MY SHADY UNCLE
I'd like to introduce a new shady family member to you all, my dear uncle.
Paul Sullivan, the 47-year-old brother of the young actress' mom, was busted at his Long Island home yesterday morning for alleged mail fraud — involving funds earmarked for 9/11 disaster relief.
Sullivan — who has publicly blasted Lohan's disgraced dad in the past for abusive behavior toward the family — essentially siphoned off nearly $132,000 in checks slated to go to creditors, charged inspectors for the U.S. Postal Service and Small Business Administration.
Why is my family full of douche bags? Isn't it enough that my father is a dead beat. Now my uncle? Ripping off 9/11 victims? Now that is low class. That bastard never gave me more than a 5 dollar gift certificate from McDonalds when I was little so it's little wonder his broke ass would have to resort to stealing from dead people Sheesh.
Oh yeah. My new movie comes out this weekend! Yay!
Love & Laxatives,
L.LO
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 8:48 AM
40 Comments:
I know you think you're trying to be funny BUT PLEASE STOP THIS. I have an eating disorder and this kind of stuff is not amusing. For some people it's a horrible REALITY, and it's not comical in the least! I know we're all shocked at all of this dramatic celebrity weight loss, but young girls are looking at this site and THINK IT'S REAL. The last fucking they need is something to encourage them! Aren't the celebrities themselves doing a good job of setting a bad example already without your help? The LAST thing I want in this world is for someone else to go through the kind of misery I and many others have went through! As many as 20% of those who have eating disorders die. It's a disease...would you make a fake blogging site about cancer victims? I didn't fucking think so.
Recovery sites:
http://www.somethingfishy.org
http://www.anred.com
I had an eating disorder for 5 years and I think this is hilarious. It just shows how absurd the entire thing is.
A blog about cancer victims would be awesome. laughing at things can take the pain out of them
OMG, Lindsay, that's it, you should get cancer too and become even skinnier! Since you hang out at the pool all day, don't wear sunblock and hopefully soon you'll be skinnier (you can wear a wig because your hair is terrible). Actually, you're probably gonna lose a couple more pounds in weeks to come because your movie is gonna bomb, and now you have the perfect excuse, dead-beat uncle joins dead-beat dad in jail. and think, they aren't even related through blood, it's your mom's side of the family! Oh girl, I'm glad you turned out perfectly!!!!
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Okay for the people who find humor in this, I congratulate them because as much as people don't like to beleive, they can take the humor from a disease like, anorexia nervosa. People who suffer from this feel lonely and depressed and making jokes just to get them to smile, makes them realize that you care for their weill-being. And yes I do find this website funny.
Now as for those who don't like this site, then what the fuck are you doing here in the 1st place?! GET OUT! If you don't like this, then don't look at it. Just leave, nobody wants sour douchebags. I went through a lot of shit that most of you can't even relate to, and yet I make myself laugh over those things becuase I'm lucky to be alive, despite what I went through. So you "party-poopers" need to chill and relax and go do something besides sit at the computer all day, wondering why your life is so damn depressing. I only get to use my computer once a week, because I apparently have a life and I go out and try to enjoy every lasting moment, whether it be good or bad. And that's what some of you are finding hard to cope with, that life is really worth its value. So do yourselves a favor and stop being depressed over a stupid site like this! Believe me, I'm no little girl, I'm a 21-year-old. And I enjoy life every day to its fullest, because I might not be alive the day tomorrow to enjoy all the things I want to get to do.
So with this in mind, make it a great day or not, the choice is yours!!!
Peace out
Man, I was laughing. Now I feel guilty.
OK, it's passed.
Damned If I Know
Lindsay is low class and belongs in a big ass trailer park along with her nasty ass family and her bleach blonde mama and her balding father who used to be some fat guy's prison bitch. Lindsay' probably thinks she's all gangsta because her family has such a bad rap but all she is just low class garbage. ha ha ha ha!
I laughed, I cried, I downed 10 tablets of ExLax. I'll be painting the town brown tonight!
I have anorexia myself and this site makes me laugh and see how stupid it all is, of course it's not gunna make me get rid of my disoder but it does make me laugh. Some parts maybe taken a little too far but hey I skipped over them but generally hehe funny!
Good On Ya!
