this thing sucks!
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 8:08 PM
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
8 Comments:
SUUCK MY DIICKKK!!!!!!!!! Slurp it up bitch!
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your site is so fecking funny! I can spell I just don't like to swear. If I were Lindsay and I had all the good fortune she has right now, I would be happy as hell, partying it up and quit dissing other peeps man. Who started this crap with Jessica and Ashli anyways? If you take in the whole scope of what's going on in the world around she's got it pretty good. I'd be laughing my ass off.
Oh by the way....the entire audio filled world knows Ashli Simpson can't carry a tune in a bucket. Sore throat my ass....that's her real voice when she speaks. The girl's had some coaching, but daddy, when it just ain't there do what all dads do.Get your own life!
Get a real job and quit mooching off your offspring.
Huh? That was so stupid and ignorant that it wasn´t even funny.
you are not lindsay wakeup looser also lindsay is still a BIG FATASS LOOK AT HER LOOSE LIKE 20LBS MAYBE YOU WILL GET THEIR BUDDY!
LINDSAY IS A FATASS
I LOVE this website it's sooooooooo funny I used to think it was stupid but IT"S FUNNY
Liquidgeneration rules BITHES!!!!
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