OMG!!@! I'M SUCH A FATTY
ick. Disgusting. I am SUCH a pig. Look at my gut in this photo. Gack myself with a spoon. Got to go barf right now. Byeeee!
posted by Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan @ 1:04 PM
Thursday, May 26, 2005
About Me
- Name: Lindsay "Skinny" Lohan
- Location: Los Angeles, CA
Hi! My name's Lindsay Lohan and I'm a proud anorexic! Hate your body? Me too! Or at least I was at some point. Now I'm fat again and have to lose the weight -- through Fatblogging. It's the new online movement!
Thought of the Weak:
I am survivor. I am a believer. I pray. I act. I am me. I am everyone. Those who came before me, are nothing.I Need Sex Like Now
Emaciation Proclamation
Be sure to read, print and recite this important proclamation. It's the only way to keep you from becoming as fat as I used to be.
Thin Commandments
"1. Bread is the Devil. Stay away from him"
"2. You shall eat no other food besides peas."
"3. You shalt not swear falsely by the name of our Lord, Ally McBeal."
"4. Remeber to vomit and keep it holy."
"5. Honor your oversized sweaters, for they will keep everyone from noticing your bones"
"6. You shall not binge without purging.
"7. You shall not commit to breakfast, lunch or snacking."
"8. You shall not eat."
"9. You shall not bear falls witness against your cankles."
"10. You shall not covet a fatty's body"
Thinspiration
Syndication
95 Comments:
you used to be so hot, what went wrong? you are way to skinny now, maybe you should quit the "paris hilton diet"?
lololol love the blog "ho"-han!
are these seriously lindsay lohan's postings?
oh my gosh, you were always beautiful! listen to what the wise ppl say
Fuckin fantastic! You need to lose a little more weight you heifer.
OH MY FUCKING GOD!! stop giving advice to lindsay! this is a freaking LG blog! if you pathetic losers don't get a joke go to foetus spears blog. yes, those are really britney's unborn baby's postings!
Lindsay, you look so fantastic!! You're not fat at all. Quit saying that! Anyone who says that is just jealous of you. God made you beautiful, and if ppl can't handle that, it's their problem, not yours!!!!! Come on!!
yeah, lindsay, take it easy on the ice cream, jeesh!
pairs hilton is sexy i think lindsay on shit for the ppl asking if this is lisndsay yall r slow
omg I'm anorexic and it's not that bad...lindsay does look anorexic but she went a lil bit too far but hell! she looks hot now!
what a ton of lard. she really aughta' start counting her calories this girl
ASSWIPES ...
THIS IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL FAKE CAN'T YA TELL ?!!!
LIKE IF HO HAN IS REALLY GONNA BE WASTING TIME HERE ???
AND BESIDES WHY SHOULD SHE ?? PROBABLY SHE CAN'T TYPE NOW .. ONE OF HER FINGERS MIGHT BREAK !
LMAO !!! she's another mr.burns !!!!
has anyone seen smithers ???
Hey Lindsay, you're such a fatass... maybe you should think about doubling up on those laxatives.
OMG LINDSAY...YOU'RE SUCH A FAT ASS! EW LOOSE SOME WEIGHT GEEZE. I MEAN IM SMALLER THAN YOU!
FAT FUCK!!! Lose some weight
Lindsay you fat whore. Better save the bikini until you drop some of that weight. You jiggly fatass biotch. FATTY CAKES FATTY CAKES!!!
your not fat lindsay you never have been. stop dieting your already waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to skinny
your a dick lindsay stop dieting you faggot
lol she makes me laugh . she used 2 be fat now shes toooo skinnnyyy she lost it :)
you are awful you bitch. how could you do this to lindsay? you're not fuckin lindsay. your ass should be in jail. if i find out who you are i'll beat the shit outa u, u stupid fuck. i hope u die!
Omg, this web site is helllllllllllllllllllllarious, but wow Lindsay is really becoming to SKINNY, i cant belive her mom isnt doing something, she was so pretty before, know she looks like white trailer trash, the blonde hair and everything look awfull on her. She needs help!
