LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The last one for tonight...

53 Comments:

At 8:39 PM, Anonymous said...

You're a fucking man!

 
At 8:42 PM, Lollipop said...

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At 8:44 PM, Lollipop said...

It's slippy

 
At 9:11 AM, Nicole Richie said...

NOOOOO, Lindsays blog has been taken over by some strange prankster!

 
At 9:27 AM, Anonymous said...

btw, there tends to be an awful lot of strong opinioned anonymous posts going around on these posts - could the owner be posting these anonymous comments just to see everyone who visits and comments fighting?

 
At 6:00 PM, Anonymous said...

LINSDAY IM SO ANOREXIC!! AND YOU ARE SUCH A INSPERATION TO ME!! YOUR NOT REALLY FUNNY AND YOUR NEXT MOVIE IS GONNA SUCK... SERIOUSLY HERBIE FULLY LOADED. IN THE TRAILOR U LOOK FULLY LOADED OF FAT AND CRAP. YOU NEED TO DO WHAT I DO. LOOK AT A PICTURE OF KRISTIE ALLY AND THEN U WILL INSTANTLY THROW UP... IM SERIOUSE, WELL IM GONNA GO EAT A LIVE ANIMAL AND THEN GO STICK A VACUME UP MY ASS AND SUCK IT OUT!!

CHOW VELLLA!

 
At 7:19 PM, Anonymous said...

ur so ugly! and a fake!

 
At 7:21 PM, Lilmissy said...

YOU GUYS DO KNO THIS ISNT THE REAL LINDSAY. SHE DOESNT HAVE BLOGGER. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP POSING AS HER.

 
At 7:26 PM, Lilmissy said...

Lindsay has enough to deal widd without you posers trying to make fun of her and if i see more of this then ill be reporting you.

 
At 12:59 AM, Anonymous said...

Keep your blog going, LINDSAY, YOU ARE HYSTERICAL! I NEED MORE THIN TIPS AND HELP! HELP ME1 I AM FAT WHALE OF 140 POUNDS AND I HAVE TO LOSE 40 POUNDS IN 1 WEEK (LIKE YOU DID) SO I CAN FIT IN THE PROM DRESS I PICKED OUT. IT'S A SIZE ZERO AND SUPPOSED TO BE FOR A GIRL AROUND 90 POUNDS. OH PLEASE HELP ME! I CANNOT CONTINUE CONTINUE TO BE A FAT HEIFER MY WHOLE LIFE.

 
At 1:26 AM, RancidCesspoolOfUnimaginableSplendorByRitualisticButcheryInADecadentOrgyOfAtrociousSuffering said...

Would have been better if you used sound clips of her..bundled together saying random shit...but the site is still great. :)

 
At 3:09 AM, dramapurge said...

Skinny Lindsay, you're an inspiration for all shish-kabobs! Keep up the good work and watch out for cracks in the floors cuz you might slip through. (Hey how about cutting you hair too? Maybe do a little 'natalie portman' on us? I know you can do it! I believe in you!)

PS: lilmissy, come on, use your brain...

 
At 6:47 AM, Anonymous said...

Is Lindsay still full loaded with Herpes? Her gynelogist says yes.

 
At 10:23 AM, MRS. Brown is you're nasty said...

Just confused...who exactly is lilmisy planning to report this site to? A 7th grade principal? that is the lamest thing I have ever read. Especially hilarious was the fact that this was an afterthought comment five minutes after her first comment.

Does anyone else find it HI-larious when you can totally tell which comments are posted by a younr person who has been a die-hard fan since the "Parent Trap" days...hahahaha.

 
At 6:32 PM, 7h@7 9!rL N@m3d J@y|\|3 said...

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At 11:21 PM, Anonymous said...

You know, to all the people who keep saying "it's so funny that everyone thinks this is Lindsay Lohan"... no one does. So just chill out and finish your bag of flaming hot cheetos. Its really good for a laugh though! Commendable job. Quite Commendable.

 
At 12:10 PM, Anonymous said...

all i know is that ur fuckin hott names lee live in k.c if u every come to k.c e mail me train32_258@hotmail.com hope u dont have a b/f much love to u

 
At 12:27 PM, Anonymous said...

I miss her big juicy titties, wanted to spurt my load all over them...oh well

 
At 6:32 PM, Immaculate said...

Ha ha, you guys are awesome. Keep up the good work. Oh, and pipe down "lilmissy". Start by understanding the simple words, like "know", as opposed to "kno", then maybe you can make valid comments, you anal whore.

God, I wish I could be like you, Lindsey... all, skinny... and... breakable. I could probably even start wearing my 11 y/o sisters clothing *sighs* what a dream.

In the process of still being a fat-ass,

God

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous said...

hurry up and die of anorexia already lindsay or else go into rehhab and come out all chubby and with a big fat tubby gut. by the way, lindsay, we all know you just got anorexia to copy mary kate!

 
At 9:41 PM, Anonymous said...

Lindsay, I think you looked better when you was fat with the big tits. Now your breasts have shrieked...you obviously had the breast implants taken out. Why? I don't understand why you wanna be an anorexic now. You think it's cool eh? Like the Olsen twins? Now you look like a skeleton who pretends to be Marilyn Monroe. (are you trying to copy Christina Aguilera ?) And blond hair doesn't look good on you. Keep the red hair look.

PS I like your Emaciation Proclamation...it's hilarous.

PPS I am so fat, I wanna be anorexic like you!! You're my inspiration Lindsay. :)

 
At 1:12 AM, Anonymous said...

