HOW I BECAME SKINNY
Okay, I didn't really want to share this with you beacuse it's kinda like my secret sauce. It's how I lost all my weight. Cocaine and Laxatives were only part of the deal. My Extreme Diet Chamber is the real deal Ally McBeal.
Tuesday, June 07, 2005
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
26 Comments:
This game was fuuunnnnyyyy! lol
MMMM.... dee-licious.
I oughta try some of those, but I can't make myself magically re-appear after being, like, set on fire. Oh well.
he he this was quite funi but... uno these blogs, are they fake 2 cuz some people are so stupid the. fact that they dont even realise that there on a fake website and that this page is just a joke and not really real. Are people really acctually that stupid!! OMG idiots oh well im off now 2 try these diets out and make my self puke up ( btw if ur 1 ov those stupid people i was onli jokin ) lol
I have to commend you on this blog. it is fucking hilarious
Do tape worms really make you lose weight cos if so Im gonna buy some and eat them!!!
lmao <33 love it
you have too much time on your hands. if she is anorexic she has a mental disease.
stop being ignorant - food or the lack of it is how a person deals with emotional troubles, and with her screwed up family i understand why she'd be sick.
you should make fun of fat people as well.
and dont forget cancer since thats also a disease.
Your blog is hilarous! i love it
LOL I love this game. But your diet methods are too GROSS!
Is Lindsay Lohen really worth all the bother? Do any of us genuinely care that Michael Jackson gets hard over young kids? The media coverage for both of these issues is ridiculous. You aren’t even human if you sit around on a Sunday afternoon presently chatting about these issues with your friends over a cup of tea and a scone.
It's easy to be famous: Take up a key role in a second-rate soap opera, sell merchandise targeted towards 12 year olds and the lesser of us, become a singer and rocket to the top by starving yourself for weeks on end. Marvellous. Even a totally un-talented actor can become a "music" star. It's all very bizarre.
BIIITTCHHHH!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK! EAT SHIT BITCH! SUCK MY DICK!!!!!!!!!!
thats really mean to say because some people really do have eating disorders and they have a right to choose what's best for them. if she wants to starve herself, it's her choice, not ours. just leave her alone you faggot.
Fuck ya'll jealous losers. Try being the center of attention, where basically the whole fucking world fucking talks shit about you!!! When you already have family shit going on, and you work hella fucking hard and shit!!! That's damn fucking straight!!! You fucking losers are just some damn mother fucking low lives who have nothing better to do than to talk shit about another better looking person than your ugly damn selves. You fucking think it's funny to start shit like this??? Well, it sure ain't to me. Then again, if it wasn't for immature shitty people like ya'll mother fuckers, I wouldn't be able to use my skills to slap you mother fuckers to hell!!! You all fuckers need to appreciate, and not hate for we all kno you fuckheads are just some jealous shitty old cock sucking AIDS carrying cunts!!!!! So shut your mother fucking traps!!! She can be anything she wants to be. She already owns the world, for real, if she didn't would you fucking losers spend time creating this shitty looking site about her?? That's what I thought!!! Ya'll just need to admit you are jealous, and move the fuck on you fucken low lives!!!! Fo'Real!!! If you think that you ren't jealous (which I kno you are.) then why would you spend time jokin about her, when there are millions of others who actually are anorexic/ bulimic, and you don't talk bout them??? That's right bitch fucks!!! Best not be talkin no more!!! Just need to appreciate aight...fucks?!??!?! -Out
I bet it's some fat ugly pig behind this site??? Don't ya'll think?!?!? It's aight if u over indulge in donuts, muffins, cookies, and chips, and your over 500 lbs. We still think your somebody!!! A FAT PIG!!! Don't be making fun of my girl...Lindsay, Callista, and Nicole...aight. If you just jealous. Say it!!! That way you don't need to be torturing y'selves wit this site..aight...fo real PIGS!!!
Dam. This site makes me sick. Whoever wrote all those nasty comments and created that game are ignorent, shallow, and just mean, but its alright because they are probably ugly as shit and feel they need to make fun of someone who is better then them to make themself feel better or seem better to other people. The truth is, whoever did this site is stupid and needs to solve their own serious problems.
stop hatin on lindsay whoever wrote this page is sick and needs therophy.professional help and go hell cause i like lindsey lohan she worked her ass off trying to become the center of attention and i can tell you care about her to go though all that trying to make her look good and YOUR NOT bicth ( i dont give a fuck how you look). go to hell motherfucker
that is just disgusting
Hey you people are really ignorant and should be extremely ashamed of yourselves. I am not the kind of peson that would make fun of you because of the way you look! I will look the way I want to just like you do. Just because we are different doesn't mean you have the right to harrass me! Defaming my character is SO not cool. It is considered libel...which is ILLEGAL! I hope you are happy with yourselves... because I am sure not many people are.
All you retards who are getting all pissed off over this web site are fucking dumb ass cock-gobblers!! Grow a sense of humors for fucks sake! This is some funny shit and well deserved to that stupid bitch, yes I said BITCH!! She has one of the worst reps in hollywood for being a total cunt and I hope she dies of aids since it already looks like she has it!!!
awesome
Anyone who has had an eating dissorder knows what a hell it is to go through. This site is sad. Someone here needs a life.
she looks AWESOME now, and all you do is focus on her when millions of people are doing this all over the world and you think she is the only one, she looks great, NOT on fucking drugs & is working out and not eat so much food
all of you are jealous fat pigs
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ya I think a fat ugly person made this site no offence or nothing but if u weren't fat and ugly why would u call someone pretty and skinny fat and ugly???There that makes no sence.So stop making fun off ppl and start worrying about ur own problems.
This blog is disgusting
This problem is real and many people face it. This is less then humerous and is rude. This is horrible and anyone who thinks this is funny should go visit someone whith an eating disorder. yeah it's real funny when yo're hooked on IV's to live. Rethink your stupidity people.
anorexia is a sad disease, and is so not funny. spoken by an x anorexic, however, anorexics bring it upon themselves to be that way, and they don't deserve pity.
i think..whoever's behind this site is extremely retard!..Anorexia & bulemia are two serious conditions that need not be laughed at or joked about..geesh!this really is disgusting...
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