SIGH...
to all you morons who think this is real, go back to school and get an ed-ja-ma-cation
This is liquidgeneration, it-is-a-joke-site
You go girl! Barfing is a great way to get rid of that gut. Just make sure you brush your teeth afterward. They get kind of brownish looking after a while.
hey Lindsay, I got a big stomach that looks like yours in the pic too. i wish i could make it fat...it is so ugly. But i don't wanna make myself vomit. tell me, how much do u weigh now? im 5'1 and weigh about 100 pounds/45 kg, i am like a pig! I used to weigh 90 pounds when i was on strict diet!
Ewww, you look as fat as Paris!
isn't that her stomach bulging out?! oh my god!!! lindsay might be pregnant and hiding it. Yikes!!!
Maybe she went and got an abortion before she started her diet. I wonder who the father was of this no longer living fetus???
HAHA wat a fucking bitch
WOW... you guys are pathetic! Do you think she would actually call her all the names she has in her posts? you guys are MORONS
Why do you do this? I can't even see a gut in those photos
OMG lindsay watch where you're posting all your fat no one wants to see that fat shit. You should fast for 2 weeks at least to get rid of that beer belly.
Lov ya bitch!
Lala LOO!!
o mi lindsay u were so pretty. i can't believe u think u r fat! u r NOT!! okay? and dye your hair beack to auburn. blond looks 2 fake on you.
omg! u r so not fat! i think u never were fat. i am fat. i never thought i waz fat until u started lossing weight. i looked up 2 u and now i just want to be skinny. i have been going on deits so i could look like u and i got really sick! stop lossing weight and try gaining weight!i want to c the old lindsey! yours truley,fishy
u guys are RETARDED i dont know how i stumbled on tis site but u guys must be complete idiots if u think this is lindsay lohans site. this site was made up by some dumb shits who have nothing better to do than make fun of people. and u guys are just as dumb if u didnt realize that.
OMG you people are so mean (i like it!!!!!) who would like that ugle ass hoe she is so stupid she small's like my big brother's feet after he comes home from his football games and the small is not pretty well i gess it's ok cuz Lindsay is not pretty eather. i dont know why people think she's a good singer she SUCKS at singing and that new movie she made is stupid i mean she's talkin to a car i mean like lindsay make some friends i mean who wants to wast there money on that gay ass movie it is stupid i mean i have so much to say about this bitch and her hair OMG she look's like a barbi well i have better things to do then talk about this FUGLY SLUT well by people and stop being so nice i mean this sit is supose to be saying she is FAT well im only telling the truth to you ppl well love yeah ppl BYE bitch (that was to Lindsay)
Okay people i have a lot of things to say about this little BITCH ok she is a fuckin fack ass loser i dont know how people think she is hot she is so fuckin ugly she is a BITCH WITH A DICK she looks like a man and i went to that man girls thing to get karen to sign my book (i love Karen so much) anyways and i saw lindsay up close and she had some hair on her chun i mean girl thats nasty do something about that no one wants to see that anyways her hair is so nasty it dosent even look like she coms it like i hate brittney spers and i think shes brittney is better then her and perttyer
hey people i HATE and i mean HATE Lohan she is a totle SLUT!!!! i think other people think she is too, anyways i dont know how guys think she is HOT she is so FUCKIN UGLY and she's a BITCH i mean guys if you want a girl date Ciara or Fergie (from the black eyed peas) i mean if you want to FUCK one of them dont FUCK Lohan she is ass ugly well i have to go people oh and Lohan she is a FUGLY SLUT!!!!! LMAO BYE people love all you people who hate "ho-han" xoxoxoxo
I HATE THAT BITCH
hey ppl have some things to say about this stupid bitch ok she is so FUCKING ugly and all you boys out there why the fuck do you think she's hot she is so fucking ugly i mean if you want something hot you have me i have long brown hair green eyes and im about 5'3 and im 16 years old so if you like holla at your girl
p.s and girls stop trying to be like her well unless you want to look like a ugly ass cow but its you chose well gots to go lov yeah ppl bye!!!!!!!!!!!
hey you people is you hate this bitch LINDSAY say I plez ok bye
OMG...... she is way 2 skiny and she used 2 be so pretty!!!!!!! she was skinny before!!!
i love lindsay lohan!!!!! i wish i looked liker HER!!
EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!IM LINDSAYS NUMBER ONE FAN AND ALL U GUYS ARE PISSING ME OFF.....FIRST OFF....LINDSAY IS NOT ANOREXIC....SHE JUST AS SKINNY AS HILARY DUFF...BUT LINDSAYS BODDY FRAME JUST MAKES HER LOOK SKINNIER....AND IF U DONT BELIEVE ME THEN MAYBE U SHOULD DO SOME MORE FUCKING RESEARCH ON HER, DUMBASSES.....I MEAN...WHAT THE FUCK....U GUYS MUST NOT HAVE A FUCKING LIFE CUZ ALL U PPL DO ON HERE ITS CRITISIZE LINDSAY!!!!!!!AND SHE IS NOT A HO!!!!!AND IF U THINK SHES A HORRRIBLE SINGER THEN U MUST BE DEAF...U SHOULD PROBABLY GO GET UR EARS CHECKED.....WELL ANYWAYS....LINDSAY LOHAN DYED HER HAIR BLONDE FOR A MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SO QUIT DISSIN HER FOR THAT!!!!!!!!!GOD I FUCKING HATE ALL U FUCKING WHORES THAT ARE DISSIN LINDSAY!!!!!!!!!!AND I CANT BELIEVE SOME OF U PEOPLE EVEN THINK THIS IS LINDSAYS SITE THAT SHE MADE!!!!!!!!!I MEAN...COME ON..WOULD U SAY THIS KINDA SHIT ABOUT YOURSELF? I DONT THINK SO...THIS SITE WAS MADE BY SOME FUCKING DIPSHITS THAT HAVE NUTHIN BETTER TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FUCK YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
FUCK YOU WHORES
lindsay red-heads are unique. . there either really ugly or really beautiful and your beautiful. . every girl i know wanted your figure before you went on a diet including myself if your doing this for a movie then thats great but if your trying to fit into the "blonde and tiny stereo-type" why bother?. . why would you want to be like anyone else? us red-heads are a unique group of people. . .surprise people by being different. . blondes might have more fun, but most of us are whity smart and have sassy attitudes,. . . i KNOW we can use this to our advantage
-good luck girl-
i wonder if she likes it up her ass....oh wait....sorry....her fat ass(lol)!!!!
Whoever made this blog, is an absolute idiot, and whoever believes that this is actually lindsay is an even bigger idiot. Do I like lindsay lohan? No, not so much, but leave the poor girl alone. Get over your own insecurities. Whore.
Whoever made this blog, is an absolute idiot, and whoever believes that this is actually lindsay is an even bigger idiot. Do I like lindsay lohan? No, not so much, but leave the poor girl alone. Get over your own insecurities. Whore.
well that was kinda fucked up wasent it....... i mean only a true idiot would post twice.
U dont need to lose any more wait u need to gai some
nice. hey let me post a "this is the lindsey that got locked in her basement and replaced by that slut" blog. what's with all these brittneyspears wannabes. its like michael jackson girls. shes just a little girl n she wants to already be an object of lust for pedophiles. that's all shes gonna get. she deserves no sympathy. she knows what people think of brittney spears, n the only cock carrying fags that give a shit about her are that ones that want to see what she looks like inside out. btw, anhorexia is retarded. i easily keep in shape by cooking my own asian/italian style food, go off on weekends making pizza, and eating caramel n choco ice cream but i get my ass off the couch! lindsey needs to get her ass off her million dollar chinese labour car and get it on a damn bike. shed feel a LOT better if she did her own grociery shopping on her own bike, and maybe shed actually look good and not look like an android with the fakest looking body.
nice. hey let me post a "this is the lindsey that got locked in her basement and replaced by that slut" blog. what's with all these brittneyspears wannabes. its like michael jackson girls. shes just a little girl n she wants to already be an object of lust for pedophiles. that's all shes gonna get. she deserves no sympathy. she knows what people think of brittney spears, n the only cock carrying fags that give a shit about her are that ones that want to see what she looks like inside out. btw, anhorexia is retarded. i easily keep in shape by cooking my own asian/italian style food, go off on weekends making pizza, and eating caramel n choco ice cream but i get my ass off the couch! lindsey needs to get her ass off her million dollar chinese labour car and get it on a damn bike. shed feel a LOT better if she did her own grociery shopping on her own bike, and maybe shed actually look good and not look like an android with the fakest looking body.
just one thing gurl, freckles were never in style, cuz yours looks like you wanna be black? dont ya think u can go off n try to join us sister ya hoe. why dont u go home n suck on yo mommas titty u little tramp.
