Wednesday, June 20, 2007
I'm Not Even Sure Where I Am Right Now
I think I'm in Missouri. I'm pretty sure I overheard someone say that. Is Missouri the place with the crawfish? I wanna eat me some fish right now, and that's not a dirty joke, in case that's what you're thinking. Pretty sick of you to be thinking that.
The tour has been exhausting, and it didn't help to have a certain pop singer, who shall remain nameless, call me constantly on my cell phone every two minutes. When I finally had her number blocked, I think she got the hint. We had a good time, but now it's time to move on. I hear she's getting back together with that douche from the reality show, and I have to move on to... where the hell am I going next? I think it's Texas, where I'm sure it won't be 80 billion degrees.
I'm in a really bad mood. Ben's a cool guy, but his laugh is getting on my nerves. The tour is doing well, but it isn't creating a national John Mayer fever, like I was hoping it would. Some idiot in Des Moine (Kansas?) said my set was "predictable." What does he know? I'm sure I can "predict" his whole life -- it probably sucks.
Sometimes, even a legend doesn't feel like one.
The tour has been exhausting, and it didn't help to have a certain pop singer, who shall remain nameless, call me constantly on my cell phone every two minutes. When I finally had her number blocked, I think she got the hint. We had a good time, but now it's time to move on. I hear she's getting back together with that douche from the reality show, and I have to move on to... where the hell am I going next? I think it's Texas, where I'm sure it won't be 80 billion degrees.I'm in a really bad mood. Ben's a cool guy, but his laugh is getting on my nerves. The tour is doing well, but it isn't creating a national John Mayer fever, like I was hoping it would. Some idiot in Des Moine (Kansas?) said my set was "predictable." What does he know? I'm sure I can "predict" his whole life -- it probably sucks.
Sometimes, even a legend doesn't feel like one.
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Well, Welcome to Missouri John. (Be glad your traveling on an Interstate....the backroads are really scary....) I have front row seats to your concert in St Louis tonight & I am very excited....I am sure your show will be great. I am sure this part of the country is very boring for you. But hopefully you will have fun at the show tonight. Take care! A fan.
Well if you blocked your number from Jess i hope she does get back with Nick...If she didnt Love ya hello she wouldnt call.I dont think her and Nick will get back together but i hope she finds someone more understanding then you.To me you come out like your hard to stay around.But then again i dont know.I am female but i love Jess.
Poor baby. I see the jet lag or whatever is causing your mood is not keeping you from having mind-blowing performances! You, my friend are one groovy, happening; kind of guy! One day you'll find someone who is sexy, smart, and challenging enough to keep you...well, just to keep you.
P.S. I'm digging your hair so much right now, I may need a shovel...
P.S. I'm digging your hair so much right now, I may need a shovel...
If Jess is really stalking you then she is a bit loopy- but I don't believe that anyway. She seems like the 'clean break' kinda girl. Anyway it won't be long before you meet new people that really make you happy.
Good luck with that!
Good luck with that!
sorry I can't beleive any of what this person is saying about Jess, she's nothing like that stop with all the lies already!
Your sarcasm makes me laugh. I wish you posted more often. And, although car sickness may be a state of mind, it still makes a physical manifestation in my puke.
Love ya'. Keep rockin and talking with your peeps.
And "The Hurt" is a great song.
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Love ya'. Keep rockin and talking with your peeps.
And "The Hurt" is a great song.
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