The last one for tonight...
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 8:10 PM
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
53 Comments:
You're a fucking man!
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It's slippy
NOOOOO, Lindsays blog has been taken over by some strange prankster!
btw, there tends to be an awful lot of strong opinioned anonymous posts going around on these posts - could the owner be posting these anonymous comments just to see everyone who visits and comments fighting?
LINSDAY IM SO ANOREXIC!! AND YOU ARE SUCH A INSPERATION TO ME!! YOUR NOT REALLY FUNNY AND YOUR NEXT MOVIE IS GONNA SUCK... SERIOUSLY HERBIE FULLY LOADED. IN THE TRAILOR U LOOK FULLY LOADED OF FAT AND CRAP. YOU NEED TO DO WHAT I DO. LOOK AT A PICTURE OF KRISTIE ALLY AND THEN U WILL INSTANTLY THROW UP... IM SERIOUSE, WELL IM GONNA GO EAT A LIVE ANIMAL AND THEN GO STICK A VACUME UP MY ASS AND SUCK IT OUT!!
CHOW VELLLA!
ur so ugly! and a fake!
YOU GUYS DO KNO THIS ISNT THE REAL LINDSAY. SHE DOESNT HAVE BLOGGER. YOU GUYS NEED TO GET A LIFE AND STOP POSING AS HER.
Lindsay has enough to deal widd without you posers trying to make fun of her and if i see more of this then ill be reporting you.
Keep your blog going, LINDSAY, YOU ARE HYSTERICAL! I NEED MORE THIN TIPS AND HELP! HELP ME1 I AM FAT WHALE OF 140 POUNDS AND I HAVE TO LOSE 40 POUNDS IN 1 WEEK (LIKE YOU DID) SO I CAN FIT IN THE PROM DRESS I PICKED OUT. IT'S A SIZE ZERO AND SUPPOSED TO BE FOR A GIRL AROUND 90 POUNDS. OH PLEASE HELP ME! I CANNOT CONTINUE CONTINUE TO BE A FAT HEIFER MY WHOLE LIFE.
Would have been better if you used sound clips of her..bundled together saying random shit...but the site is still great. :)
Skinny Lindsay, you're an inspiration for all shish-kabobs! Keep up the good work and watch out for cracks in the floors cuz you might slip through. (Hey how about cutting you hair too? Maybe do a little 'natalie portman' on us? I know you can do it! I believe in you!)
PS: lilmissy, come on, use your brain...
Is Lindsay still full loaded with Herpes? Her gynelogist says yes.
Just confused...who exactly is lilmisy planning to report this site to? A 7th grade principal? that is the lamest thing I have ever read. Especially hilarious was the fact that this was an afterthought comment five minutes after her first comment.
Does anyone else find it HI-larious when you can totally tell which comments are posted by a younr person who has been a die-hard fan since the "Parent Trap" days...hahahaha.
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You know, to all the people who keep saying "it's so funny that everyone thinks this is Lindsay Lohan"... no one does. So just chill out and finish your bag of flaming hot cheetos. Its really good for a laugh though! Commendable job. Quite Commendable.
all i know is that ur fuckin hott names lee live in k.c if u every come to k.c e mail me train32_258@hotmail.com hope u dont have a b/f much love to u
I miss her big juicy titties, wanted to spurt my load all over them...oh well
Ha ha, you guys are awesome. Keep up the good work. Oh, and pipe down "lilmissy". Start by understanding the simple words, like "know", as opposed to "kno", then maybe you can make valid comments, you anal whore.
God, I wish I could be like you, Lindsey... all, skinny... and... breakable. I could probably even start wearing my 11 y/o sisters clothing *sighs* what a dream.
In the process of still being a fat-ass,
God
hurry up and die of anorexia already lindsay or else go into rehhab and come out all chubby and with a big fat tubby gut. by the way, lindsay, we all know you just got anorexia to copy mary kate!
Lindsay, I think you looked better when you was fat with the big tits. Now your breasts have shrieked...you obviously had the breast implants taken out. Why? I don't understand why you wanna be an anorexic now. You think it's cool eh? Like the Olsen twins? Now you look like a skeleton who pretends to be Marilyn Monroe. (are you trying to copy Christina Aguilera ?) And blond hair doesn't look good on you. Keep the red hair look.
PS I like your Emaciation Proclamation...it's hilarous.
PPS I am so fat, I wanna be anorexic like you!! You're my inspiration Lindsay. :)
This site is stupid..Someone needs to get a life and quit downing other people. You guys are immature and rediculous..You should just shut the hell up about people you dont know and will never know..
