Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.
OMG! There's gonna be a verdict in the Michael Jackson case. I'm saying a prayer for him and so should you.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 12:43 PM
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
17 Comments:
Id actually prefer him to get off
Who gives a shit about Jacko. I don't care if he's not guilty or guilty. Leave the dude alone and get him off the news. It's so old.
Oh--And Lindsay looked -way- better with half-a-body in Mean Girls. She was already pretty thin in that. I think anyone with half a brain here can tell that this is all making fun of her and stuff, but really... We all know she's anorexic. And it's gross. And unhealthy. So, she's the one destroying her own body by trying to make herself look like my 5 year old boy cousin. People who -seriously- like to fuck skin and bones... Whatever.
'Lindsay'... I hope your nasal cavities rot from the coke and you have to get plastic surgery as many times as Jacko has.
I WANTED HIS ASS TO FRY!!!! DAMN IT!!!!!!!!
Know what'd be REALLY sad? The plaintiff was acting on the direction of his mother. Think about it, mom tells kid to try and get some money off of a celebrity. Kid follows mom's orders and is now marked for life as "MJ's widdle bitch." >_>
Hi "Lindsay"
All I want say is that I hope you don't seriously think you are going to bag Jake looking like that? Even Michael Jackson has a better chance of getting to first base.
HAHA! i wonder if this is real...hmmm, idk im just gonna act like it is... why did u dye ur hair?! dye it back red!!! PLEASE!!! gah... it looks gross... *gag*... but anyway... just leave the blonde look to hilary(grr) well i agree w/ the 1st anonymous.... leave michael alone... hes gettin old... he needs to just go away... and get off the news... we've got worse things to worry about
much love
oh yeah, and about ur hair... now it all makes perfect sense... you did it so u could barf everytime u look in the mirror...kay i get it
fuck fuck fuck bitch
im sure this is lindsay. ok ? w.e your f*cking sick for doing this
Wow, I hope you keep starving. I am anxious to see how much starvation you will endure before your trailer trash mama has had enough and stop spoiling you and finally puts your ass in mary kate's old bed in the anorexic treatment center. then when you get there, it would be funny if they fed you like 19 cans of ensure a day and you came out all hefty and had to have to stomach stapling. then you lose all the weight. then you marry tom green, get pregnant and blow up again. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! happy weight ins!!!!!!!!!
michael jackson is gay.......
hes also guilty.......
for giving alchohol to da small ppl......
for being an child molester.......
for hangan tha baby over the balcony comon this dude is weird...
for being gay........
for insulting white ppl.....
for insulting black ppl.....
for insulting normal ppl....
for insulting gay & ghetto ppl..
cos he is a faggotty faggotyfaggotyfaggotyfggotgotgotgotaggoty faggot
So you call Micheal Jackson gay and say that HE'S weird for making fun of gay people. And then you call him a faggot.
Way to contradict yourself.
Btw He should rot.
And to the idiots who don't realize this blog is a joke... well you'll get a reality check soon enough.
Later bitches!
Is this really Lindsay's journal
Its so rude that people judge you. If you wanna be anorexic, thats your choice. Anorexia is both a disease and a lifestyle choice. Best wishes, don't got too thin, that's just gross!
I agree with anonymous 2:03
the whole thing is getting old
I don't care if he's guilty or not
but if hes a molester he should get located up in jail anyway the hole thing was probably a scam in the first place so why the hell should I stick my nose into it ,Its hes problem.
at first when I came here I didn't take this site as a joke but now I agree with the point it makes
Lindsay Lohan is stupid for doing that to herself , if she's stressed out I feel bad for her but other wise shes plain stupid
To be that skinny is ugly
lindsay is a mother fucking ass hole tht needs to go n a diet......SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOES LIDSAY ACTUALLI READ THIS STUFF.............................?????????????????????/
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