I Can Take Paris's Medecine!
I'm always disgusted when I see a celebrity twice my age acting like she's ten years younger than me. Honestly I usually try to keep my mouth shut about it... I don't like sticking my nose in other peoples business but this whole "in again - out again" thing with Paris and prison is totally really starting to upset me. Celebrates like me are no different from me or you. And we all (we celebrities I mean) need to learn that. We shouldn't get free passes when we get caught doing something stupid or drinking under age. Personally I think the treatment Paris is getting now is even kind of deplorable. She's practically in a 5 star suite compared to what regular person in her situation would get.
That's why to prove to the world that we celebrities really are no different than normal people I would like to make an offer to the L.A. County Department of Justice. Send me to jail. That's right I want to prove that I can take what Paris Hilton couldn't. I want to do a full 45 days in an actual factual prison. I want to sleep with thugs and murderess. I want to eat slop. I want to shower with thirty other women. I don't care; I can handle it because I'm a real person. And I know what you're all saying... she's only a kid she'll get killed in there. Well to that I say I'd like to see someone try. My friend Nicholas Cage set me up with lessons from his very own Shaolin Master and I was a very apt pupil. I can now take out men 8 times my size. Master Qoa Lin says that when I'm fully grown I will actually be able to disable a stampeding elephant with my bare hands in under 6 seconds. So if some burly prison girl comes at me with a whittled down spoon she'll be on the floor before she even knows what happened. Seriously I will be Queen of Whatever Prison you send me too.
If legally I have to do something illegal for you to throw me in Jail just tell me what it is. Something that would get me in there for about 45 days. I'll break a window or something like that. I know it's wrong but in the end it's for a good cause. (I'll even pay for the person to get a much nicer window... and maybe even a new house like in that extreme makeover show. Maybe I'll break a poor person’s window!) But I'll do it to show the world a lesson. Celebrities are not above the law... and I'm way tougher than Paris Hilton.
BTW: You guys should write in with fun ways for me to get myself sent to jail!
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To be honest I think Paris is a spoiled brat but I have to be a realist for once. It's just as illegal for police to send you to jail as it's for someone to murder someone else. The worst you'll get is juvie. Unless you're in a third world country like Nigeria
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hey dakota i always like to say this u amaze me in the good way tht is i mean would u actully go in tht jail but i know u want to prove ur tougher than paris hilton but i know are and am sure everyone that comes on this blog does i really dont want my fav actres to get hurt in there
but if u do 45 days it's a long time be safe and GL(goodluck)
What do you think of the 'rape Dakota' rap song that has been written and is now on the internet and apparently elsewhere?
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hey dakota
leeel ur right its like everywhere dakota
here's one link to it http://www.soundclick.com/bands/songInfo.cfm?bandID=537092&songID=5436431
bye
That guy is sick.
who me or the guy that sings the song
pueden ver lo nuevo de dakota en
they can see the new of dakota in http://nepolisad.blogspot.com/
the guy singing the song
ok ummm paris got out yesterday 22 days
i know so unfair
Hey Dakota,
I am a little bit younger than you but I idol you and I often check your blog.
I think Paris is not quite spoiled. These bad things all from her parents and educations. She was borned and raised in a very very very rich family and she didn't care about anything because she was "powerful" when she was just a baby. That's why she totally doesn't have any talents about acting but she still appears in films!!!!!
P.S : Shall we be friends ? I'm as young as Abigail Breslin. E_mail me at dangyenkhanh@yahoo.com (I am a foreigner)
Hurrah! I'm back from Tver!!!
Feeled empty without me? =)
i'm perfectly sure that you are NOT Dakota Fanning the most famous US child actress. Dakota is way too busy to submit this long and stupid entry. and why are so many comments deleted by you? i believe those people share the same view as me.
it's not fair if only normal people sent to the *CAGE* when against the law...people must be responsible for their own actions...even we're just ordinary people>>however someone who's regarded as the others' personal hero, but always does not act appropriately they are just imaginary figures without abilities to deal one's own thing>>> not adorable at all!!!
I have the same idea. If you delete my comment, you're not Dakota. Dakota is too busy. And she's not bad to delete more than a half comments. She's old enough to know that many people share the same names. She's good enough to understand what is sex. You are stupid, bloggers.
.. can I please give you a pearl necklace? you sound like my kind of douche-bag ..
YOU ARE NOT DAKOTA!!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN DAKOTA!!! DAKOTA CAN'T BE AWFUL LIKE YOU!!! AND IF YOU RE4ALLY LIKE DAKOTA, YOU'LL NEVER TOLD ANYONE THAT YOU ARE DAKOTA FANNING!!!
fRoM Mayara Sverd (kasidi@gbg.bg)
Hey Dakota..
I think you totally could make it in jail.. though it would kind of be illegal to throw u in jail for no apparent reason.. well i just wanted to say hi.. heres a lil bout me.. im 12 and i live in Iowa.. yea small town just cant wait to get outta here! and check out my website and if you have msn or yahoo email me at kenzie_trv@hotmail.com.. anyway.. check out my website and stuff and yea.. luv yuh
♥Peace♥
-Kenzie-
good luck goin to jail! jkjk! dont for get to check it out and email me!
Hey, Dakota. I met Paris a few times, the most memorable of which was definitely outside of a subpar Bistro in downtown LA. I had excused myself from the table pretending to take a call from Alex Winters and stepped out the back into an alleyway (leaving Mos Def to pay the bill, as he had suggested the place) and there she was, holding a dirty red rag over the trashcan.
Paris caught sight of me, put one hand on her hip and nodded to me.
"Paris, I can't breathe," the trash can complained drunkenly. I realized then it was hair Paris was holding.
"Just get it out of your system, cokewhore, we can still make it to Taye's if you put your finger down far enough."
I was aready halfway down the alleyway as the rest of their conversation faded out.
Look, if you're going to prison I'm hooking you up with Rob Downey Jr., he'll teach you the ways of making a mean shank out of a toothbrush and cellophane. Try not to get raped.
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