Honda, they can make robots with classical music training and cars for douchebags to modify.

This isn't very convincing since the ability to respawn in real life would encourage much worse behavior than smoking butts.

The Trons perform their new single "Sister Robot", I prefer their Beta stuff.

George Lucas is always fond of replacing people with machines, sorry Mr. Williams.

Note to dudes, definitely do not put your cellphone near your junk.

Wow guys, really glad you figured it out, society has truly been advanced by your technological achievements, the Nobel Prize is around the corner.

Does that make it easier or even more infuriating?

Can he also clone the girl who apparently does not mind living in squalor as long as he invents uselessly awesome gaming gadgets.

Is there a frame rate that doesn't make explosions look cool?

If a scientist can figure out how to do something, they will do it, no matter how pointless.

Guys who work in a print shop have a lot of time on their hands, go figure.

Do iPhones come with Snake? Now that would be a reason to upgrade.

Springsteen, a champion of the underdog, now actually makes sense as an icon of Microsoft's dwindling market share.

That was totally necessary.

Invisible musical laser beams are the future.

You're not the only computer that comes in a mysterious manila envelope, Macbook Air.

Dear The SEO Rapper, we're hiring..."Client satisfied like they eating on a snicker, they stuck on your page like you made it with a sticker"

It's depressing that predictions of flying cars have not come true but, it's probably a good thing we aren't wearing electric headlights.

What the Presidential candidates plan to do about the impending war against the machines is what we'd like to know.

I want that game that goes like this "gagaga chkchkchck woowoowoo"