What is wrong with you people???I think your all jealous couse she's skinnier then you, well that's your problem not hers, because I've had fat friends before and they always got jealous of me couse I'm a toothpic so gooo LINDSAY!!!DON"T LISTEN TO THESE PPL!!
IF your not happy with your body take care of it and don't let out your anger on someone that never did anything to you
lindsey lohan, you make me and EVERYONE I KNOW BARF. get over yourself, your fans have, hollywood has, so get with the program. you are so blind. you have NO FANS, BUT LITTLE 5 YEAR OLDS. you are the worst role-modle ever!!!!
lindsay dont listen to any of those people there gay your sweet
Hello all, this is Lindsay. Thank you so much for your comments. Please dont worry, Im not anorexic, rather Im working on losing a few extra pounds before having my breast enlarged again. Id like them to be completely boyouant like a water trampoline. Im also looking into being made into a man, perhaps also with giant bouncy boobs. My next film will be entitled "Dude wheres my boobs?!?" Thanks again for the support.
totaaallly duhhhh.
of course lindsay lohan looks fucken 2000 times better the way she was before then she is now. i am not talking about her hair im talking about her weight losers, but maybe she had to be a certain size for a movie? ever think of that fuckers!
oh my gosh lindsay you are seriously way to skinny.. i always thought i was fat too but i would never do what your doing. you seriously were my role model until you started all this "im so fat" stuff. cut the crap you are skinny and you should see it. i dont know why you dont, your georgous
!!
okay this is the REAL lindsay
you guys are all just jealous of how skinny i am now....
i am gorgeous, but i need the attention so i pretend to thyink im fat. please dont tell.
love you all and thanks for the comments!!
wow...this is one FUCKED UP site. first of all...no one should believe that this is actually a site that lindsay made. second lindsay is a whore. third lindsay is a big mother-fuckin dick head!!! anyone who likes her voice or anything else about her is really FUCKED up!!!!! if lindsay loses any more weight than she will die, so KEEP ON GOING!!!!! and about her shit movie about the car...wow, that is really a big pile of fuckin shit. nice job, it's your best movie yet. i hate you and i hope you die.
ttfn
(ta ta for now)
p.s. go to my site... www.xanga.com/mvpiii
i won't be talking about lindsay though. get your own xanga, and you can talk to me.
bye
(i'm horny...are you? I hope so!!!! ;)
wow! some a you ppl are so fucking stupid! this is SOOOO not lindsay!!! OMFG!! i cant even believe that almost all a you think that it is her!! you fucking losers!
ya r soooooooooo retarded!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love daddy yankee! lindsay is not FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ya r just hating on her !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i love daddy yankee
wow you were really hot before
hahahahahhahhahaha NOT!
you were always fat and ugly
i mean before you had all those sirgries you were ugly skinny as hell flat pail oo yeah FLAT
you need more bbos
Wow all of you ppl that think this is really lindsey lohan, are idiots. really you are. go get a life. you will never talk to a real celeb. so just go on with your life and forget this gay blog.
You'd hope that nobody really takes this site seriously, wouldn't you? It's obviously not Lindsay, who is, by-the-way, extremely pretty and not in the least bit fat. She's on the other end of the scale and getting a bit too skinny, but with all the press attention she gets, who can blame her for being a bit self-conscious?
hey lindsay i wish i looked like you!!!!!
Would be nice if some of the fuckers that left comments could spell correctly. Either way Lindsay...you're so fat if you wore a Malcolm X shirt a helicopter might try to land on you.
wow lindsay you are way to skinny i mean i want to lose wieght to but not that much that is just gross................waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to skinny!!!!!!
hahahah what a bunch of assholes those who thinks this is a real blog.. hahahah really funny
yea, ur rite u are FAT!! FAT FAT FAT!!!!!!! eww how can u stand to look like that?? itz fuckn disgusting... how can you live like that?? looze some weight u fat-assed pig...
omgggggg
I thought that you were so hot b4 you lost all the weight now u look ridiculous
u should lose more weight lol
OMG! it sounds like you're ENCOURAGING people to be the way you are! what's up with that!? I dont know ANYONE who would actually
WANT to be anorexic! you got issues! i mean, every one of my friends (that are guys) talked about you 24/7 and how hott you were. Why the heck would you want to change it!? whatever, bye
i used to be bulemic, and it really was the worst period of my life.
at 12, 5"2 and i went down to 76 lbs.
then i stopped myself because i took a good look in the mirror and realized i looked disgusting.
now im 13, and im 107 lbs and i dont feel fat, or thin. i feel comfortable with myself.
i think all lindsay needs to do is gain her weight back and get some confidence.
she's beautiful and young and has her whole life ahead of her!
omifg u r a fukin crack head dude CRACK KILLS
HAY. everyone me and linz just ate 10 burgers god we're so fukin fat.So now we're gonna go throw up.
