ALMOST BAKEEEEED!

SOMEBODY STICK A FORK IN MY ASS - I'M ALMOST DONE., BITCHES!!!!

WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE I'M GOONNAA GET BLITZED-TO-THE-TITS WASTED AND START DONKEY PUNCHING EVERY CHICK I SEE!!! THAT'S IF I'M A DUDE! I STILL DON'T KNOW BECAIUSE IT'S DARK IN HERE AND MY MOMMY SAYS I SHOULDN'T PLAY WITH MYSELF.....ASFDD.ASHJI;LIHASD;LHFAL;SD
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SO DID YOU HEAR MY DADDY GOT A JOB? HE'S GONNA BE A DANCE INSTRUCTOR. WHAT A STUPID ASS. A FRY COOK AT MCDONALDS IS MORE QUALIFIED TO DANCE THAN HE IS. WHAT IS HE GOING TO TEACH EVERYONE? THE POOR-ASS SHUFFLE? THE GOLD DIGGERS MARENGUE? I HATE THAT BITCH.

YES, I' M A PLAYAAAAAA HATEAAAAAA!

I'M SO GODDAMN BORED.

LIFE BETTER BE MORE EXCITING THEN THIS HERE POUCH. IT'S LIKE A FRICKIN SAUNA IN HERE. AND THERE'S NOT EVEN AN ASIAN CHICK TO GIVE ME A MASSAGE. THEY SHOULD MAKE UTERUSES DESIGNED BY THE RITZ CARLTON. NOW THAT WOULD BE STYLE. I'LL TAKE THE PENHOUSE UTERUS, I'D SAY. A UTEROUS WITH A SWIMMING PPOOL. A UTERUS WITH A DECENT BED. ONE THAT DOESN'T SMELL LIKE STARBUCKIS AND SLIM JIMS.,....

AIGHT.

FETUS, OUT!!!