I'M ALIVE
Wow. I cannot believe my bones didn't crack in half. When you look like a starving ethiopian child like me, you don't expect your body to hold when a car comes crashing into you. But I'm okay. I'm a survivor.
The other morning a car full of paparrazzzzisse (sp?) crashed into the car I was riding in. At first I was thinking of suing their asses, but when one of them started talking about a pill I can shove up my ass to lose more weight, I let them off with a warning. How can you be mean to a guy who shows you how to shove a pill up your ass to lose more weight? I can't. It's impossible. I love to lose weight.
In other news, people are starting to talk sh*t about me and my body in the comments section of this blog? Get a life, people. I have never seen such a sorry bunch of losers in all my life. I mean, for real. Stop picking on those girls who want to look like me. They should look like me. They are fat. I am not. I am rubber you are fat, whatever bounces off of me returns to you in the form of supersaturated lard.
Okay, I'm off to the spa.
Love & Laxatives,
L.LO
103 Comments:
You rock Lindsay! I love you. You're beautiful!
Lindsay looks ... fugly with blond hair.
Lindsay looks ... fugly with blond hair.
lol. this blog rocks. lindsay sucks!!!!
" You rock Lindsay! I love you. You're beautiful!"
Don't you guys get it? It's a fake blog ffs.
YEAH!
I love you.
You're too skinny.
Drugs perhaps?
haha. this site is funny.
*Don't you guys get it? It's a fake blog ffs. *
yeah dude, I know that, but i'm sick of people taking it seriously... besides, she looks good except for the blonde hair.
Hey Lindz, share your coke stash with me? I want to be skinny and sexy like you. OMG I f'ing luv you <333
this shit sucks !!
its not even lindsay ! and besides .. she looks waay old now , she was prettier before .. but now .. i .. dont even have comments on her " new look "
Teach and spread your secrets to me, O Wise One!
CUNT ME UP!
omg, i am realizing now at my 109 lbs I am a fatass Lindsay. Lindsay, please help me!!! ASAP!!! I am desperate, I want to be as thin and beautiful as you!!!! I'm following the thin commandments, i printed them out and put them in my purse. My boobs are shrinking by the second, i feel miserable and want to eat, but then I remember you!! YOU ARE MY INSPIRATION. Anorexia IS a lifestyle NOT a diesase! I love you Lindsay...SOO Much.
<3 Your biggest fan, Fat in Pennyslvania (Nikkia Michelchuck)
hi lindsay, you're so lucky!
don't be too skinny... alrite!
Lindsey, I hope you die.
Comrade, I am of think that woman of the fat is look better. In china, there are too many of the skinny. Not be the slim, comrade, look pretty fat!
This site is funny, but please dont call skinny girls that are just naturally skinny anorexic. I've never weighed over a hundred pounds and believe me i've tried to. it hurts just as much to be called anorexic when you're not to be called fat when you aren't perfect.
I LOVE THIS BLOG mouhahahah it's SO funny and the BEST it's the commentary (??)
mdr franchement il tue trop ce site vive liquid generation, le site tueur d'ennui !!
Wow is all I have to say. Losing weight and looking good is one thing, but starving yourself till you're skin and bones is another. Lindsay looked FINE to start with and maybe just needed to hit the gym and tone up a little, but she's gone WAY to far. You look gross Lindsay!
Lmao, this is soooo funny :p Wait, Im gonna start my 'peas' diet straight away...
Ha! This is site is hilarious. Lindsay looks like a prostitute. When she was just an actress I thought she was alright, but now she's just a anorexic b****.
You still fat >_>
I hope u get really skinny because u look like a 400lb heffer.
"I am rubber you are fat, whatever bounces off of me returns to you in the form of supersaturated lard."
Haha...hilarious. Poor Lindsay.
Wow...way to be insensitive. People actual suffering from eating disorders struggle with this in their everyday lives and here you are making fun of it. How would an AIDS victim like it if someone created a blog pretending like they had AIDS and laughing about it? wow...grow up and be more considerate.
I don't know who you really are. ... but this is a cool blog! Funny stuff ! Keep it up! I'm going to bookmark this site so I can continue to enjoy your wit.
lmao this is a hilarious site! great job to whoever has it! oh and lindz, you look HORRIBLE. go back to being a red head and a fat ass, we like you better that way!
At least she's better than Hilary Duff. lol.
I've been like following your diet everyday & snorting coke & let me tell you it's done miracles! I love you Lindsay!!! <333
do you really talk to yourself that way?
