Spolier Alert! Spoliers Are Jerks!

Listen! This one's for all you snoopy poopies out there who want to go spoiling other people’s fun! I don't, I repeat DON'T want any secrets about the seventh and final Harry Potter Book revealed to me before the book is published.

J.K. Rowling released this statement today saying there are guys going out on the internet who have uncovered secrets about the book and are trying to reveal them to everyone. What jerks! You know I've been reading the Harry Potter books since before I was famous. I remember being five years old and reading the first book on the set of Ally McBeal (Calista Flockheart is not fun to work with. Reading that book was the only thing that kept me alive.) And I have such fond memories of reading each book as they came out. The last thing I want is to have it spoiled by someone who thinks its fun to ruin the party for someone else.

Now I know what you're thinking, and you're right. Since I am so famous I could get the book way before it's been published. But I don't want that, I want to read the book at the same time as every other normal kid. It's not fun being so famous all the time. This is a time when I want to be just like everybody else. I want to share the experience of everybody. So you see all you spoilers, you're even spoiling it for people like me!

But I do want to ask all my fans... what do you thinks going to happen in the new book!? I hope Snape is good... what about you?