I wish all the anorexic sluts who show up here with their noses all out of joint would shut the hell up. Hey, better yet, all anorexic sluts just shut your trap. I've had enough of you bitches trying to cry to the world, pleading with it to give up sympathy, announcing on every internet chat board and evey blog that you have bulimia or anorexia or you just so people are supposed to admire or pity you. Here's a thought, whores, try keeping your problems to yourself for a change. Hey, the more secretive you are about your disease, the more likely you are to excel at it, so again, shut your yap and don't ever open again to complain or gripe. You, like the rest of the world, don't care about your true life story of the pain you inflicted yourself when you made yourself barf on your best party dress or you starved until you blacked out. Just shut up! Thumbs up on this blog though, it's hilarous.
im not the biggest fan of linsday lohan, infact, I HATE HER! her and hilary duff are two kids my age who think too much of themselves! they cant sing, act, or even look pretty. linsday looks horrible! anorexia is a horrible thing! you need your food, protein, veggies, all that stuff and u actually NEED it! you dont just eat it to throw it up! and god doesnt put all that wonderful food in our world to just sit there and not be eaten!
LINDSAY! you told me the coke you got me was PRIMO SHIT, WTF!!!! I just took a bump and it was CUT TO HELL! Paybacks are a bitch, and so am I.
this site is my new favorite guilty pleasure!
some people are taking themselves way too seriously and need to notice how tongue-in-cheek and clever these dudes are. (and associated dudettes? i assume that there's more than one of you.)
rock on and please, fellow commenters, try to keep in mind that you don't ACTUALLY know lindsay lohan. i know it's hard, what with the teen-age delusion and all, but i think it would be good for you.
this isn't funny at all and whoever says it's not a desies it is and it's not our fault it can b genetics
ok, i'm sorry but i don't agree with this. making fun of anorexia is one thing, but naming a particcular person and making fun of her is a total other and i don't agree with it
Man...you're all a bunch of weak ass pussies. NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU... you're not special because you suffered. Fuck off. Thumbs up to site creator(s)
Oh my gawds, lindsay, I have to lose 50 pounds in 2 days. Can you help me? If I don't lose the flab and buy 20 bottles of neon orange tan in a can, noone will love me. please help me. i don't know what to do. i stuck my big fat ass up in the air and let my boyfriend give me an enema but is that as good as laxies? i'm so kornfused. it's tragic, lindsay. i know only a former fat ass like you would understand my deep horrorific terrible woes. i licked a piece of cat food a minute ago. do you think licking it would cause me to ingest calories. oh my gawd.
Will being skinny in Hollywood ever die out? It probably will because all of those annorexic/bulemic/laxativic women (and men) will probably die from it. Who wants to go to a movie that has a bunch of dead actors in it anyways?! Lindsay Lohan used to be the image of pure beauty with curves in all the right places, a gorgeous face, and enough talent to get her into the blockbuster business. I think Nicole Richie converted her, and made her look like a penny ho... poor girl.
I found this when I googled Lindsay Lohan. That is so wrong that you are making fun of her and her own family. What If her little brother or sister saw this? Did you think of that? What if her family saw this? Celbrities do have feelings too! But whatever my comment won't help!
omg this is so gulity! it all leads back to liquidgeneration.com liquid generation is 3 people that make fun of everything! okie dokie have fun!
Hey, if Lindsay's film career and music career doesn't work out, she can always learn how to be an asshole and a con artist from her uncle and her dad. I think her dad has already been giving her some lessons on how to be a complete dipshit and how to embarrass herself in public and act like a moron, notice her latest behavior? lol. Lindsay is meant to be a white trash loser, it's in her genes, she can't fight it.
I don't think anyone could mistake this for being real. Clearly you didn't read the entire site. If you listen to the audioblogs...well, it's a man's voice!
Of course eating disorders are serious issues...but so is racism. Dave Chappelle's genius is his jokes about racism-- not that he's racist...he makes his jokes in such a way that they make fun of racism. It's my opinion that liquidgeneration's jokes are making fun of the public for its scrutiny of the stars' personal lives. We DON'T know that she has an eating disorder. She could be doing drugs. She could be very stressed or depressed. There are a lot of different reasons for weight loss.
Take everything with a grain of salt. Take entertainment for what it is--including celebrities--and don't make a case of it. I think that's the real message.
And please, those of you who are going to try to make an argument: check your spelling. I'm not hating; it's just that it makes one seem a lot more intelligent and the argument a lot stronger. Otherwise, it's not very worthwhile.
Hey guys my voice isnt a mans voice like that bitch Kirsten said i had strep throught from giving head to Bruce Willis. I sound way better guys i swear
Love and Laxatives,
L.Lo
Hey I just watched your movie Mean Girls yesterday and I liked it! I like all of your movies. You are so funny and I can't wait to watch you in Gossip Girl.(when will it show?)
But Lindsay, you should eat those Swiss cereal bars to gain some weight now...seriously you're scary being so skinny.
ok... this isn't Lindsay Lohan!! I don't think Lindsay Lohan is anorexic though because I think she looks healthy.
