JESSICA AND ASHLEY SIMPSON AREN'T ALLOWED TO READ THIS
If your name is either Jessica or Ashley Simpson you are not allowed to read this blog. Get out now. Leave. I ain't f'ing around. I got spies on the internet and my spies will track you down and slit your throat. Try me.
You two are so yesterday's news. Ashley, your reality show sucked and so does your music. Was that even you on the show? Was that your voice? Are you sure you didn't have a voice actress behind the scenes dubbing your voice? I don't believe you really acted during that show. Maybe you were using a back-up audio tape. You hillbilly, jig-dancing, Wilmer-stealing slut. Sure your boobs might be huge but they make you look fat. And slice off your nose while your at it and feed it to your sister.
Jessica, you're no better. Back in the day, I had boobs too -- but now I look f'ing fabulous and you're just fat. When your dad is done molesting you with his eyes, give me a call and I'll put you on the Get Rid of Your Boobs fast-track diet, you Jackass-banging ho. I hope Nick leaves you for me. I heard BoyBand members like girls with less curves. If a she-boy is who he wants, a she-boy he will get.
Love and Laxatives,
L.LO
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 11:00 AM
71 Comments:
It's Ashlee not Ashley...that would make me like everyone else. Gawd, Lindsay, don't you know anything!
BTW, good job on beating out Hilary Swank for best female preformance, you SO deserve it! Douche bag!
You are so right, ashlee. No offense Lindsay but YOU are so yesterday's news. I mean come on you are such a slut. Face it you're a terrible role model and I bet you're just jealous of any star who's a virgin (and you are not) or who even sets eyes on your "men".
I bet you I can lose weight and look so way much better than you WITHOUT the huffing and barfing or emaciation required by you. Even my little sister of 5 years hates you and your music: "I don't like that girl, she's so ugly. And she sings terrible too."
If I were you, I'd change my attitude and hair color (yukkk!). And by the way gain like 20 pounds. You were way better before becoming skeletor.
Well ciao! Fathomized idiot....
those two (above) are stupid... first a fake ashlee simpson and then yelling at "lindsay" when everyone knows this is a parody blog. get a fucking grip.
Ha! jennifer a.'s blog name is "LuvrCHILDofWicca"
Will Somebody PLEASE suck my dick? SUCK IT BITCH!
this is bullshit.
wut he said^^^^^^^^^that dude up there.BULL
Oh MY GAWD-
LINDSAY LOHAN IS SOOOOO COOL AND AWESOME! AND ANYONE WHO THINKS DIFFERENTLY CAN COME KISS MY ASS!
GO LINDSAY LOHAN (WHOA)
FUCK U MOTHER FUCKERS I WILL FUCK ALL UR BRAINS OUT UNTIL U BLAST AND DIE AND THEN PEE ALL OVER U GUYS U FUCKING DOUCHE BAGS. I FUCKING HATE THIS I FUCKING HATE THIS. U ALL CAN SUCK UR TRANVESTITES MOTHERS HALF VAGINA HALF PENIS AND JENNIFER A. SHUT THE FUCK UP U WHORE U CANT LOSE WEIGHT U FATASS U WEIGH LIKE 210 GIVE ME A BREAK FATASS AND ASHLEE SIMPSON WANNABE LIP-SYNC UR WAy OUTTA OF HERE BITCH
FUCK U I HATE U ALL
you know you're a loser when you are fighting over FEZ from that 70's show.
the anonymous person who posted this
"Ha! jennifer a.'s blog name is "LuvrCHILDofWicca"
Go fuck yourself you dimwitted asshole. so wat? and you're point is? you don't know where I live or where I go to school, so take the load of shit you just said and shove it up your fat ass. that is if you can.....
