WHAT DID I EAT TODAY
I fell off the wagon today. I feel like such a fatasses. Usually, I have just a rice cake for breakfast, but today I had -- jus thad too! -- spreak jelly on it. I don't know why. I just did. And now I'm paying the price for it. I can feel the fat covering my rips already.
Morning:
Rice Cake w/ marmalade jelly.
Tea
Laxatives -- i love to s**t.
Lunch:
Asian Lettuce Wrap -- just the wrap part. Nothing in it except a little Dexedrine that I sprinkle on when the waiter's not looking. I don't have ADD, I just like the way it makes me not be a fatass.
Snack:
Marlboro Reds -- Half a pack.
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 3:06 PM
13 Comments:
from photos it looks like lindz smokes parlament. word.
what the hell, is fucking real?
what the hell is SHE smoking, crystal meth?
Linsay Lohan is a hot fatty... I love dem bitches.
I wish I looked like you.
i almost died laughing at the "i love to shit" part. that is totally something a GUY would say
I want my fatass to go away HOW?
You never fully explained to me why you dyed your hair such a ghastly colour though honey. You look like Paris Hilton (though more skinny and gorgeous) so come on spill the beans. It looks positevly neon.
Love and Kisses
Your Bitch! (Although officially her second and crappiest typist.)
What's going on you fat fucker?
you stupid bitch. don't u know that skipping breakfast can make u fat?? consult a nutritionist!
You bitch you told me you didn't have any dexedrine left!
Ask me for oxycotton again you whore!
answer my question-does dexerine really make you loose weight? i so wanna hang with you!!
Either way I still love you, keep doing what you do baby.
where do u buy dexadrine from?
tell me!!!TELL me NOWWWW!
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