Let them devour the youngest first.
Jehovah's Witnesses want to save your soul, but only if you don't attack them with water balloons. 'Cause THAT pisses them off.
We never knew that Holy Water could be used as a weapon, and that priests really know how to lay the smack down.
If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.
Figure skater Oksana Baiul at the Playboy SuperBowl party looks like a crappy underwear ad from the 70s.