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Viva Illegal Immigration

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Apr 14 2006

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.


 
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Viva Illegal Immigration

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 14 2006

The Mexican immigrants of the world aren’t being heard loud enough and Philip Norris has some ideas on who might lead them. Hint: one of them isn’t your mom.




 
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Illegal Music Download Sabotage

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2003

Want to make a friend believe that they owe the government thousands of dollars for downloading illegal music! Well, send them this Illegal Music Download Sabotage!




 
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Viva Bikinis

By: LG Staff
Date: May 26 2009

What’s the best thing about summer? Hint: They’re awesome and they barely cover hot girls’ junk.




 
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Illegal Movie Downloads

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 5 2005

Is one of your friends downloading movies? Well it’s time to bust his buttered-popcorn munching ass.




 
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Illegal Wrestling Move

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 19 2008

We're pretty sure this is an illegal move.




 
 
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Illegal U Turn

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2011

Ends predictably.




 
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Cop Makes Illegal U turn

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 8 2007

Cops in NYC are apparently breaking the law. Luckily the opposite of a superhero, "Jimmy Justice", is trolling the streets. He busts cops with his mom's handycam.




 
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How Cocaine is Made

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 28 2006

From a documentary on the drug trade. This stuff's fascinating, yet very very illegal. (Thanks, Lawyers!)




 
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Anna Nicoles Final Movie

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 13 2007

"Illegal Aliens" is as big of a B-movie as you can get. And Chyna Doll's performance is worthy of a John Waters film!




 
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An Illegals dream

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 2 2007

Rosario, from Will and Grace is somewhere wetting her pants.




 
 
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5 Minutes for Total Pwnage

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 27 2007

No one should ever be penalized for leaving the ice and completely leveling their opponent. If anything they should rewarded for making hockey watch able.




 
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Lithuanian Mayor

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 3 2011

Has his own way of dealing with illegal parking.




 
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Anna Nicole Smith in the Bahamas

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 12 2007

From a Bahamas newspaper, photos of Anna cuddlng with the Bahamian immigration minister. So that's how she got citizenship!




 
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Crazy Kid

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 22 2005

This kid has big balls. And we hope what we just said isn’t illegal.




 
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Software Piracy

By: LG Staff
Date: Apr 21 2006

Just about everyone’s got pirated software on their computer, and no one thinks they’ll get caught. Until now!




 
 
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Kanye West Is Gay

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 18 2005

This week Kanye West discusses his homophobia, Wal-Mart hires illegals, 50 Cent teaches us how to read, and Michael Jackson uses the women’s bathroom.




 
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Suck My News Weekly July 18th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 18 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.