LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Monday, May 23, 2005

THIS IS WHAT BEAUTIFUL LOOKS LIKE

OMG! Have you seen these recent photos of supermodel Eva Herzigova! She's looking totally good. I wonder what her diet is?


A few months ago Eva was pretty fat.



But now she's simply amazing. So hot. But I can see a little flab on her arms. Get to work Eva!


Simply stunning. I wish I looked this good for my SNL appearance.


Sick. I hate boobs, and so does Eva, obviously. Good thing I got my breast implants removed.

Which remeinds me!!! I'm going to start telling you what I've eaten everyday! By posting my diet I'm hoping other fatties will learn how to be mean and lean, just like me! Check back later to see what I ate today!

66 Comments:

At 12:54 PM, Blogger jules18 said...

you are a fucking fool.
this site is completely pathetic- your a fucking joke and so are your stupid laws about getting skinny.
i just got discharged from the St. Paul's Eating Disorders Inpatient Services where I have been living and sleeping AND EATING for the past 6 months and you just gave me the best laugh of my life- your fucking pathetic. get a life woman, if this is what consumes your thoughts than you need some serious help, theres more to life than being 60 pounds... believe me

 
At 1:16 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how nice it must be not to have those fat-mounds known as "boobs" keeping up a dress! Look at how beautiful her neck is!

 
At 6:32 AM, Anonymous shann'a said...

see what happens when you dont believe in god!!!!! but you believe in nonsense. formal veiwers take note: "we are all beautiful inside it takes a person with low selfasteam to take such a imoral move. I incourage you to look in to yourself not at your self. a good friend once told me he fell inlove with my intelegiance, my brain, my since of humer not my body it was only a bonus, im not a super model i am just me, yes i strive 2 loose a few extra pounds but i now regret my sin a vanity, seeing this!!!!! get some help, please!!!!

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i dont think jules18 quite get the poing of this site...

 
At 3:52 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lmao...They do know this is a joke right?

 
At 9:00 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree she copy and pastes the same damn thing in every blog, loser.

 
At 9:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"get a life woman, if this is what consumes your thoughts than you need some serious help, theres more to life than being 60 pounds... believe me" Jules18 Obviously, this means they think it is really Lindsay Lohan. "Fucking Pathetic" lmao

 
At 10:20 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

all this skinnyness is nasty. uck

 
At 3:49 PM, Anonymous Im_Beautiful said...

Scary Lady, lol jules18 seems kinda crazy, god does she really think that this is seriouse, maybe she is one of those fat activists that hate the biggest loser, cuz fat people are losers, we all know it

 
At 12:32 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great Pics! More wonderful super-skinny beáuties like this you can see at www.sexyanorexic.com
It's a pay site but also many free pics!

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jules...fuckin leave this sight...it is for people with a ***SENSE-OF-HUMOR***


so really get a life..and really juss bc ur fucken fat doesnt mean you have to comment on EVERY blog!like really u ate too much in that anorexic cenrer thingy..you recovered bc now your a fatass!!!!ok now pz*

 
At 5:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

site*

 
At 5:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

center*

 
At 3:55 PM, Anonymous The Scullcore said...

ooh ooh I want to idiot bash too! jules. . . you just gave me the best laugh of my life. Good for you for graduating reverse fat camp and all, but back in the day did you throw up your mind? or at the very least a sense of humour?

and to shannananananananan,
Jesus would really appreciate having you on his side if you'd just learn how to type.

 
At 8:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eva was so pretty. Shes like super skinny now, she looks alittle sick but props to her. I love her bones <3

 
At 8:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG! She looks like a friggin old lady now. lmao

 
At 7:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Okay,as a doctor who treats those with eating disorders I check this stuff out on the web to see what my young patients are exposed to. I understand how annoying jules' hypersensitivity can seem. So I won't even go there. However, someone mentioned a website of nude anorexics that I checked out and it was brutal. I would love feedback, where is the fine line between vanity and obsession? You all reacted to Jules for her freak out but did anyone else see the starving naked girl sex sight and feel as disturbed and saddened as I did. All my patients who have had eating disorders are so damn lonely and miserable. But there is no empathy, only disdain, how pathetic. Why do people choose to see this kind of insecurity and neurosis and pathetic. Let me know your thoughts. Take care,
Melissa

 
At 5:11 PM, Anonymous discoqwene said...

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's not be preachin' to this choir because we ain't listenin'. This is entertainment...not to be taken so SERIOUSLY. Geeze louise.

 
At 5:16 PM, Anonymous discoqwene said...

Oh, and one more thing, Jules18 honey, no wonder you don't eat - that mouth of yours - My oh my -gasp! - You sound worse than a truck driver!

 
At 10:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thats sooooooo funny. I luv this site!

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous Joy said...

By the uneven edging on the arms I also believe that these have been made considerably skinnier with photoshop too, and its not a clean job either.

 
At 1:23 PM, Blogger Nicole Richie said...

Hey darling!

