Tuesday, May 22, 2007
I'm a Jungle Cat!
Ignore that press release about breaking up with Jess... for now.
That's the thing about me. I'm like a jungle cat. One minute I'm quietly stalking you in the jungle, the next minute I'm jumping on top of you, claws ripping you apart, eating your entrails, and the following minute I'm back in the jungle, licking my paws. You can't predict me. No "press release" or "written statement" or "thing I said" will stick when it comes to me. The truth isn't some piece of paper you sign and date -- it's a Transformer, changing from a truck to a robot to god only knows what.
I'm a wild man. Rrrowwrrr... and Jess was amazing last night.
Too much information? Well, hold on folks, because you never know how much information you're gonna get with me! Never!
(Me.)
That's the thing about me. I'm like a jungle cat. One minute I'm quietly stalking you in the jungle, the next minute I'm jumping on top of you, claws ripping you apart, eating your entrails, and the following minute I'm back in the jungle, licking my paws. You can't predict me. No "press release" or "written statement" or "thing I said" will stick when it comes to me. The truth isn't some piece of paper you sign and date -- it's a Transformer, changing from a truck to a robot to god only knows what.
I'm a wild man. Rrrowwrrr... and Jess was amazing last night.
Too much information? Well, hold on folks, because you never know how much information you're gonna get with me! Never!
(Me.)
