enjoy them now johhny boy b/c in 5 years you'll be picking them up off the floor. -m
 

Technically the haiku is ok, but the content..."check them for lumps?" Come on. That's pathetic writing.

Besides, I'm thinking she isn't so much going to appreciate this posting. Have you considered that maybe you aren't giving her the attention she needs? Aren't speaking her emotional love language--(you know--Gary Chapman's book series. Aren't making her feel beautiful and gorgeous enough when you're alone together? That would probably be a more effective way to get her to tone it down.

Plus, she may want to cram it in Nick's face a little too. Look what the idiot lost. Not a bad thing for you. Just a little revenge.
 

Thats a bit on the disrespectful side considering how much you say you love her.
I like how people are posting their comments anonymously...
 

Hey John, are you planning on marrying Jess on 07/07/07? Is that why you are in such a hurry?
Just curious.
 

Well I think Miss Simpson has got a damn lot a front (no pun intended there either) cavorting around in that dress. Of course, If I had a cleavage that generous I wouldn't dare ever bring it out every once in a while. Of course not.

But on a serious note no crime was committed (except maybe choice of lipstick- see make up artist, then sack make up artist. Maybe there is a lack of compatability. They do say that talking is the key to a sound relationship. If there aint no talking to that girl and you've already tried all that...Maybe you should let her fly...let her fly.
 

m - I hope you're wrong!

anonymous - "Lumps" isn't pathetic writing. It's something that was actually said. I give her plenty of love and attention, but the problem is so does every guy in the known universe, and constant cleavage shows make it worse. I know I'm better than every other guy, but I don't want her to get distracted. BTW - Jess doesn't read this blog.

If it is her revenge against Nick, I feel like the one getting punnished.

anonymous - It's not disrespectful. We always tell the truth because we love each other, and sometimes the truth is not pretty. However, my music often makes it seem that way.

anonymous - No comment.

sarah - Thanks for the advice, but we do talk, and hopefully things will get better. Hopefully.
 

Oh John Mayer's soul. How you make me laugh.
 

I dont think Jess is trying to rub anything in Nick's face.If she wanted him she would still be with him.I think if you have what Jess has its ok to flaunt it,But i do understand that guys see different then girls.John i dont think she is looking at anyone but you.She looks better then any of them other people trying to walk the red carpet..Hello JM you look better and act better then Nick.
 

I will say that the picture with the Officer is wonderful.OH MY..Jess looks like a queen in that picture.
 

John i think you have met your wonderland in Jess.
 

This is who you've chosen to be with. Don't complain now that you can't change her. What is it they say about a leopard and its spots.

Anyone I've dated in the past would've dumped me that night. She did it to piss you off and it worked. Leaves absolutely nothing to the imagination. Makes me think your opinion doesn't matter to her.

One day you'll get sick of sharing your girl (and her girls) with the world. Shop around. This may actually not be the one you've been looking for. Don't let love make a fool out of you. Get your life & respect back. Good luck!
 

Sorry but i think she does care what he thinks i also think she was doing it for JM.You dont dump someone you love over that petty shit.
 

What is the big deal. It is not like Jessica Simpson is know for bearing her breast around town regularly.

So she happened to show some cleavage on this occasion, she still looked AMAZING. Why the uproar.

Anyway trying to change your partner is a big No No. It is true what someone said about that causing resentment. What is the point? May as well find someone else who doe fit the bill.
 

lolololol
 

Haiku? Lampoon. Put any label on it but its just embarrassing for subject and writer. In regards to the *ahem* dress, maybe she wanted to make sure you knew which Simpson it was next time you see a picture in a magazine? God help you if she ever does stumble across this blog. Sometimes raw honesty leaves a wound that even Love can't heal. -Sher
 

Genius! JM is a freakin' genius! Put 'em away honey! J - Everytime I see or hear something about the two of you, I think of you and Herbie being "Stitched Up"
 

I love your demented humor John and I love your Continum CD. You speak your mind, and so why not post the truth.
 

Maybe this will dummy up Jessica and she will quit dressing like an orange porn star. I have big ones too but I know how to tastefully show them.
 

LOL! You are a great musician and comedian. Love you John!
 

john you forget the gown was given to her to wear from the designer and she looked great also she is very beautiful and if she didnt care for you she wouldnt have been with you!
 

It makes me sick to hear this shit about Jessie.She keeps her head high and i think she's wonderful.Know just stay with her other people just wish they could look like her.
 

Personally John, I think that the whole world has know that Jessica has very little to work with in the brains department. Don't get me wrong, she seems sweet enough, but it does appear that she is compensating for something by showing it off all of the time. I just hope that all this buzz about the split is true...not that I secretly wish you were single(okay so I do), but you can do better even if it is a booty call.

By the way I'm going to your concert in Nampa, Idaho and I can't wait...fifth row baby!!!

I LOVE YOU!!!!
 

I think John and Jess should stay together.Jess i love the blonde hair.
 

jess doesn't read anything, she got hit upside the head with one of her giant ta-ta's and is a little slow these days either that or all the drugs she's been doing since she started hanging w/ jm
 

party on garth, weed is king
 

I hope you really love her and the two of you work hard together.I love Jess and John
 

I guess this is a bad site because its never looked at,but i think JM and Jess are a great match and could make it work if they tried harder.