Hi! I'm listening Lindsay Lohan, podcasting from my Swarovski crystal-encrusted T-Mobile Sidekick. Hear about my life from the road as I party, puke and shake my ass like a looter in a riot.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 7:53 PM
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
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you suck. stop acting like lindsay lohan
isn't it funny how lindsay sounds a lot like fetus spears?
look bich stop ackting like linsaylohand ok get that fatass
hey bich you are a fatass by the way asshole
look bich i care a fuck if you loose waight and who cares about your diet chamber.11!!!!!!!!!!
hey, estefannya, learn to SPELL, BITCH!
that aint really you you fricken fag!!!! Lindsey Lohan is not fuckin anorexic, she works out.
Um hi lindsey you are my idol i love you. yeah right i dont even like the REAL lindsey lohan!!!!!
lindsey don't sound like a guy. that isn't lindsey lohan in the audio blog, so please this site is sooo disturning, I know people really do this, but to portray it as the right thing and like it is a sin not to do it , is wrong. its not the right like to do, and it shouldn't be praised.
they aren't praising it, dipshit. they are making fun of her for being vapid enough to starve herself.
IMAO I wonder whose voice is this? Why not choose a female to fake Lindsay's voice? But...it's funny.
relax you idiots! it's funny! if you don't think so, don't come around here
btw, it's not the real lindsay, wow stupid. it'll slippy (was i not suppose to say that?)
This site is wrong. Dont you have anything better to do? This is sick!
Hey dumbass...that's the whole purpose of this site. it isn't SICK....people are doing this because this attracts attention AND gets people entertained....
BTW, I do have a life you know so yeah, I'm only doing this because I'm bored and I did every little possible thing I could do at this moment...
well take care stupid idiot
okay... doesnt everyone understand that everyone on here saying "stop acting like lindsay" is egniting whoever this dumbass is to keep on doing it.... if you all think this is some gay ass shit, then report it, and quit going to it, so that this dumbass has no one to feed off of... Yeah sure this person behind all this is probably some nasty bitch who gets made fun of all the time.... girl... listen... were all here to say to you, acting stupid and shit about this aint gonna make your life any better... no one believes your lindsay! If you hvae such a problem with her, then go to some big event, and dress up like a f*cking dumbass reporter, and squirt her with water, or acid through a fake microphone... maybe you and those dumb fucks who thought up that idea would be good friends... you guys could sit all day and crack dumb jokes about whatever stars you want... ok... get a life... and let everyone else get on with theirs!
Weither Lindsay is anorexic or not... she's just another person... let her be... sitting here making rumors about her isnt gonna help her weither she is or isn't. GET A LIFE! go get your selves a job! go somewhere.... maybe if ya'll took your time to get a job and work your way up, and not sit at the computer all fuckin day long desiring to be Lindsay Lohan, or some other star, maybe, just maybe you could be one of those stars that are being followed everywhere by cameras., being yelled at... AND YOUR FUCKING CAR BEING TRASHED!!! You see if you could take it... You don't have to like her work, to admire and respect what she goes through ok! Have respect....
It's because of all you dumb asses that this world has come to what it is.... it's you kinds of people that are gooing to ruin our world... let the media get to you... BE DEATHLY SKINNY! I DONT FUCKING CARE! ANYONE WHO HAS THE THOUGHT THAT SKIN AND BONES IS BEAUTIFUL SHOULD DIE SO GO AHEAD AND BE ANOREXIC, BULIMIC... THERE ARE OTHER WAYS TO NOT BE A FUCKING FATASS... -here's one... GET OFF THE COMPUTER AND GO CLEAN THE HOUSE, WORK OUT.... MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dumbfucks....
email me for your comments... i dont care... id be happy to see what you all say! xprittygirlx@hotmail.com
"GET A LIFE! go get your selves a job! go somewhere.... maybe if ya'll took your time to get a job and work your way up, and not sit at the computer all fuckin day long desiring to be Lindsay Lohan, or some other star...."
Um excuse me ali I hope you aren't refering to me. Because 1) i already have a job and 2) I go and work out 2 hours everyday at the gym. For those of us who have free time, we have a chance to do whatever the hell we want on the computer.
And by the way, this is a product of Liquid Generation. If you didn't know yet then you should go and visit the site. Here's the link: wwww.liquidgeneration.com. The whole purpose of this blog is to entertain people.
OO ya mmhmmm your soo lindsey haha my butt..your prolly just jelous caz shes skin and bones and your not. if shes balimic, anorexic who cares its her body none of your busincess to make a false web page and ruin the ten commmandments with your false killing food scheduale. your lame and very low in my opinion to who ever made this up!
I think Lindsay should be respected as a singer for all ages with gr8 songs
all giving me a bad impression
stop the rubbish evri1 who invents please!
That was the funnies thing I have ever
listened to! Keep them coming!
Why would LIndsay Lohan be writting a blog when she can afford a regular website.
If she was actually making out a diary she would do it under a puesdo name.
I do like Lindsay Lohan but being too skinny or too fat is negative. But I do like her just for who she is there is a website called feedlindsay (www.feedlindsay,com)which I believe is a gimmick to sell tee-shirts..What Lindsay does not make enough to eat at KFC I do not think so.
Besides people can make their own tee-shirts (for their own personal use of course) with their home computers. I made one with a picture of a bull with big red letter heading saying BULLSHIRT--yes I kept the "I" in...
OMG u guys r so gay! liquid generation is funny and this is funny i like lindsey lohan and i bet if she read this she would laugh at it 2. b/c unlike u idiots she would relize that imatation is the best form of flattery! whoever made this HATS OFF 2 U!
SHUT THE FUCK ALL U GAY PPL THAT DON'T LIKE THIS SITE
IF U DON'T LIKE IT DO US ALL A FAVOR AND LEAVE ,IM TIRED OF ALL YOUR COMPLAINS
Liquidgeneration rules
,u BITHES!!!!
wow u have no fucking life
wow you ppl complain alot i find it funny really i do hehehe i really dont beileve that one chick goes to the gym everyday for 2 hours cause no one with a job and a life has time for the gym!! hehehehehe and i dont care if people say shit on my comment i feed off this shit if people ate bullshit no one would ever be hungary or starve cause there is alot of bullshit in this hell hole world i live in but no one evers tries to change it know what im saying BTW its not nice to poke fun at fat people theyre lazy not fat. and bulemia and anorexia are mental diseases as well as a disorder and people dont ask for mental diseases.or anykind of disease for that matter. well peace out hunnybunns6913
anonymous 11:45 am ur a friggin IDIOT
wow u suck ass ur so gay people actually have this problem and all u can do is make fun of it..obviously u have no life
I cant listen to lind saylohan's songs any wher can you pleas help me?
refering to the audio blog maybe there is a man named Lindsay Lohan but is using the wrong pictures--?
omg who ever made this site is a right nob head coz they could have done a better job of disguising it coz its soooo obvious that lindsey hasnt made this and its sick to make something up like this and other thick people who believe it might think shes stupid when she isnt because she never even made this site its soooo completely obvious and dont anyone listen to it coz its stupid cya x
hi this is victoria beckham this is such a stupid site because lindsey lohan isnt anorexic shes too fat and i am and im proud i love my really super thin body so dont go sayin lidsey is anorexic coz shes not but i am
Is this puesdo Lindsay Lohan acting stupid? I don't think she/he is actually acting. The stupid is for real
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