If a scientist can figure out how to do something, they will do it, no matter how pointless.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

Do iPhones come with Snake? Now that would be a reason to upgrade.

Springsteen, a champion of the underdog, now actually makes sense as an icon of Microsoft's dwindling market share.

That was totally necessary.

Invisible musical laser beams are the future.

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

I want that game that goes like this "gagaga chkchkchck woowoowoo"

Already widely considered the most authentic baseball game available, MLB® 08 The Show™ is set to provide fans with the most realistic baseball experience to date!

More exciting than a John Tesh album.

Jack White is pissed he didn't think of this.

More people would go to musuems if the art magically turned into video games.

Real men don't bet the spread, they bet the "tecmo".

Putting a refrigerator next to your couch would be too complicated.

Heavy Metal isn't the only music with big balls.

Because playing Guitar Hero was still a little too close to making actual music.

For eight thousand dollars you can spend another 30 minutes sitting on your couch watching reruns.