Happy Birthday Star Wars!

Star Wars turns 30 years old today. Happy birthday Star Wars! I guess I was too little for George Lucas to cast me ina ny of the prequels but theres a rumor going around that a new one will come out soon. If that's the case then I can think of plenty of roles for me! Here are some suggestions:

Da-ko Fa-Fa: The best, and most cutest Pod Racer in the Galaxy!

Darth Fanious: A evil and very cute Dark Sith lord. People wouldn't expect something so cute to be so sinister. That's whow I would slice them with my light saber.

Senator Fam-mala: A senator for the planet of Naboo. My cuteness would prevent nasty trade disputes that cause unrest in the galaxy.

Dakota Skywalker: Dakiota fanning but a Jedi.

Dakota Fanning: Just put me in a Star Wars movie already George Lucas.

WHO IS THIS? THEY ARE GOING TO PAY!

Okay, now this kind of thing really gets me upset! Can someone please tell me who this is PRETENDING TO BE ME?

http://www.greatestjournal.com/users/fanninghdakota/702.html

Honestly! Where do people get off? Posting fake stroies, fake oppinions, fake thoughts as if they were mine! This is blatnat misrepresentaion! God, this thing doesn't even have any personality. It's like they copied this straight from the IMDB! Mark my words Fake Dakota, whoever you are, you are going to pay dealry for this! DEARLY!

Spolier Alert! Spoliers Are Jerks!

Listen! This one's for all you snoopy poopies out there who want to go spoiling other people’s fun! I don't, I repeat DON'T want any secrets about the seventh and final Harry Potter Book revealed to me before the book is published.

J.K. Rowling released this statement today saying there are guys going out on the internet who have uncovered secrets about the book and are trying to reveal them to everyone. What jerks! You know I've been reading the Harry Potter books since before I was famous. I remember being five years old and reading the first book on the set of Ally McBeal (Calista Flockheart is not fun to work with. Reading that book was the only thing that kept me alive.) And I have such fond memories of reading each book as they came out. The last thing I want is to have it spoiled by someone who thinks its fun to ruin the party for someone else.

Now I know what you're thinking, and you're right. Since I am so famous I could get the book way before it's been published. But I don't want that, I want to read the book at the same time as every other normal kid. It's not fun being so famous all the time. This is a time when I want to be just like everybody else. I want to share the experience of everybody. So you see all you spoilers, you're even spoiling it for people like me!

But I do want to ask all my fans... what do you thinks going to happen in the new book!? I hope Snape is good... what about you?

Horray for the Camies!

Hey guys! You are all doing such an amazing job taking on those dorks at Dakota Countdown.com. I seriously couldn’t be any prouder of you. There’s still a lot of work to be done but I ant to take a break from complaining to let you guys in on some awesome news!

I won my second Camie Award in a row last Saturday!

Now for those of you who don’t know the Camie Awards are like the Oscars only a hundred times better. You see instead of judging movies just on how good they are the Camies judge a movie based on how good it is for you. It’s not just about fancy editing or clever story telling. It’s about the message the film sends. That’s why movies that win Oscars never show up at the Camies. Oscar winners are usually devoid of morality because most of the people running Hollywood are vacuous, self serving jerks. When people like that see a movie like Charlotte’s Web they don’t get why it’s so amazing. They don’t see the value in a spider sacrificing its life for a pig. But the Camies do! That’s why they recognized my movie, Charlotte’s Web, as one of the best films of the year!

I mean honestly look at the films that were nominated in the Oscars last year. They were all about horrible things like betrayal (The Departed), war (Letters from Iwo Jima), oppressive monarchies (The Queen) and making fun of unattractive girls at beauty pageants (Little Miss Sunshine). None of these movies were as good as any of the movies that won Camies this year but the people who vote in the Oscars can only relate to the bad things in life.

What do you guys think? What are some of the good movies that are out right now? One’s that send really positive, life affirming messages? Write in and let me know. I’m interested in starting a dialogue.

I will not OFFICIALLY condone any illegal action taken against Dakotacountdown.com

Hey, I got so many nice responses from all you guys about my post on the Dakota Count Down site. It’s really great to know I have so many supportive fans who are willing to do what I ask them. I wish I could thank you all personally but I’m just so busy right now. I hope you all don’t mind one big group thank you.

But I do have to say that all I want you to do is send the site e-mails. A lot of you wrote in saying that you would be happy to hack the site. Well, believe me I would really, really appreciate someone doing that for me. And I do think it is what those dirty creep wads running the site deserve. But unfortunately my Mom says I can’t condone or endorse such action. Obviously if one of you is going to do it you’re going to do it regardless of what I say. And I’m not saying I wouldn’t be eternally happy once it had been done. But my official stance on the position is that it’s illegal and you shouldn’t do it no matter how happy it would make me. but keep sending them those e-mails to let you know how mad their site makes you.

Anyway, gotta get back to work. More Chipmunk re-shoots. I’ll fill you all in soon.

THIS IS FILTH-GUSTING!

Hi everyone. I'm so sorry that I haven't update the blog in such a long time. Work on the Chipmunks movie has been exhausting. Anyway I was hoping to come back from my long hiatus with a report form the movie set but I recently discovered something that I just had to discuss.

http://www.dakotacountdown.com/index.php/home/

That is a link to the DAKOTA FANNING COUNTDOWN CLOCK. I wasn't sure what it was counting down to at first. My next movie maybe? But I don't have nay movies coming out in four years. But then I realized they were counting down to my 18th birthday. They're con ting down to the day that I can legally have sex.

I'm sorry have you ever heard of anything more disgusting? More filthy? It's so terrible that those two words don't even work. I have to call it filth-gusting.

Let me tell you right now, whoever you are you sicko who's running this site, you can count down all you like. You can count down till I'm a thousand years old. It doesn't matter. I'd never have sex with a dirty bird like you.

Please, everyone who reads this blog, I want you to do whatever you can to bring this web-site down! Send as many nasty e-mails to this site as possible. Send them all with the subject heading YOU ARE FILTH-GUSTING! Send hundreds of them. Send them so many that they feel ashamed and have to take down this embarrassment to my name!