Bette Davis' portrait painted with nothing but mascara and the song "Bette Davis Eyes" as an inspiration.

Michael McDonald never cracks a smile, making him the antithesis of Jimmy Fallon.

Some argued that Michael Richards' infamous N-word debacle was an attempt at humiliating a heckler, gone terribly awry. The comedic master Bill Hicks (RIP) shows how it's *really* done.

We got to tour Hef’s infamous mansion, and it’s filled with cool stuff, like boobs!

Oh whoops, my bad – he's not a security guard, he's a pimp. A pimp in a uniform. That's London-style, for ya.

More fun Mentos and Coke tricks. Thank god these guys have so much free time on their hands; what'd we do with out such a thrilling video?

Clever kids build a loop-de-loop on a train track... and it works! Of course they aren't American :(

These emergency calls are hilarious! Except that now I've bled to death. Oh, can your taco save you now?

This is not a lazer light show, its witchcraft, I say! Keep your glowning coat hangers from him, before he eats your babies!

How to shoot your friend with a ping pong, a paper towel tube, a little hairspray and a lighter.

There are a few rules to keep in mind when going drunken mini-golfing. Only I don't remember 'em 'cause I'm WASTED! Yeeah!!

This car chase performance was filmed at MGM Studios in Disneyland – talk about PROFESSIONAL drivers!!

Hand-dance to Daft Punk's "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger" – fast forward past the beginning; the lyrics are when the REAL magic happens!

I can't imagine the number of painstaking hours it took to set this Goldberg-esque contraption throughout this house. This guy obviously doesn't play MMORPGs.

This a-hole cop accuses a drive-thru worker of ripping him off, then maces her. Turns out he was wrong, wrong, wrong!

Office banter amongst employees of the ACLU is just as expected: sexist, racist, homophobic and personally offensive. More witty than a Gilmore Girls episode!

A massive windstorm blew the ad panels off the stadium wall at a European soccer (AKA football) match. Player were hurt, spectators were skocked, God was pissed off.

What happens when Dwight decides to tape-record an office meeting? Why, sabotage, that's what!

...in 30 seconds.

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!