You add me to your thinspiration set and I'll add you! Although I have to admit my current podginess might only be useful as reverse thinspiration - but hey anything goes!

Love and Kisses

My second and crappiest typist.

 
At 3:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

God she's fat.. and so are you! Lose some weight bitch!

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger Sarah Lane said...

We all should start a "Feed the Skinny Hollywood Bitches Foundation". They can sometimes seriously put the actual starving people to shame with their prutruding(sp?)bones. You guys at LG are the best for pissing off these people with your jokes. That is if they themselves and their comment were even real. It is getting to where you can't even tell anymore.

 
At 4:34 AM, Anonymous shaz said...

This is sooo funny!!! I'm havin some great fun...

 
At 11:34 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow that supermodel looks sick and like she is 80. ha. you probably look old too! and your only, what like 18.that means by the time you are 21 you will have wrinkles, be out of businnes, but remember, you will always have you skinnyness that No guy is attracted to.
p.s. i always like hillary duff WAY more.

 
At 9:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

FYI those photos of Eva WERE PHOTOSHOPPED. I've seen them before, then I saw the real ones.

 
At 4:08 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

woah shes way skinny...omq so cool..super skinny=super sexy

 
At 2:40 AM, Anonymous jen said...

yuck, Eva looked hott when she was 'fat' but now she just looks like an old woman with all skin and bones and wrinkles.

 
At 8:03 AM, Anonymous mike said...

Lindsay you look absolutely beautiful !! -- but dont go to a stage where you lose the sexy sparkle in your eyes and the soft shine of your hair.

 
At 11:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i hope you all know that those photos are all manipulated - very good work - photoshop makes it easy to create such fakes - there are too many of those faked photos around and people still believe -

please open your eyes and open your mind - thats just a bad joke

i know the real photos - eva looks skinny but not anorexic at all - thats the truth

 
At 7:28 PM, Anonymous melbo said...

Moi j'le trouve super!!
Sourtout les photos. Ca me motive

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Whoever made this site is mean and really annoying. LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT BULIMIC OR ANOREXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEEZ! she just lost weight and lost maybe a little bit too much. so what. Accidents happen. STOP WRITING MEAN AND UNTRUE GAY @$$ LIES!!!!!!!
It's people like you that make the world a living hell for others!!! you are worse than the god damned press and papparazzi!!!! get a life. ITS NONE OF UR BIZNESS ANYWAYZ!

 
At 7:48 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

GO TO HELL! FROM ANONYMOUS.--ABOVE POST! THE 1 ABOUT SAYING U POSTIN GAY @$$ LIES.

 
At 7:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

The photos of Eva are so thinspirational. I starved all day after looking at them. She looks so much better now that she has lost weight with far better bone structure. I agree she needs to work more on the arms so they are thinner.
Stefi

 
At 8:40 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people who take this seriously are retarded! I was bulimic/anorexic for like 3 years straight and laughing at it was what helped me CURE MYSELF of it. This site is f-ing hilarius!

 
At 8:41 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people who take this seriously are retarded! I was bulimic/anorexic for like 3 years straight and laughing at it was what helped me CURE MYSELF of it. This site is f-ing hilarius!

 
At 10:11 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

LMAO ....wtf is this

 
At 10:12 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

..lmao wtf is this..!?

 
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At 9:18 PM, Anonymous JESS said...

Ahh ahh give it to me!
harder.. HARDER!!
ahh ahh
oohh baby
mmmmm
fuck me harderr baby!
aaaah ahh
FASTER!! uh uh ahhh
ahhh ahhh AHHHHH!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

give it to meeeeeeeeee

 
At 3:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

eva was so pretty.. but now she is like a skeleton.. fuck she looks terriable and poor lindsay..stop touching her...she want to look good, u just jealouse of her! i know that person who made this site is a very fool, lonely and ugly person.yaack...

 
At 1:29 PM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

That lady is sooo skiny
blah I hope I don't end up like that poor women

 
At 1:32 PM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

Melbo
ca c'est pas drole
Comment une chose comme ca te peut motive
C'est une blague stupide

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

lol les photographs sont faux!!!
lolllllll

 
At 6:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

is this not a joke?

if it isnt
youre stupiddddd

 
At 6:25 AM, Blogger Snyderheyhey said...

my god u guys are such IDIOTS leave jule18 alone , u guys are probably fat and ur trying to be anorexic so shut da hell up and leave that girl alone everyone has the right to say their opinion.

No ones perfect did u no that?? do u even read da Bible?How would u like it if u were in her shoes huh assholes? ,maybe u'll get an eating disorder and die u IDIOTS by da way don't try to dis me off by saying im anorexic couse I'm not I have a healthy lifestyle unlike u maybe u should all stop eating those burgers, im not being stupid Im being realistic

 
At 4:52 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You people are sooooooo fucking SAD!! I mean, you must be seriously sad. You are a fat cow with no friends and you sit at the computer all day eating crisps inpersonating Lindsay Lohan! GET A FUCKING LIFE!!!