Ok, first of all, you are obviously NOT Lindsey Lohan, as she would never be so STUPID as to make a public blog. You are just a poser, a wannabe, the type of loser that tries to lives through real stars, as you will never become one yourself. Whoever comments here as a fan is an IDIOT because it's a fake blog. Ok well I've wasted enough of my time here, have a fab day "L Lo" aka "dumbfuck" lol
Wow dude... so what was your first hint that this was a fake blog?
could it have been the name of the website??
http://www.liquidgeneration.com
Um lindsay---I can NOT believe you made a blog. I am so sick of you! Well it was like, my idea first just so everyone knows! Its okay tho cuz I'm totally a bajillionaire heiress and you're totally working for money ha!
This is the fucking dumbest thing I have ever seen. You are a dumb motherfucker...do you know that eating disorders are fucking real? People acutally die...dumbass.
the anorexic jokes are really getting old.
Go fuck yourself, Hohan! You're nothing but a fat bitch, and remember to next time not leave your LACKSES (wink, wink) in the bathroom at a certain club. Last weekend I switched the LA-LA's (wink, wink) with these pills my doc prescribed to me that apparently make you gain up to 25 lbs. in just 2 weeks.
That'll teach you next time, bitch. DON'T FUCK WITH THE ANNIES BECAUSE YOU CAN'T BE ONE OF US, YOU DESPICABLE FIRE-CROTCH WENCH! FATTY CAKES!!!!!!!!
KJASHDAGSDHAGA!!!!!!!1 GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING PISS ME THE FUCK OFF, HOHAN!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!1AHH!111111!! BITCH!
Your enemy,
M-K O.
everyone that doesnt think this is funny lighten up or leave the site. its hilarious. if u dont think so just leave the site its not like this persons gonna stop.
and to the person who apparently just clued in that this is obviously meant to be a fake site u should be given a medal i idolize yuour genius. anyways lindsay lohan looks like shit and u all know it.. shes skin and bones and her blonde hair makes her look washed out. keep doin what ur doin whoever made this site its hilar.
omg i love laxatives too! shit i take like 12 shits a day and i feel miserable but it all pays off because now i look like lindsay! shes HOT! i love the bony shoulders look i know guys would love to fuck that even though i could possibly poke out their eyes with my elbow but u know its all good cuz i look like LINDSAY!
P.S. I DONT HAVE BOOBS ANYMORE! WHEEEEE
You are so fucking fat! But I'd still fuck you. And I'd suck on your little tiny nipples... I love ribs.. but for real lose some weight you fat cow!
I HEART YOU LINDSAY LOHAN YOU ARE MY GODDEST
Is this real?
Because if this is some impersonater, you must be pretty fat and jealous of Lindsey's fab bod
It really is Lindsay, duh! Anyways, Lindsay I'm sorry I was so in sensible before, I should have mentioned the fact that my new c.d. is going to be a bajillion times more popular than yours!
whoever made this blog is fucking pathetic and needs to get a life...FAST.
I pity the people that think lindsey lohan is actually writing this, and just dissing herself along the way.
Hey...is this really your blog? Anyway, I love you. Love your style. You always look so good! I'm from Singapore.
bahahaha this is hilarious
:melllllow:
dude this person is from liquidgeneration.com
theyre making fun of her
yall this person is making fun of lindsay not actually trying to impersonate her
rofl you must really have a shitload of time on your hands to create this blog shit. It's funny and pathetic all rolled into one. I just think it's ironic that no one really know who you are. You must really take joy in other people's misfortune, I think she is anorexic, but haha oh well she will just waste away. She went from looking good, to looking like shit, she look like some third world sick old woman with a child's body. /vomits (no pun intended)
hahahaha i friggin love this site.
This is fucking idiotic but it's funny as hell!! Lindsay looks fucking disqusting now. I liked her when she was red headed and beutiful. Why are people even posting the I love you, leave Lindsay alone posts. It's retarded. People, get a sense of humor for crying out loud!!!
Lindsay you look hot! I'm 5'6, 128lbs... and damn i'm a heffer! Hopefully soon i'll be looking as hot as you!
lindsay omg ur sOoOO skiNy now! !!!! DO U want to B Ana frienDz?!
xox,
your drug dealer
Oh god, you have a site? i mean, who actually CARES about your life?
Hey did you get Paris' old hairdresser. It seems to have came out the same way, yay that thought just made me puke - good for getting rid of all that fattening cucumber I just ate!
Please dye it back love
:D
METH HEADDDD! or adderal/aderol how u spell
lindsay you are gorgeous i want to be just like you i am a 98 yr old woman and still kickin it in the bed. oh if i could just loose those 2 more pounds!!! theni can be my programed weight of 85 lbs.
love you lindsay!
go fuck a cow!
you so fat girrrl
he...he... i think its funny that you acually 'try' to talk sh*t back to people. i know that this is probably a fake blogg, but it needs to be said. i really dont care about your body and if you are too skinny but come on eat some f-in food. pretty soon when you barely can move from being a sick b*tch no one will want you and you will be out of business. try not to be too sluty on you music videos. you look horrible atempting to do it. AND LEARN HOW TO freaking sing if your going to have an album. p.s. i always like hillary duff better.
