My favorite line, "He was forced to get married to someone he did not want to marry. But that does not mean that he did not love her."
We guess the point is how far people will go for the promise of something free despite the fact that they have no idea what that something is. But, come on, it's called a Fantastic Delite, tell us, who could turn down an object so beautifully named? The sad part, us viewers still have no idea what this wondrous object is. Maybe we're not supposed to care, but we do, damn you slick marketing folk, we. still. do...
These poor women were kicked out of Disneyland after innocently expressing their love of Minnie Mouse… and titties. No harm no foul!
When you go outside, set fire to your neighborhood and steal some candy. But first you need to buy a costume! Why not go costume shopping with The Angry Leprechaun?
Somehow these girls agreed to sit on the merry-go-round while these guys spun it with a scooter. And no, it doesn't end pretty.
Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.