A daughter accidentally text messages her dad with some very awesome news.
Looks like some orphans are going to be homeless for a little while longer.
The phrase 'Oh no' should never be overheard at a demolition.
Absolutely nothing, he's just letting his freak flag fly and having a private dance party.
Especially if there is a fountain in front of you.
This little iPhone app will convert your texts into supper annoying Kanye texts.
After you figure out what's wrong with these pictures, find out what's wrong with your fatass.
But the awesome part is, those girls were still REALLY impressed.
We don't find anything -- ANYTHING -- wrong with this thong. It is an awesome thong.
This is not actually puke. It's a child birth that went totally wrong! Woops!
We had no idea we had to bend ourselves that way to pee. Ouch.
We tried to figure this out but we can't.
That package must have been meant for the mother, not the daughter.
Sure this is hilarious, but it's also disgusting. Disgustingly hilarious.
Look at this picture. Do you notice anything strange?
What could possibly go wrong? We'll blindfold her and guide her with our voices. This is great unless she is deaf, dumb or both.
This Middle Eastern burial is very traditional – until the worst possible thing happens.
The Furniture Guy does all his own stunts. And wears a mean leather jacket.
Basically, I don't think this could have been worse.
It's never safe to sleep at a bus station. But this is a new reason, to not try it.
Good effort, terrible delivery.
Oh, that's perverted. (Once you see it you'll spit bricks!)
This is why you are not supposed to recruit small children for physical pranks.
Who the hell washes their own car anyway?