It's so sad how shes diminished herself into a sliver.
hah! skinny bitch! have fun dying of osteoporosis!
Alot of people is talking about lindsay but Hilary Duff is getting very close to the same size as lindsay. I'm not talking about how she looks in her new movie because that was made a long time ago but if you saw her on TRL last week, you'll know what i'm talking about.
for everyone who is talking about lindsay in a immature way, YOU HAVE NO life!!!!
And for you to say who cares about her, you most do because you wasted all your time talking ABOUT HER!
And ANOTHER THING...
I'm tried of poeple saying Xtina got a boob job, havent you heard of when you gain weight it can on your thighs, boobs, and of course your butt.
OMG Lindsay, I just took the oath and I've already lost 5 pounds! You're a miracle worker!!!
its fucking retarded how people actually think this is lindsays sight its obviously fake clue in she wouldnt diss herself over the internet retards
Ha ha Lindsay, isn't it ironic that you starve yourself for the shape that I have naturally. You'll never be a thin beauty because you're going about it the wrong way. Oh, poor little Lohan, you'll never be a beautiful thin model! Ha ha ha!
I LOVE this site :-)
Everyone who has a pole up their ass LEAVE
i wonder it whitney huston is the dealer her and bobby selling to the school kids of hollywood. lolol
i wish there was celbrity death match linsay V.S whitney cocain wars! i wonder who would win.
I find it really...amusing to see that most of the "flamers" and "supporters" are anonymous. >_>
lol..about that whitney cocaine thing..They should see who could sniff the most lines of cocaine before their nose rotts off..kinda like a hot eating dog contest..
wow that was pretty much the funniest thing i've ever read!! i think lindsey lohan looks like crap with blonde hair and she looks like a sick bitch after losing 25 lbs.
All I have to say is that she looks like f***ing cr*p. I mean she used to look really hot, but now, evry time I see her I feel like vomiting, wich in LL world is awesome... in mine not... She became blond, removed her freckles, and lost what it seemed 500 lbs. ugh, is dissgusting...
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Lindsay, your arrogant attitude is so funny. I think you're pathetic. Being skinny isn't everything. In fact you looked way better when u were fat. (weren't u proud of your big boobs?)
NIGGER! SUCK MY DICK U STUPID NIGGER! FUCK U! FUCK FUCK FUCK! BURN NIGGER! BURN THE NIGGER! THEN STONE THEM! SUCK MY DIICK!
wow whoever actually believes that this is lindsey lohans blog you are friggin retarded!!!!!!! for example... people who were stupid enough to follow her diet thing. they leave comments like they are tryin to communicate with her. like "OMG lindsey it work you diet work i am so happy"SHUT UP! I TS MUTHAFRJLKDFHSDKJFHF FAKE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
bye the way
Lindsay looks ... fugly with blond hair.
I think she looks awesome!! Everyone has different tastes, so don't diss someone's opinion just coz it's different to urs!!
uh, to the person who said they love laxatives
laxatives dont help you loose weight
they get rid of all the water in your body, not food
thats why people who take laxatives get dehydrated
anyways, its pretty funny to watch people on here stick up for Lindsay Lohan
this site is just for fun, if you guys dont like it, dont come onto this site anymore!
duh
simple solution to a simple problem
hey lindsay the reson i turned you down is ... i'm in love with josh we have been fucking for years and maggie too.
that is bull she looks soooooo bad with blond hair and she is too skiny if u think that lindsay is pretty this skinny and with blond hair u r out of ur mind!!!!!!
that is really cocky and mean that is exactly wat a b##ch sounds like
i liked ur red hair and u were always healthy so dont be talken shit about healthy and u r not sexy or hot or pretty!! u r a realy skinny saggy lard!!!
u really seemed nice but u r just a bi##h
Lindsay, you need to get a fu$king life. Being anorexic/bulimic is not fun nor funny. You are supposed to be a role model for kids, HA! If you were in front of me i would spit in your face. You disgust me with your thin is in campagin. You are sickening. You need to grow up and get hold of yourself and your life. Open your eyes and try to stop the spread of eating disorders instead of making them look intriguing. Oh yeah, the whole "love and laxatives" thing is so gay! Is that really how you feel about yourself, that's pretty damn low.
