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Why Youre Insignificant

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Nov 3 2008

Just doing our job to let you know that you don't really matter.


 
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Why Youre Insignificant

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 3 2008

Just doing our job to let you know that you don't really matter.




 
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Why Are You Closed

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 14 2010

Will someone just open the door for this guy?




 
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This Is Why Pams Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 26 2007

Pamela Anderson is back in Baywatch babe form! THAT'S why she's hot!




 
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Why Dogs

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2011

Are better than cats.




 
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This Is Why Sitcoms Are Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 27 2007

In case you were wondering why sitcoms that were produced during the 80s and 90s are hot – this is why they’re hot.




 
 
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Youre Still Too Fat

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 26 2007

Further proof that a girl can never be skinny. Remember ladies, its not sexy unless your bones are protruding from your blouse.




 
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Youre The One

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 14 2007

Law & Order brings the love on Valentines Day.




 
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Lindsay Youre Beautiful

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 2 2009

Never was there such a beauty in all the land. Lindsay Lohan, apple of our stinkeye.




 
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Youre Doing It Wrong

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 28 2008

Your Nintendo console is not future compatible.




 
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Youre a Disappointment

By: LG Staff
Date: May 12 2006

Do you know somebody who’s a big disappointment? Well this is the perfect card to send them. It features David Blaine. His magic is all gone.




 
 
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Youre on Fire

By: LG Staff
Date: May 19 2006

Send this e-card to somebody who’s like Lindsay Lohan – on fire (crotch)!




 
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Youre Still a Fatty

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 12 2007

Sure vomit makes anyone hideous and undesirable, but at the end of the day… at least she isn't that fat chick.




 
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This is Why Im Literally Hot

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2007

Revamped version of the hip-hop song you can't get out of your brain. From the makers of PaxilBack.




 
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Why Salvia Is Stupid

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 4 2011

Plus, Miley Cyrus smoked it. Do you really want to have anything in common with her?




 
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Why wont my parakeet

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 12 2009

Proving once again that people are stupid and Google is awesome.




 
 
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Why Women are Single

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 23 2011

The answer might be more obvious than you think.




 
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Why They Hate Us

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 8 2008

Damn. We are such dicks.




 
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Why Cats Are Hilarious

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 4 2011

Video proof.




 
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Why Must I Cry

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 26 2007

This is nominated for the worst music video on You Tube. I don't know what's worse: watching him shower, or hearing his screeting voice. FREAKY FUNNY!




 
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Why Kids Shouldnt Drive

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2011

Come on, not even Britney Spears is that bad a parent.




 
 
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Mel Gibson Says Youre An A Hole

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 2 2010

Mel Gibson gets testy with this television reporter during an interview. You can see his brain slowly explode if you look really close.




 
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Why Is This Man Smiling

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 23 2009

You mean he didn't bang Alba? That's the only reason to be happy these days.




 
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Why Men Should Love Ballet

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 21 2006

Uhhhhhhh… Where do we sign up???




 
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Proof of Why America Is Awesome

By: LG Staff
Date: May 5 2009

Sometimes it just takes a picture to let you know why American is awesome.




 
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Why You Need a Close Shave

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 13 2006

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?