 
At 8:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i know it's supposed to be funny, but this site is actually extremely trigguring for any recovering anorexics or bulimics. It's not so funny to laugh at what every woman with an e.d has to deal with every day.

 
At 2:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

THIS IS JUST SICK! Deadly sick! But fortunately it's not MY health, I prefer to stay just normal (Normal weight). I don't wanna die!

 
At 12:21 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you're such a freaking psycho...
please,ask for help, you deeply need it.

 
At 1:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What can l say you are all a bunch of shit head's, you starve yourself to a point were your body will not cope with the shit you are putting it through!!! do any of you want kids!! cause youre bodies will be so fucked up you wont be able or do you fancy a heart attack!!!its people like you that are going to ruin the minds of younger generations to come!! if you loved yourself which you don't you would eat!!!

 
At 5:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well its obviously a joke someone made, pretending to be Lindsay Lohan. I'd sue their ass.

 
At 5:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You really need someone to hep you, go to a psicologist and think about whatn are u helping to. A lot of girls with this problem wil do what u say in ur page so, let me tell u that u are helping girls to be ill, and maby to arrrive to her final days. Pathetic owner of the this page!!!!
FROM SPAIN donde las tias tenemos curvas y stamos to wenas!!!

 
At 10:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

How pathetic is this, even my maate came on this before and sent me the link, she's saying how she wants to end up like theese pics, and i mean wtf? she's got a gourgeous body as it.. i t hink it's really sad how many ppl actually beleve this is real, because if i didnt say this was fake and actually look on this, my best mate would of probably starved herself, what a fucking beautiful world, you fucking sad asses.

 
At 5:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

you are patetic
i am ano. and you are stupid!!!!!!!!

 
At 10:35 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I discovered this site by accident. You know who I am. What the fuck r u playing at. Don't you have someone else you want to fuck with!!!!!

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger julia said...

BEURK
So BEURK

 
At 9:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I really think that skinny girls look good, verygood, I like to se the bones. A girl can not be more nude than a nude skinny girl

 
At 3:55 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that model is smoking to much tweak...look at her face she is such a tweaker and shes aged like 25 years....

 
At 6:50 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

listen to you bitchy little princesses crapping on about the skinny people you idolize, the poor girls you bag for not being skin and bone... have you ever realized that there are people in this world who are starving and skinny BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO FOOD TO EAT OR FUCKING CLEAN WATER TO DRINK. you pathetic bitches need to think outside the square, get something real to worry about and stop endorsing this kind of crap
LOVE FROM A NORMAL PERSON

 
At 7:13 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

WOW, interesting comments but I think the 'ED doc' who goes to sex sites of ana girls should be struck-off.
Oh and yep.. there are more over-weight people in the world (including Africa) than underweight, millions more people die as a result of obesity than hunger, but you don't see fat people getting such ignorent abuse about there weight choices. Oh and as for the feeding Africa lecture, the US population spends more on dog food that it would take to feed the poor people of the whole continent of Africa, but then you probably like dogs more, its just skinny people that offend you right?

 
At 11:20 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well...
jules didn't get that this site was a joke, obviously...but she was definately right about whoever made it. They certainly are pathetic. Who would take the time to create a site mocking anorexia and bulimia? I don't think you're witty, clever, or amusing...cliche jokes about eating disorders from someone who didn't do any research on the subject and has no life. A little advice...GET ONE or some originality, at least.

 
At 11:31 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

in response to these...


[Anonymous said...
i know it's supposed to be funny, but this site is actually extremely trigguring for any recovering anorexics or bulimics. It's not so funny to laugh at what every woman with an e.d has to deal with every day.

8:26 PM]


YEAH..."extremely triggering" doesn't express the extent of how it makes someone with an ed feel.

[Anonymous said...
Whoever made this site is mean and really annoying. LINDSAY LOHAN IS NOT BULIMIC OR ANOREXIC!!!!!!!!!!!!
JEEZ! she just lost weight and lost maybe a little bit too much. so what. Accidents happen. STOP WRITING MEAN AND UNTRUE GAY @$$ LIES!!!!!!!
It's people like you that make the world a living hell for others!!! you are worse than the god damned press and papparazzi!!!! get a life. ITS NONE OF UR BIZNESS ANYWAYZ!

7:44 PM]

Uhhh...a while back she admitted she b&p like once a week so you need to double check your information.

[Anonymous said...
What can l say you are all a bunch of shit head's, you starve yourself to a point were your body will not cope with the shit you are putting it through!!! do any of you want kids!! cause youre bodies will be so fucked up you wont be able or do you fancy a heart attack!!!its people like you that are going to ruin the minds of younger generations to come!! if you loved yourself which you don't you would eat!!!

1:19 PM]


NO SHIT SHERLOCK. People with eds know what they're doing to their bodies...trust me. We just don't give a shit because he hate ourselves and think we deserve it.


everyone is cattle.

 
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