Dominated by a man, with "Hey, Pachuco" from The Mask.
Beat boxing and evening gowns are a sight we never thought we'd see, but the two came together in the 2012 Miss World Talent Competition in the form of one Miss Philippines. We're not sure what those noises are in between her beats but she seems to hold her own. Oh it's a post, post, post modern world.
Bigfoot has joined the Canadian Olympic team and competes in the weightlifting competition! Things go poorly.
Apparently she wasn't aware this was an audition for a very serious athletic competition that involves cannon-propelled tennis balls.
In what is most likely "the greatest athletic competition you never knew existed", Martin & Charlie Sheen play basketball against Michael Jordan way back in 1988.
You're sexy. Check. You've got hot dancing skills. Check. You're at some sort of outdoor pole-dance competition. Check. And you just lotioned your hands up -- OH NOOOOOOO!
When the battle is done, Rory Lake is going to make love to you. From the Rory IV Battle of the Bands competition.
The greastest competition since MXC has come ashore with a new episode. The contestants are obviously in on the joke but it still delivers the way only Japan can.