Kate Moss dresses like a pigeon and craps on the street.
Watch Kate Moss snort a boatload of cocaine. This is the uncensored version of the video, just the way we know you like it.
No, Kate Moss did not snort a boatload of blow before filming this White Stripes music video. Or so we'd like to think.
They say having friends that are fatter than you makes you look skinnier. What exactly is Kate Moss's reason?
Kate Moss walks the catwalk in style. Pete Doherty plays great music. Together they are known as drug addicted douche bags!
On-lookers said that Kate and Pete Doherty looked "out of it." Yeah, never would have guess that one.
Nice job, Kate, drop the booger sugar on your black jeans. Oh, wait... maybe you weren't blowing rails? What could you have been up to in that club??
Here's Miss Moss looking atrocious, possibly at Glastonbury, wearing hideous Size -2 vinyl pants, Mick Jagger's discarded old black v-neck tee, and some sort of nasty lace shoulder jacket possibly stolen from a Goth linebacker. No wonder she's in love with a junky.
Some generous BFF of Lindsay's recorded a bathroom stall coke-binge with her on her camera phone! Finally recorded evidence of what we already knew in our hearts.
From the director of 28 Days Later, his next movie 28 Snorts Later. Swine Flu is ravaging the world and turning people into Pig Zombies.
Actress Kate Beckinsale has some dirty, nasty teeth that she didn't even brush before a red carpet appearance! Get thee to a dentist, woman!
If you have ever wondered what a hideous and washed up super model, full of meth and coke, looked like...
Remember when everybody couldn't wait for her and her sister to turn 18? Yeah, that seems like it was a long time ago.
It looks like her "Goldie Hawn years" will be here sooner than we expected. Time to delete Penny Lane from your 70s rock star fantasy.
In this Pac-Man parody, help Mary-Kate Olsen snort boatloads of primo cocaine. Be sure to play this with your kids.
Miss Mary dresses like Mrs. Finch from "Follow that Bird". She looks like she escaped from the mental wing of Shady Pines retirement community. Get a new look granny!
Still-skinny Mary-Kate Olsen looked stunning (as in, we're still stunned by this look) when she walked the red carpet wearing Kelly green, a dead raccoon, and a chestplate.