Lindsay Lohan is fat not anorexic.
amen. i have a shitty family too so i know how it is.
Everyone who's posting as if this blog is ACTUALLY Lindsay's, bitching about how she needs to gain weight, stop doing coke, w/e...GET A FUCKING LIFE! I've been eating disordered for 2 yrs. now and even I'm smart enough to see that it's a parody! And I think it's fucking hilarious! Whoever's publishing this is a genius.
wow this forum is just hilarious......almost as funny as cancer,aids,hiv,diabetes,alcoholism,drug addiction and suicide........get a life....i am 18 years old and suffer from an eating disorder..its not about wanting to perceive the perfect body thats only part of it...its about having control over the only thing i have control over in my life...and thats my food comsuption...so thank you very much...for truly making fun of mine along with millions of other girls disease...get a life.
Stop whinig anorexic girls and go seek help...geeez...no one wants to hear you crying, you all mentally ill. ha ha ha >_<
This entire thing is just brilliant. People don't understand the humour beneath the words.
i came across this site while checking up lindsay lohan sites, i think the comments u guys make r usually pretty good, but i really liked lindsay i think she acts good,i like her movies & i thought she was a natural beauty with common sense not caring what people thought about her weight!guess i was wrong...i think it's horrible 4 celebs 2 go all anorexic & then encourege their fans 2 do the same!it's horrid.i dunno if u really do have anorexia or if it's just stress linsday but if u do have it here's a message 2 u 'STOP encoureging other girls to become anorexic or get an eating disorder just because u chose 2 ruin your life doesnt mean u can ruin theirs!oh, & 1 more thing u didnt have a fat ass, u had really gorgeous curves(u dont anymore) & anyone who thinks u had a fat ass is a total idiot!
linsday your a bitch! if u really are the one saying your proud 2 be anorexic & that anorexia isnt a disease but a life style & telling people they should become anorexic to lose weight there r loads of other HEALTHİER ways thet would help them more IF they even need to lose weight in the 1st place i'm younger then u linsday i'm 12 but maybe u should consider taking my advice not becoming fat but gaining more weight eating healthily, getting your nice curves back stop dying your hair & u would b an absolute beauty, and it would b all natural!plz take my advice ur 1 of my idols i luv the movies ur in but i'm not sure i'll like them so much if u look like u might die from weight loss anyday...
ok annonymus 4;52 am
What's wrong with u?
ooooooo I think someone is over eating......u maybe?
Just because u have problems dosen't mean u can tell someone to shut up
Go take care of ur problems and leave ppl alone
But that's ok I guess we can forgive u since behinde that screen sits an ugly fat person don't worry its ok I don't want to be mean but seriously grow up
Your not supposed to hate ppl with problems ur supposed to do the opposit
lyndsey,here's the thing...Idon't know if you're anorexix or not but magazines are saying you are,i don't think so.
hey sexii lindsay ur really pretty and u have a guud singing voice!!!
MY NAME IS LEXI AND I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA ON THE GOLD COAST AND UR SITE ROKZ ITS SO COOL TOO BE ANOREXIC I MEAN ITS MOSTLY FOR THE GUYS LOL
ANY WAY HERES MY EMAIL I LUV YA GIRL!!!!!!
PLAYGIRL_PRINCEZZ@HOTMAIL.COM
i have an eating disorder too; you would think that i would be totally angry or outraged by this blog but instead i find it soooo hilarious!!!!!!
Hey, this blog is HILARIOUS. and i mean fucking hilarious. i can openly admit that i have bulimia in this website. LOL. i shud pretty much follow your diet rules. purging after binging is horrible. it feels horrible, and i hate it, i just cant seem to help it. But wth, its a price to pay if you love to eat. maybe i shud try using laxatives.
" I know you think you're trying to be funny BUT PLEASE STOP THIS. I have an eating disorder and this kind of stuff is not amusing. For some people it's a horrible REALITY, and it's not comical in the least! I know we're all shocked at all of this dramatic celebrity weight loss, but young girls are looking at this site and THINK IT'S REAL. The last fucking they need is something to encourage them! Aren't the celebrities themselves doing a good job of setting a bad example already without your help? The LAST thing I want in this world is for someone else to go through the kind of misery I and many others have went through! As many as 20% of those who have eating disorders die. It's a disease...would you make a fake blogging site about cancer victims? I didn't fucking think so. "
No offense but dont .. 100% of those who have eating disorders die !? We all do anyhow !! ( not encouraging it but .. funny thing to say " as many as 20% of those who have eating disorders die" .. I think she took this info from a friend tryign to joke .. she just didn't get it . hmm .. Anyhow .. have fun !
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