"AND JENNIFER A. SHUT THE FUCK UP U WHORE U CANT LOSE WEIGHT U FATASS U WEIGH LIKE 210 GIVE ME A BREAK FATASS"
um excuse me fucking wannabe terrorist, but you don't know what I look like but you are so apt to judge based on what I wrote. but i'll give you a little insight....im 5'5" and i weigh 143 lbs. im pretty and i have like 30 guys wanting to hook up with me (which of course IM NEVER GOING TO GO OUT WITH ANY OF THEM)
and BTW, i'm a fucking a virgin. dont' say i'm a whore b/c one I never slept with you and two, you don't fucking know me, so kiss my ass.
this blog was posted b/c it was supposed to be a form of humor entertainment. if you didn't know this then i suggest you one, go kill yourself right now, or two, go back to 3rd grade (that is if you aren't already in it)
geez, you people are crazy.
you do know this is not Lindsay Lohan's real blog? it's making fun of her
take some chill pills people!
THis iS such a sweet web site.. and I love all the drAmA. Fun
Ya linsay so wat if you anerexic. U dont have to post it up all over the place so little kids like me can fuking see it. U make me feel like a bag of shit. Im 12 years old and i thought u were cool intill u started writing that shit music! Now i get all scared when ever i eat bread because of your fucking diet! Be a anerexic bitch but dont make a poor 6th grader feel like she has to be one also!!!
Seriously, it is starting to wig some of us out...all of the people getting hostile and calling other people whores and stuff. If you don't like this site, then start your own damn blog making for of this one. Nobody forces you to read it. You read it cause you want to. If you don't want to read it then excercise some f**king self control and take this ite off your bookmark list and don't come back. Cause you know you got it bookmarked like the rest of us...
A loyal reader in TN
Whoever this "Lindsey" is should get some serious help.
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wow, hunnie u look like u got dug up, so u can act wow, but y u h8in on others, wots ur problem, oh yer ur so gr8 arnt you, ur sooooo pretty and rich, well fuck you lil miss slag, leave your cussin 2 your self... wot did ashley do 2 you, oh thats rite she dont puke up every meal, so you dont you act your age you stupid stuck up you own ass bitch, and if you av any problems with this, get ur wankers to call my ppl, u bimbo
xxx Theo xxx
a.k.a the one who dosent imply to lil kid's that is ok to puke after every meal!!!
lindsay lohan and all the other anorexic ppl in this world....
WAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO YOURSELF!!?!?!?!
if you dont like the way you are lose weight in a healthy way.
like EXERCIZE... if ppl dont like the way you are fuck them you dont need them anyway. you ppl are fuken retarted if you thikn that anorexic ppl are beautiful....coz they're not... its quite gross especially wen you are little girl's hero's/idol's then you do this so they think its kool so they do it then half of all the young girls in this world are too thin to survive>>>............
YOU DISGUST ME
god stfu all of you..this is for people who think this is funny + 12 year olds shouldnt be on here...wow..like this is a joke...not serious..its not really lindsay lohan..its to make people laugh..jeez, if you dont have a fucken sense of humor then dont fucken comment bc all these blogs are effing funny!JESUS!
OMFGLIDNSAYLOHANISSOFUCKING AWESOME!#@!$!##!!!
u no wot i laff at almost anytink but this isnt even funny i mean wot humor is in tis pliz i no that she oviously didnt right this but it is pretty sick n lame i mean oviously lindsay has a problem n due 2 this problem she has colapsed recently basically u's sudnt b takin da piss expesh when it is not funny i mean wtf is up with da 10 commandments sort of thing its perthetic
all the people who are defending hohan are SAD and PATHETIC. i mean i don;t ever write anything on these things but i have to clear my head. how sad are you to come onto a site knowing that its gonna make fun of her just so you can post soemthing and defend her and then you tell others to get a life, YOU GET THE FUCKIN LIFE. and i know that everyone who posts on here has to be over the age 17 so then your a fuckin loser ontop of that why don' you people go back to watching sesame street with all the other kids who like hohan.
ok all you stupid ass people come on ashlee isent that bad you people are just to fucking messed up to know that i dont see your fucking lame ass doing anything about it i mean i fucking hate when people try to make fun of her she is the best and all you motherfuckers know that so yeah so fucking back off of her she didnt do a fuckin thing to you ok bitch
ASHLEE I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
ALWAYS.....SEXY SEXY SEXY XOXOXOXOXOX
Lindsay, you are a slut! All u care about its your looks. And Ashlee Simpson is awesome and at least she doesn't worry about her weight!
you guys are fucked up lindsay is beter and sexyer then anyone in the world and you guys are jealous that she is beter and sexyer then you dum ho bag sluts go finger your self you ugly prks fuck you
o ya i forgot some stuff ashely or how ever you spell you gay ass name your a ugly dirty fat ass ho who fingers jessica all night you both suck your boobs o sorry you don't have boobs you have dicks so go suck your dicks you lam ass hos
lmao
Lindsay was hot but is not--anymore. heh
"Lyneta said... "
- dont bag out anorexic ppl. Its a mental disease not sumthing u can just snap out of so shut up.