Then why are you even wasting your time posting here?
I love your site, Lindsay "skinny" (as I will be!) Lohan!
Check my site: http://www.xanga.com/private/home.aspx?user=freeway6
*Eva*
By the way... what´s your Current Weight, Lindsay?
*Eva*
this site is rad. Lindsay was a shitty actress to begin with. So you guys making this website is just f'in awesome!
courtzavril
I got your blog of a search of the blog site and I'd like to say I think its wrong what you are doing. I understand why you are doing this and although you might be proud of it you shouldn't broadcast it or other influential people will want to join you.
I'm anorexic with belimic tendancies and have been this way since I was nine and I'm 20 next month. Its a dangerous game of death but I can't really say a lot because after you see my blog you will see me for who I really am. I'm selfconcious and hate all those who hail on us for our choices but I think its wrong the way you are posting "How to become us".
Fall
hey stupid fallen angle, anyone can become anorexic, it's called JUST CUT BACK ON YOUR EATING and Get really picky about what you eat and then over exercise. It's not freaking hard. Anyone can do it. You're not special and you don't have a special secret that noone knows and can't figure out. Go stick your head in a toliet and flush.
He or she does have a point fallen-angel.. you do know its not that hard to become anorexic. I tried to become (but failed 100% along the way). I've thrown up on purpose before but I might as well binge-eat THEN overexercise.
So that way I dont gain or lose weight. Isn't that neato? hehe NOT...
FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU BITCH! SUCK MY COCK BITCH! Serously...suck it....
Sucking my tissue fat through a.... FAT FAT!
I think I love you.
Love it guys!!!! is there a book on how to become "ANOREXIC" ill buy 6!
hahahahahaha Lindsay, girl!!! You need to eat a sandwhich or something!!! Alot of guys want a girl that they can screw and not worry about snapping in half. Say it with me "It's okie to have a little meat." i know you can say it... at least go work out and bulk up that way??? SOMETHING???
Instructions on becoming anarexic:
Don't eat.
There ya go!
HAHAHA!!
LIQUIDGENERATION RULES!!!!
Lindsay Lohan is hot but ugly
if you keep up the anorexic shit you are going to ruin your future!
Your comments sound like the same ignorant person over and over again.
LILMISSY GO AHEAD REPORT US ALL!!!
HAHAHAHAH OOOOOOOOO I DARE UUU!!!
GEE WHAT"S GONNA HAPPEN.....
OOOOOO WOW I WANDER
MAYBE THE FBI IS GONA COME TO OUR DOORS!!!!
OOOOOO WOW!!!!!!
all yall are stupid just leave her alone and quit being so ignorant!!!!
Like omg Like I'm not anorexic ,
I AM SOOO COOL, everyone should be like me.O ya and all u freacks thats make fun of me should lose some weight NOW!!
can i just ask how old you lot are ? 9 or 10 ? is this a website for freaks ? coz there seriously is something wrong with you lot
This is wayy 2 funny!! Pretednig to be Lindsay Lohan & saying that she has anorexia. First of all, it said in all the magazines that she suffered from bulimia!! And HELLOO, I never knew Lindsay cursed by saying fatass & other bullsh*t that u made up. Phhfff, u madd stupid man, get a life & stop trying 2 take others'... ((pathetic))
roflma00
And I don't think tha Lindsay would encourage anyone 2 become bulimic or anorexic.
i bet all of you are fucking fatass's i mean isnt half of america obese ? i bet your all pining to be as skinny as lindsey
You look soo good. I want to be as slim as you. You inspire me to keep being ana. Linsay. You go girl>
chocoalate bitches
HEY GUH, WHT IT DO?? IIGHT, IM 14 ND WEIGH BOUT 117... 2 ME, DATS FAT. MY FRIEND IS 14 ND WEIGHS LIKE 105. I WANNA B SKINNY LIKE HER. MY WAIST IS LIKE 29 IN. ND HERS IS LIKE 22IN. I NEED HELP, ND IM STARVIN MYSELF RITE NOW, BUT I DNT KNO WHT TO DO AFTA THAT!!
Lindsay uv always bin my favourite all time actress and singer!!! im havin big problems wiv my paranoid wieght issues! i want to b anorexic so much how im feeling inside i no its a bad thing but id rather b skinny than fat! wot should i do? an no i dnt think u look ugly at al u jus need to eat a bit more x
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