John Mayer's Soul
Thursday, June 28, 2007
  Chicago Sucks

Doing a show in Chi-Town tonight. I prefer thin crust pizza. I hate improv comedy - stand-up is much better, and less annoying. Wind sucks. Bears suck. The Bulls were awesome in the 90's. TOO awesome. That's why I hate them too. I hate Chicago. I hate the band Chicago. I hope it catches on fire and burns to the ground.

Ugh. What am I doing?

I should cancel this tour.

I'm sick of people writing about how boring my set is, and how they like Ben better. If you love Ben so much, go to his tour! Buy his albums! God knows, no one else does.

I don't know what's wrong with me. Not my usual self. I feel like I'm missing something.

Gonna nap. See you in Chicago. Feel better, Jesse. Remember those steps.
 
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