TOOTALS!
OMG u used to be so pretty.ur toooo skinny now. u need to stop hanging arund nichole richie.oh yea and fyi u were never fat.u had such a nice shape b4 and now u look disgusting !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HI !
Lindsay you look gross.ur way to skinny. oh and ur anorexic buddy nicole looks gross to. do you guys both sit in front of the toilet 2gether and cout to 3 and throw up at the same time?
Hey lindnsey can you do me a favor and stip vomiting inside of me. It's makin me sick.
well your toilet out and i'll see you after lunch.
BYE!
ur 2 skinny!!... what is wrong w/ you!.. I think u need to gain a few lbs. You were so beautiful.. now ur a paris hilton wanna B.. Why? Shes a fake.. u need to be real and stop trying to be anorexic, cuz it makes real people who really are anorexic look bad. You can eat.. i've see you befor you became what you are now.. you were beautiful and healthy.. why did you change?... i liked the real you!
fag much? kidding
Lindsay Lohan is so fake. She's a beautiful person, and still is..but she can be a poser at times. I like her just the way she is...but you know the only reason celebs go on such drastic diets like this....is because of other people making of fun of em. Who said being a celeb was easy??? its hard ignoring the press...being famous comes in a price ya know...
OMFG ANOREXIC IF BAD DIPSHITS!!!! u wanna die?then be my guest u wer fine before!!!!
that is a stupid thing to show that will make her unpopular
you're just PRETENDING to be lindsay lohan. thats just stupid and gay. i mean who want to listen to a fake?
Wow, don't you fucking losers have a lot of fucking time on your hands! It's sad that you have to go so low as to post a blog and belittle someone just to make yourself feel better. While you are sitting at home with your dumb pathetic asses lindsay is prob out shooting a million dollar movie or partying it up. Be happy for someone for christ sake. One more thing, that is what is wrong with America today and why celebs are puking there brains out and starving themselves to look like stick figures. It's because dumb mother fuckers like you people are posting comments online that the celebs are fat. When the reality of it all is that you are just completley jealous and have to hide behind a computer to voice your pathetic opinions. Jesus christ get a life and quit being so god damn jealous!!!!!!!!!!!
you ppl are all dumbass's if you think that lindsay lohan posts here! GAY! She has better things to do then sit around and surf the internet posting gay comments on gay websites like this! SHE ACTUALLY HAS A LIFE! UNLIKE ALL YOU PEOPLE THAT SIT AROUND HERE LOOKING FOR LINDSAY LOHAN WEBSITES!! GET A FLIPPEN LIFE!! JEEZ! Okay im going to go do something other then sit here on this gay website!
- wow !!..
im not trying to be mean but how can you live with yourself with teaching people this stuff its pathetic.. you dont eat i mean come on im 13 years old and in 90 lbs and i dont starve myself i eat heathly. instead of starving your self or throwing up.. you should be teaching people how to care of themselfs instead you teach them how to kill themselfs your a actress people look up to you like me.. but now you've gotton out of hand. what you are going is crazy i watch the showes all the time about all the celabreties staving themself for a little attchion. i no im not big and famous like you but the truth needs to be said you dont need to be like this.
ok not to be mean, but i hope you die from starvation you dumb blonde. OO look at me, i have a lil bump on my stomach.. im such a fat ass mofo. Whatever! Re-die your hair red and gain a lil weight please. But whatever, do what ever you want with the body. THANK GOD its not me.
All i have to say is thank god thats not my body. Do whatever you want with it. I couldnt care any less than i do now bcuz its not possible.
i think its funny that some of you actually think that this was her.. she spends all her time defending the fact that she has an eating disorder.. do you think she would actually come out and say it like that?
don't listen to anyone and get depressed!!!! U LOOK GOOD!!!! don't be that anorexic girl agian please!!!! ( there are other things u should change......)
lindsay you look great im anorexic 2 keep it up if u wanna!!!!!!!!
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