John Mayer's Soul
Friday, June 8, 2007
  Luck Be A Lady (Who Meets John Mayer) Tonight!

Looking forward to playing Vegas tonight, where things STAY in Vegas. I've got plans that are gonna need to be buried, if you catch my drift. Plans like:

* Sleeping with fans.
* Gambling.
* Smoking weed.
* That's pretty much it, but isn't that enough?

After this recent break-up with Jessica, which is final, I can assure you*, I'm ready to party again! Really party! Then I've got to go back to California. ~SIGH~ Touring's a bitch.

I just played two shows in California -- if you were there, you were probably screaming for me. God knows everyone always does. Still, one reviewer panned my show, saying I don't have a sense of humor. What? Hello? Does "stand-up comedian John Mayer" ring a bell? I'd like to see Ben Folds get up on stage at a comedy club. I mean, I love the little guy, but he'd poo his pants. Reviewers - what do they know? Not much, apparently.

From the road,

JM


*Note: I cannot assure you that this will be the case.
 
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