If Lindsay is anorexic then she needs help and support not ppl bitchin. shut up and get a life.
(awsum blog btw)
You know what all you frickin' sons of bitch's, ashlee and jessica are awesome, sure lindsay has some problems, but who doesn't????
--dont h8--
errr.....My dad touches me at night. He said he'd take away the machine that fixes my raspy voice when I sing if I told anyone, so keep this to yourself.
Oh and I know I need a nose job, so you can stop reminding me.
P.S. Lindsay Hohan is a slut! Punk Rock forver!
you people are queers if you call each other bitchs and fukers over a blog for all you know its not even true to shut ur fuking mouth about any one of them keep your god damn opinions to yourself if you hate them if you like them parise them and no one go saying they're gay or a bitch because you like music you people are probably some of those robots who go say what all they're friends and all the press say so why dont you say what you think no one will know and dont listen to blog just say that they lie and express yourself
from:the kick ass man who proves you all wrong and tells you dont be an ass
what a sad world we live in, or perhaps just a sad country you live in!! some body once wrote the following and i can't imagine a more appropriate place to cite it: "arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics, even if you win you are still retarded."
Hahahahaha this place is funny. So full of dramas. LOVES IT!! :-D
hahaha Jamielynn I love you for giving me this site all three of them suck *drumroll* SET
gay guyssss!! HAHAAHHAHAHA
holy shit jen a! 5'5" and 143 lbs! isn't that called obesity!? Why the hell would you put that up here, especially when people are against you?! I'm 5'8" and 125 lbs and I'm still trying to lose weight. Not like I want you to go bulimic or anything, or maybe what I mean is yes, yes I do.
i think that lindsay is great and nothin can make me change that and also so wat if shes anerexic its got nout to do wid u if u dnt lk her then y dnt u jst fuck off nd leave her alone
You know I was searching online and their was a quote from Joe Simpson and it said "it doesn't matter on the outside it matters what's on the inside."( it was a website for Jessica's designing jeans. Well, with that being said then why did Jessica lose weight? I know it's for the movie) but his dad said it only counts in the inside then the outside. Why did Jessica lose weight? She is such a dumbest blond ever. She doesn't wan to have a baby becasue she's going to lose her figure. She is a whore and she should quit singing and acting for anything and work as a stripper that she already is. So , Jessica (bitch,) do us a favor and quit your job to work in Hooters or something. I mean you'll be excellent in that.
P. S you look like a whore who haven't had sex in month and want to have sex by the way you were dressed at the VMA's.
LATER BITCH
omg who ever likes lindsey lohan is such a lose...shes stupid she has fake boobs and is as thin as a toothpick...lip singing is not a crime...enyway lindsey you such..just fauk yourself...ashley your way better than lindsey
a.k.a---that new song from ashley is sooooooo burning lindsey haha...good job ashley~~
anonymous
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Jnnifer a and the oerson above WHO THE HELL ARE U TWO SCREAMING AT?
and who did u think u were talking to lindsay lohan isn't here
oooo ya jennifer I think ur fat u need to lose some weight 143lbs
WOWWWWW
Im just telling u that for ur own good
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JESSICA SIMPSON IS A SLUT AND ASHLEE WELL I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST HER I JUST DON'T LIKE HER MUSIC
lindsey, i guess i should feel sorry for you, because you are so insecure. you are a horrible role-model, (not that you are for anyone i know)and if you keep this up, your little sister will HATE YOU, becuase she followed your footsteps. it will bring, you, and others around you heart ache, so hurtful you might be forgiven, but never, never forgotten.
lindsay ur a fake and no one likes u and just to let u know i am glad ur dad left u,u probably forced him a way with ur big head and just cuz ur dad left u and ur Xb/f doesn't mean u should knock jessica and Ashlee because they have it better get a life and ur soo yesterday
Ashley Simpson is the worst singer i've seen. I think most american idol rejects can sing better than her.
