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Wino Scarecrow

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jul 24 2008

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!


 
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Wino Scarecrow

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 24 2008

Scarecrow Wino will frighten crows away from your crops, but she'll introduce your kids to heroin first!




 
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Wino Has An Ugly Butt

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 21 2007

Wino has a drug problem, she cancels tours, and wears pants 3 sizes too small. Someone needs to buy her some new pants, that’s some nasty muffin top.




 
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Wino Haunts School Children

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 25 2008

She was actually visiting her Goddaughter, dumbest parents ever?




 
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Wino is Nude o

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 19 2008

There's a catch, they used tape and a guitar to cover the nasty bits so you're eyes wouldn't be as scared as Amy's arm after a night with Blake and crack.




 
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Wino Macking On Doperty

By: LG Staff
Date: May 14 2008

Pure sex, nuff said.




 
 
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Wino On Her Mayo Phone

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2008

What's cooler than a Banana Phone? A Mayo Phone, next question.




 
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Wino Has Three Teeth

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2007

Seriously, if you are rich then you have no excuse looking ugly. You need to be perfect, that means having ALL of your teeth. We are looking at you Winehouse!




 
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Doherty and Winehouse Play with Cats

By: LG Staff
Date: May 16 2008

See there's nothing wrong with drugs kids, just playing with some cats.




 
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Weekend at Winos

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 28 2007

Winehouse spent the weekend basking in the warming glow of the sun. Hey its better than the soft glow of a coke spoon.




 
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Wine zilla Stops Traffic

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2008

Although it's easy to blame drugs on Winehouse's appearance in a traffic jam, this was actually a protest against the rising price of petrol in the UK.