LINDSAY LOHAN'S EMACIATION PROCLAMATION

Hi! I'm Lindsay Lohan: singer, actress and a PROUD anorexic! Anywho, welcome to my website! Here is where you'll come to get the skinny on my personal life and how YOU TOO can eventually look like Skeletor. Be sure read and take the "Emaciation Proclamation" oath and you'll soon be on your way to looking beautifully anorexic. Update: I'm in Utah, totally dreaming of booze.

Wednesday, May 25, 2005

BREAKFAST IS FOR FATTIES

I saw this lady at the Coffee Bean having food with her coffee. What an idiot. Doesn't she know that food will make her ass fat. Stupids.

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24 Comments:

At 4:27 PM, Anonymous said...

this is the sickest site ever. i'm glad it makes you feel good making fun of someone with a disease.

 
At 12:55 PM, jules18 said...

you are a fucking fool.
this site is completely pathetic- your a fucking joke and so are your stupid laws about getting skinny.
i just got discharged from the St. Paul's Eating Disorders Inpatient Services where I have been living and sleeping AND EATING for the past 6 months and you just gave me the best laugh of my life- your fucking pathetic. get a life woman, if this is what consumes your thoughts than you need some serious help, theres more to life than being 60 pounds... believe me

 
At 1:20 PM, Anonymous said...

omg, some people are such retards. it's funny shit, stop being so sensitive. god, everyone has had or has an eatin disorder. big boo. this shite's funny, it's a joke, it's not real. get over yourselves.

 
At 1:48 PM, Anonymous said...

dude, i love this site. i added it to my list of favorites. don't listen to the retrds who take it so seriously. no one is forcing anyone to look at this. i love it though and i've shown my friends =)

 
At 3:33 PM, Anonymous said...

I wish I looked like Lindsay!!

 
At 8:30 PM, brownpantsbilly said...

These pixtures of her make me feel kind of funny in my pants. I like skinny girls that don't eat donuts and get all fat and stuff.

 
At 2:20 PM, Danielle said...

OMG, you're the dumbest person I have ever had the displeasure of reading about!

 
At 9:16 AM, Liz said...

u are a fool why would you do that? what diet were you on?

 
At 9:48 AM, Anonymous said...

1stly THIS IS NOT REALLY LINDSAY LOHAN U STUPID STUPID PPL. SECONDLY: This website is sick. If she has an eatin disorder then she needs help no a load of ppl takin the piss out of her. She was never fat. She was always quite skinny if u ask me.

 
At 10:03 AM, Anonymous said...

What? That woman had food with her coffee? Fucking fool, She's going to be one fat ass bitch when she wakes up.

 
At 2:43 PM, Lollipop said...

Have you people never been to Liquidgeneration.com before????!!!

ITS A FREAKING JOKE *underline underline UNDERLINE*

 
At 10:23 PM, i dont have a name.. said...

i think its pretty funny when people think they could eat food and not get fat...this website is the shitz it gives people like me lots of ideas ..i mean who cares if u die? atleast u will fit into ur coffin... come on guys ...remember to prioritize and keep ur head out of the game and in the toilet! woo go me and ebert who are the coolest people to live((or die)) w/e same thing either way we look better then ne of u freaks who think food is pretty cool

 
At 3:35 PM, Fox said...

Heck yeah! What fat ass eats food with their coffee? I bet you can't even see her ribs. She probably can't even wear children sizes.

 
At 8:52 AM, estefannya said...

look you fatass you just what to look skiny but look in the real life you are not ok bich thank you very m

 
At 10:37 PM, Anonymous said...

your a fucking bitch.
do you really need to make fun of her and make her life harder? shut the fuck up. she looks perfectly fine, but you gotta make fun of her cuz your insecure of your own body- which is probably the exact opposite of lindsays- OBESE. so shut the fuck up and why dont you try barfing your own food.

 
At 5:50 AM, Anonymous said...

Lindsay Lohan is slowly eating away at herself and it would be good if she stopped that because if she ever gets better then her metabolism will be sooo slow and her menstruak sycle wil be stuffed. thats wat anorexa does!!!!!!!!! unless she hass bulima-anorexia then she dioes evertything

 
At 11:55 PM, jo said...

lindsey i like being a anorexic to from jo xxxxx

 
At 11:48 PM, Anonymous said...

HAHA!! finalliy!!!
I really like this site!!
Should be another one for bulimic too you know.. !! Being both is something exiting!! And i know Lindsay you really like to be anorexic cause i like it too, maybe bulimic too who cares! it's fun people you should try once haha!!

 
At 1:24 PM, Snyderheyhey said...

I KNOW breakfast is for fatties thats why I never eat it
I have to be a skeleton its the only way

 
At 6:14 AM, Anonymous said...

you are so cruel...i would say your name, but i gave always been taught not to cause, especially when my little sister can read this. get a grip. seriously. you really do scare me! STOP, BEFORE YOU GO TO FAR, (like you did at the herbie premere), EVERYONE KNOWS WHAT A WITCH YOU REALLY ARE

 
At 6:21 AM, no hope 4 u said...

lindsey lohan, if you ever read this, which i doubt you will beacsaue you are way to full of yourself, i dare you to do this, go through all the comments, and count how many good things people have said about you, then count the bad things they have said about you. please, please i am begging you, you are making peole lives miserable!! you really are! calling the few fans you have fat, oh my gosh, you don't know how many lives YOU are messing up. STOP!! i am begging you!

 
At 7:22 AM, Snyderheyhey said...

my God wat an idiot dosen't that lady no coffe makes u fat!

 
At 9:14 AM, Anonymous said...

i love lindsay lohan in my hart!
my neam is lidar
i have site:www.lindsay15.tipo.co.il

 
At 2:50 AM, Anonymous said...

lets just face it, skinny girls look better in clothes and better in general,i bet everyone of u that is saying this are just jealous fat arses that wish to be skinny and because u cant, take it out on them. get a life!

 

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