A
Everyone that doesn't like Jessica Simpson is so Stupid and u are just mad because you want to be Jessica but no you can't. I LOVE JESSICA AND SHE IS MY ROLE MODEL!!!!
Love,
KELLY jessica's #1 fan!!!!
lindsay lohan is cool
I think this blog was a great idea, very funny. Too bad so many people had to get all weird about it. If it had been kept up in the spirit of the "joke" it was meant to be I would have been a regular reader.
wow i am just bored and up late at night and just looking at shit on the internet....this is FUNNY...but whats not funny is all the people getting their panties in a bunch...its NOT REAL...n NOONE THINKS IT IS...except for u apparently and the ones who are saying ashlee u rock and lindsey i love u.....NEWSFLASH Ashlee n Lindsay ARENT READING THIS so who the fuck r u writing to? r u that pathetic to think that they will read this lame shit???? they r millionaires...so when they r bored they pay someone to make them not....they def. dont go looking up stupid shit like this........
This is funny....lmao
hey like dis girl who made dis web sayin bad things abut Lindsay ANd Ashley.....well you knw how pplz caling you a slut, fat and shit.....and you getting mad abut it and u sayin why pple are sayin shit abut u wen they dnt knw you and shit...........well how do u thnk if LINDSAY or ASHley read dis...dont you think they would say da same shit as you...like you dnt knw me and crap....maybe you should think of dat before you judge others and ohh dnt say yeh but they CElebrities...coz everythin you read in da MAgazin or shit out der.. its all crap...the mag pple jst do dat to get you to buy shit and hate pple in dis world....Unles Ashley try's to sing even sumtimes her voice is craky and LINDSAY...helloo come on dont you party....well Lindsay its jst like any other garls expect shes Celebritie!!!! she probably do things other TEen's her AGE wuld do.. so STOP JUDGING PPLE...AT LEAST LEARN TO STOP JUDGING THEM AND GET ON WIT YOUR LIFE....OHH AND GET A LIFE!!!
YEAh i AGREE WITH GINA....SHES right... dont judge people when you dont know them.....first meet them then judge them......how would you feel if some one posted mean about you....??? im sure you would be angry and all upset....!!!
anyways im not fan of neither of AShley or Lindsay but please Respect others PRivacy!!!
BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
u guys r retards..... who cares about them anyways. They don't even know u exist. Some ppl here have no LIFE.
inspiring words. Keep up the good work, love it
i find the words to be way out of control. they have younger kids who read this stuff. there is nothing wrong with having an opinion about someone but hell keep it clean. you can dislike jessica, ashlee, are lindsey but have some manners.
you guys are all idiots....
your freak'in hot
retards.
I just have to say that I think given the millions and the opportunity we all probably would be just as big of a slut as Lindsay. You watch it will catch up and she won't get any more jobs and will be a fat ass like all the other sluts who couldnt fuck thier way to the top.
how imature can u get lindsay!! wake up to ur self..... ur supose to be a role model faggggggg!feed ur brain cells n leave ashley n jess alone...... grow sum balls n get ova ur ex, how lame is it 4 one to fight ova a guy..... its pathetic.. change ur attitude
hey im 9'5 and around 95 pounds . am i a fat ass??? lol please let me know bc i would loveee to kno what you think!! <3
is this blog really your blog??
hey fat ass... 9'5--95 pounds;;; shit loose at least 60pounds then you should look a bit like Ashley... Just stick your finger in your mouth after eating a cracker
children, please leave this blog - that means all of you.
I THINK U ARE ALL FKIN DODGY WHAT HAS JESSICA N ASHLEE DUN TO U LEAVE THEM ALONE IM NOT SAYING I DNT LIKE LINDSEY BUT LEAVE THEM ALONE YA DFT CUNTS B4 I COME A SLIT UR THROATS HORRIBLE FKIN FAT BITCHES YA BOOBS ARE LIKE FKIN EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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