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Vin Diesels Coffee Haus

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Jun 28 2007

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!


 
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Vin Diesels Coffee Haus

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 28 2007

Have a cup of coffee with Vin Diesel and his band of cracked-out celebrity friends like Leonardo Di Caprio, Martin Scorsese, Julia Roberts and more!




 
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Coffee Spilled on LG

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2007

Thanks to NetDisaster.com, you can spill coffee – or vomit, or have a UFO attack, or an act of God™ occur on any webpage you like!




 
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Nintendo Coffee Table

By: LG Staff
Date: May 9 2008

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.




 
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Hillary vs Coffee Machine

By: LG Staff
Date: May 1 2008

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.




 
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Vin Diesel Was An Ugly Kid

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 19 2007

...And he's still an ugly man. Booyah!




 
 
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Glengarry Glen Ross Jr

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 5 2008

This foulmouthed hooligan thinks coffee is for closers.




 
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Chris Farley Hidden Camera

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 1 2006

We've secretly replaced Chris Farley's coffee for Columbian crystals. Let's see if he notices.




 
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Stick of Some Crap

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 19 2007

We here at LG love something's and sticks. When we heard they were combining them, we jumped on the bandwagon.




 
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171 Starbucks

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 25 2007

This dude visited all 171 Starbucks in Manhattan in 24 hours. That's a LOT of caffeine!




 
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Sphincter Shrinker Hot Sauce

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2005

Usually all it takes is coffee to make our ass explode.




 
 
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Action Movie Quotes

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 23 2003

People think action movies have the worst dialogue ever written. We respectably disagree. Every word out of Vin Diesel’s mouth is gold.




 
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Sharon FireStone

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 2 2007

Sharon Stone looks like a raven-haired zombie, sucking the blood of small children out of a cleverly disguised coffee cup.




 
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Dude Tackles Bank Robber

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 24 2009

We would have done the same think If we weren't holding a cup of coffee. And if we weren't a pussy.




 
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Suck My News Weekly March 12th 2004

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 12 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Paris Hiltons Cellphone Hacked

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 25 2005

We hacked Paris Hilton's cellphone. Take a look at her photos, voice mail messages, and watch videos! Hope she doesn't sue us!




 
 
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Whod You Rather Week 142 Butter Faces

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 16 2005

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Whod You Rather Week 29

By: LG Staff
Date: May 31 2003

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.




 
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Highway of the Future

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 11 2013

Driving down the road in The Netherlands: beautiful luminescent snowflakes magically appear before you dancing around your car, the road reacts to your every move as if it can read your mind... and this is before you hit the coffee shops! Coming soon.




 
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Suck My News Weekly Feb 28th 2003

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 28 2003

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 

We show you two celebs and you tell us who you'd rather…you know! Compare your results with the rest of our visitors to see how your tastes match up.