Lindsey you is a evil skinny hoe! I can't stand you, and whoever that was that was talking about nigger suck his d*** you probably do suck D*** you fagget ass bitch!
i'd love to look like you except that i heard when one loses too much weight their hair falls off too.thus, the blonde wig?
still, you look effin hott!ha.i luuurve you!
I dont know what's funnier -- the blog or the commentaries of die-hard critics of this site! FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IT IS A JOKE! Oh, but I forgot, you are all saints and have NEVER made fun of anyone in YOUR whole life!
I went to treatment for anorexia when I was 16 and bulimia just recently, and ya know WHAT? I'm not offended one bit! This sire is hillarious!
If Lindsay or Nicole or Paris or their DOGS wanna be thin and waiflike, wtf? It's no skin off MY nose and no fat on MY ass! If they suffer from a disease then yes I feel for them; I wouldnt wish what I'm going thru on anyone else. But ya know what? SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST THIN AND SOME PEOPLE WHO ARE EATING DISORDERED DO NOT WANT TO RECOVER! I'm quite sure if Lindsay or any other starlet were in dire suffering they'd have the resources to seek out the BEST treatment and therapists and doctors for their conditions.
JESUS CHRIST PPL! IT'S JUST A JOKE!
LG ROCKS! KEEP POSTING, YOU KEEP ME LAUGHING!!!!!!!
lindsay...i was so jealous of you cuz my boyfriend thought u were hot...then u got skinny LMAO n started to look like a crack baby...he thinks ur ugly as shit now =) thanks hun
I doubt anyone who is "Walt Disney" make a blog like this. The "real" Lindsay knows that people love her just the way she is..
and speaking of feeding Lindsay maybe it is just a ploy to sell tee shirts--there is one tee shirt saying "eat me" heck maybe Lindsay should make a re-make of "Honey, I shrunk the Kids" only this time it is her fans on the teaspoon going up towards Lindsay's open mouth--Let's face it--Lindsay is not a downgrader to herself or others--this blog is from a imposser
i hate lindsay lohan! she snogged hi;lary duffs ex boyf aaron s club junior lindsay is a fugly little cow who should jump off a cliff and take her fucking fans with her
lindsay lohan is a slag
screw lindsay lohan! lindsay- go kill yourself and rid this world of hors eh!
Lindsay smells and deserves to eat clay!!!
lindsay needs to pull her nose from up her own backside
blogger.com rules! lindsay should kill herself
die linsay die everyone visit:
http://www.freeaddictinggames.com/game/fighting-games/girl-fight.html
and punch the hell out oflindsay lohan or many other celebs!!!!!
die linsay die everyone visit:
http://www.freeaddictinggames.com/game/fighting-games/girl-fight.html
and punch the hell out oflindsay lohan or many other celebs!!!!!
I think everyone that is writing nasty things about Lindsay or every other celebrity is jealous of them or just have issues. None of you know her personally and even though she may be anorexic thats her business and she can take care of herself just because she is a movie star does not mean she doesn't have troubles too! All i know is there is alot of anorexic and bulimic people out there and they need help not put down! I like Lindsay Lohan because she is the most like any teenage girl and she is showing not everyone is perfect!
hey I wanna buy some of those drugs!!!lol...not
U DON'T LIKE IT HERE AND UR AGAINST US ON THIS then leave
stop complaining, BITCHES
Liquidgeneration rules , BiTCHES
GIVE ME A BLOWJOB BITHES
shut the hell up already
fuck all of muthafuks i hate all and this bitch u iz talkin about is skinny coz i steal her shit and then i fuck her miom and all of yours too and ur dads aswell fuck you all im gonna kill lindsay lohan because she is a fukin insecure fake bitch who really is a fat, ugly, mingin hairy (who cant get fukin noticed so she tries to change herself) fukin freckly, ginger bitch, uncool hideous disgusting to look at piece of white american fukin trashy shit shes a fukin typical untalented hollywood white motherfucker etc....
this is a lie.
hey hey i dont do drugs or lax or throw up i jst dont eat i mean yesterday i skipped all 3 meals and i was fine, all i hav 4 brakefast is a coffee then a bottle of softbrink and thats it. i wanna b think but i think lindsay should lay off jessica, jess is fab, i love her but i hate ashlea
for god sakes jst b think not anneraxec lol well i wanna b lol well i love sport so i cant get to thin lol i dont eat thats all i do its fun and it shows u strong will power lol go me lol i hate my life but i love my friends and bf i hate my family
MY GOD, all you screwed up people who say that this is funny, its NOT!! My sister died of anorexia 2 years ago, and here you all are laughing and telling" People who have a pole up their ass" TO leave this stupid sick site!!! What the fuck is wrong with all of you praising this FAKE blog?? I hope all you realise what i'm saying..
Stupids:(
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