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Interview with Harry Potter

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 26 2001

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.


 
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Interview with Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 26 2001

The Suck My News Network's Philip Norris interviews that pimple-faced Brit Harry Potter.




 
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Harry Potter Shocks Hermione

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 13 2007

Daniel Radcliffe's recent photoshoot as a leather daddy left Emma Watson's mouth agape! Wow, Harry Potter gets pornier day by day!




 
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Talkdown Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

This week Lou grills Harry Potter on the final book, and finds out whether he dies or not!




 
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Spiderman vs Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2006

When kids pretend to be people they're not, the results are always hilarious. Like when the think they have super powers.




 
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Asskaban

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 22 2007

J.K. Richpants recently announced that Dumbledore, from the popular Harry Potter books, was gay. Gays everywhere rejoiced, until they realized… being dead, Dumbledore would have no nude shower scene.




 
 
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Oh Harry Potter

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 5 2007

Ew, no he's not sexy. I'm shuddering as we speak.




 
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The Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

Come on, there’s a lot more in your head than some stupid magic hat can see. Skip the sorting ceremony and take LG’s Ultimate Harry Potter Personality Quiz!




 
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Harry Potter Dubstep Pole Dance

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 9 2011

Truly unique (polite-talk for, insane.)




 

One man, especially one who is British, should never have so much power over a female. It's just unethical. Like, spread the wealth, dude. There are other guys who want girls to go crazy over them, too, ya know.




 
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Harry Hotter

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 11 2007

Daniel Radcliffe looks like a leather daddy fresh out of an episode of OZ. So, when is Harry Potter and The Order of the Wenis coming out?




 
 
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Sexy Hermione Costume

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2009

If you're even close to hot you should do what you can to get this costume and bring it to the Harry Potter premiere this week.




 
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Hermione Flashes Panties

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 7 2009

After seeing her panties, Harry's potter exploded. Hey oh!




 
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Suddenly Coming from Nowhere

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 31 2010

Wait for it, it's totally worth it.




 
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Big Ass Skateboard

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 9 2010

Let's see Tony Hawk Ollie the golden gate bridge with this board.




 
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Big Foot

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 13 2006

You know what they say about big feet...




 
 
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Big Brother Big Boobs

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 30 2007

Some big boobied lady from Big Brother UK spent her weekend on the beach for what looks like a playboy photo shoot. Actually she was just being a whore.




 
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Heidi Potter in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 16 2007

Fake boobs aren't the only things Heidi Montag recently acquired. She also picked up some sweet wizarding skills at Hogwart's.




 
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Emma Watson in a Bikini

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 6 2007

Hermione's all grown up! (I feel dirty).




 
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Talkdown Interview With Radiohead

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

This week Lou Berk tries to interview the snaggle-toothed British band Radiohead. Emphasis on *tries.*




 
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Talkdown Gay Dumbledore

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 26 2007

This week Lour Berk talks to Dumbledore about his gayness and why he’s so gay.




 
 
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Big People Breaking Things

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2010

As always, there's a "friend" holding the video camera and laughing.




 
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Big Mouth

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 20 2012

Bites the dust, in a big way.




 
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Big Load

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2006

That's weird. Our loads are soooooo tiny.




 
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Big Momma

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 10 2006

This is how we like to open our champagne bottles. Happy New Year.




 
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Big Burger

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 21 2006

Only special people with helmets can conquer The Big Burger.