This site is stupid..Someone needs to get a life and quit downing other people. You guys are immature and rediculous..You should just shut the hell up about people you dont know and will never know..

 
At 4:03 AM, Anonymous said...

Then why are you even wasting your time posting here?

 
At 11:06 AM, Eva said...

I love your site, Lindsay "skinny" (as I will be!) Lohan!

Check my site: http://www.xanga.com/private/home.aspx?user=freeway6

*Eva*

 
At 11:11 AM, Eva said...

By the way... what´s your Current Weight, Lindsay?

*Eva*

 
At 11:52 AM, .::courtz.avril::. said...

this site is rad. Lindsay was a shitty actress to begin with. So you guys making this website is just f'in awesome!
courtzavril

 
At 2:33 PM, fallen-angel said...

I got your blog of a search of the blog site and I'd like to say I think its wrong what you are doing. I understand why you are doing this and although you might be proud of it you shouldn't broadcast it or other influential people will want to join you.

I'm anorexic with belimic tendancies and have been this way since I was nine and I'm 20 next month. Its a dangerous game of death but I can't really say a lot because after you see my blog you will see me for who I really am. I'm selfconcious and hate all those who hail on us for our choices but I think its wrong the way you are posting "How to become us".

Fall

 
At 11:54 PM, Anonymous said...

hey stupid fallen angle, anyone can become anorexic, it's called JUST CUT BACK ON YOUR EATING and Get really picky about what you eat and then over exercise. It's not freaking hard. Anyone can do it. You're not special and you don't have a special secret that noone knows and can't figure out. Go stick your head in a toliet and flush.

 
At 12:17 PM, Jennifer A. said...

He or she does have a point fallen-angel.. you do know its not that hard to become anorexic. I tried to become (but failed 100% along the way). I've thrown up on purpose before but I might as well binge-eat THEN overexercise.

So that way I dont gain or lose weight. Isn't that neato? hehe NOT...

 
At 1:28 PM, Suck My Dick said...

FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH! SUCK MY COCK BITCH! Serously...suck it....

 
At 9:10 PM, Anonymous said...

Sucking my tissue fat through a.... FAT FAT!

I think I love you.

 
At 8:02 AM, angphoto said...

Love it guys!!!! is there a book on how to become "ANOREXIC" ill buy 6!

 
At 8:23 AM, Anonymous said...

hahahahahaha Lindsay, girl!!! You need to eat a sandwhich or something!!! Alot of guys want a girl that they can screw and not worry about snapping in half. Say it with me "It's okie to have a little meat." i know you can say it... at least go work out and bulk up that way??? SOMETHING???

 
At 2:44 PM, Anonymous said...

Instructions on becoming anarexic:

Don't eat.

There ya go!

 
At 3:20 PM, Anonymous said...

HAHAHA!!
LIQUIDGENERATION RULES!!!!

 
At 3:21 PM, Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan is hot but ugly

 
At 3:24 PM, Anonymous said...

if you keep up the anorexic shit you are going to ruin your future!

 
At 3:54 PM, Anonymous said...

Your comments sound like the same ignorant person over and over again.

 
At 9:53 AM, Anonymous said...

LILMISSY GO AHEAD REPORT US ALL!!!
HAHAHAHAH OOOOOOOOO I DARE UUU!!!
GEE WHAT"S GONNA HAPPEN.....
OOOOOO WOW I WANDER
MAYBE THE FBI IS GONA COME TO OUR DOORS!!!!
OOOOOO WOW!!!!!!

 
At 5:06 PM, Anonymous said...

all yall are stupid just leave her alone and quit being so ignorant!!!!

 
At 5:41 PM, The real Lindsay Lohan said...

Like omg Like I'm not anorexic ,
I AM SOOO COOL, everyone should be like me.O ya and all u freacks thats make fun of me should lose some weight NOW!!

 
At 9:47 AM, Anonymous said...

can i just ask how old you lot are ? 9 or 10 ? is this a website for freaks ? coz there seriously is something wrong with you lot

 
At 9:15 PM, Anonymous said...

This is wayy 2 funny!! Pretednig to be Lindsay Lohan & saying that she has anorexia. First of all, it said in all the magazines that she suffered from bulimia!! And HELLOO, I never knew Lindsay cursed by saying fatass & other bullsh*t that u made up. Phhfff, u madd stupid man, get a life & stop trying 2 take others'... ((pathetic))

roflma00

And I don't think tha Lindsay would encourage anyone 2 become bulimic or anorexic.

 
At 3:37 AM, Anonymous said...

i bet all of you are fucking fatass's i mean isnt half of america obese ? i bet your all pining to be as skinny as lindsey

 
At 8:53 AM, Anonymous said...

You look soo good. I want to be as slim as you. You inspire me to keep being ana. Linsay. You go girl>

 
At 8:58 PM, Anonymous said...

chocoalate bitches

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous said...

HEY GUH, WHT IT DO?? IIGHT, IM 14 ND WEIGH BOUT 117... 2 ME, DATS FAT. MY FRIEND IS 14 ND WEIGHS LIKE 105. I WANNA B SKINNY LIKE HER. MY WAIST IS LIKE 29 IN. ND HERS IS LIKE 22IN. I NEED HELP, ND IM STARVIN MYSELF RITE NOW, BUT I DNT KNO WHT TO DO AFTA THAT!!

 
At 9:33 AM, jemma said...

Lindsay uv always bin my favourite all time actress and singer!!! im havin big problems wiv my paranoid wieght issues! i want to b anorexic so much how im feeling inside i no its a bad thing but id rather b skinny than fat! wot should i do? an no i dnt think u look ugly at al u jus need to eat a bit more x

 
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