THE OFFICIAL BLOG OF FETUS SPEARS

A BELOW-THE-BELLY LOOK AT LIFE INSIDE MY MOTHER, BRITNEY SPEARS: THE WORLD'S MOST WHITE TRASH POP STAR MOMMY!!!@!

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

ABOUT THAT BB GUN INCIDENTTTTTT

SO SOME OF YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD THAT SOMEBODY AT MOMMY'S HOUSE POPPED A CAP IN THE ASS OF ONE OF THOSE SWEATY PAAPPPARAAZZIII PHOTOGRAPHERS!!!

SOME SAY IT WAS DADDY....SOME SAY IT WAS JAIME LYNN....SOME SAY IT WAS MOMMYY....BUT NOT

IT WAS ME, BITCH3S! I WAS THE GUNMAN ON THE GRASSY KNOLL! I GOTS LOTS OF GATS IN MOMMY'S UTERUS, AND I'M NOT EVEN PLA YIN'

I POKED MY GLOCK OUT OF MOMMY'S BELLYBUTTON AND SHOT THAT MOFO IN THE LEG AND HE CRIED LIKE A LITTLE BITCH!

THAT'S WHAT HE GETS FO HANGIN' ROUND MY PAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHAHA! IF ANY OF YOU PAPPAPRARAAZZZZIII MESS WITH ME AND MY FAMILY I WILL SERIOUSLY F YOU UP. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE M OMMY AND DADDY ALL THAT MUCH!⁄⁄!!! BUT I HATE YOU EVEN MORE...

I WANT TO EAT YOUR BABIES.......

FETUS, OUT!

64 Comments:

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At 7:45 PM, sarah said...

you bad ass fetus .. you fuck those mofos up!! heart you!!!!!

 
At 9:14 PM, Anonymous said...

Wow we been getting new update great job and to the 1st anonymous quit blogging ur stupidass sites on here this is fetus spederlines blog not ur bitch he/she will pop a cap in ur ass so watch out mofo

 
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At 11:26 PM, Roots said...

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At 3:55 AM, Anonymous said...

fetus you are awesome...keep writing even after you are born little one!!!

 
At 6:59 PM, tristan said...

I told you fetus!! Your dad being white trash and all, and his love for bb-guns. Didn't you pay any attention to my last comment. But Fetus... why stoop so low? A bb-gun?? Get a bazooka! The razzi's will leave you alone after that.
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At 4:46 AM, Anonymous said...

keep updating us over your life even after you are born you litle fucked up fetus

 
At 8:07 AM, Fetusiastic said...

CONGRATULATIONS FETUS!

Show me your gun!! XD

 
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At 11:02 AM, Anonymous said...

WTF DO PLL KEEP BLOGIN THIS STUPID SHIT ON HERE FETUS GET UR GUN!!!

 
At 11:37 AM, Anonymous said...

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At 6:10 PM, Anonymous said...

fetus is gonna shoot ur eye out if u keep the dumb shit up ya know

 
At 9:39 PM, Anonymous said...

FETUS!! You need to update your mom's month of pregnancy!!! You're 3 months behind!

 
At 2:36 PM, squeezychortle said...

could you also shoot the bitches who are leaving links to stupid low cholestrol job sites for free software.

 
At 5:55 PM, Autumn said...

You are seriously disturbed. You must have no life what so ever.

 
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At 10:46 PM, Anonymous said...

Ghetto Fetus! Pop that fucker! You should have aimed one at your daddy, too. Damn you, Fetus! Damn you! And what's this I hear about your name being Charlie?

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous said...

DUDE FETUS! It was fun talking to you today on AIM buddy! <3 Much love to the Fet-misterrr!
IM me tomorrow.
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At 7:25 PM, Anonymous said...

feeeeetus! i want a podcast!!!

 
At 7:29 PM, Anonymous said...

and i also want you to delete these mofos who are plugging horrid sites. fetus! kick their butts and then squirt placenta juice in their eyes. muhahaha.

 
At 9:28 PM, jessica simpson said...

fetus spederline,

this is your adopted auntie jessica and uncle nick. we know you were aiming at us but missed and shot that bitch. i thought we had a deal! you were supposed to hit nick so i didnt i have to deal with him anymore.

you are as stupid and fucked up as your mother and free loading herpes infested father.

oh yea, and my dog Daisy May Lachey is WAY cuter than that ugly little dog bit bit.

keep sucking the fetus juice brat.

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At 8:11 AM, Anonymous said...

We need a pregnancy watch update!!! You are way behind.

 
At 1:59 PM, Anonymous said...

omg! this is very funny! i love this blog!

 
At 9:45 PM, Anonymous said...

gees forget that prego update we r lucky we got this one

 
At 11:00 AM, Anonymous said...

Can we get an update for the watch?

She's at least 6 months and can we get a new blog or a podcast?

 
At 11:13 AM, Anonymous said...

PPL PPL forget the watch we r lucky to get them to do an update so do push ur luck!But i would be nice to get a podcast before fetus is born

 
At 2:30 AM, Anonymous said...

Hiya, Preston! Do you like your name? That's what your name is going to be. If you don't like it, well... you know what to do. ;)

 
At 12:50 PM, Veronica said...

Can't wait for you to make your appearence? Are you a boy or a girl?

 
At 12:25 PM, Anonymous said...

Fetus, ur gonna be a boy the pics in people magazine show ur mommy holding a baby blue stuff animal and how do u feel about ur half siblings ur family is so fucked up!

 
At 1:12 PM, Anonymous said...

I don't think we are going to get anything else from this blog, i don't think LG is gonna update anymore constantly like it did in the past.

I don't even know why i keep coming back, this blog is like a train wreck, you don't want to look but you can't help it.

 
At 12:23 PM, Anonymous said...

i think there's gonna be at least one or two more blog updates before brit gives birth

 
At 12:32 PM, Anonymous said...

Haha, you're a kick ass little fetus!

 
At 10:30 AM, Anonymous said...

Well lil one ur drunk hoe of a mom was spotted in a tab mag she was said to of order a ALCOHOLIC DRINK (more than 1)gees fetus is that why u have not been able to update or do a podcast becuz ur wasted all the time or all hopped up on starbucks well i wish u we in coming into this world but try to do at least on more podcast before u split ur mom into two ok love ya

 
At 8:13 PM, Anonymous said...

Drunk-ass fetus!

 
At 11:20 AM, Anonymous said...

i hate you fetus and you're a lousy baby. you're so crazy and stupid and filthy and stomachy: i hate you so bye

 
At 2:42 PM, Anonymous said...

i love u fetus spears
ur tooo awesome im glad u shot those bitches
<333

 
At 10:08 PM, tristan said...

why your moms cut her hair off. she looks like a dyke!! peace out Fetus!

 
At 12:56 PM, Anonymous said...

Update already !!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 11:28 AM, Anonymous said...

I am glad to finally see I'm not the only one who hates her over publicized ass and her loser ugly husband!!!!

 
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fetus spears is so muh famous than that kevin butthole and hes only like 2 weeks old...I HEART FETUS SPEARS

 
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damn fetus uz a pimp my son is going to be just like you, but he's gunna have a cellphone when he's inside me, he's gunna b talking to gurls 16 yrs old by the time he's 10. lol

 
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