Some drunks just have remarkable timing.

911 needs to stop hiring narcoleptics.

Further proof that bullies never grow up, they just get uniforms.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

More than a little was lost in translation here.

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.

First rule of live broadcasting, say what you're thinking unless what you're thinking is racist.

Here it is, your moment of zen.

Sometimes local news has global implications.

That's what home movies are for.

How many Candians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

She falls flat on her face because she is realizing how much it will cost to power the anamatronic unicorn Ty plans to install in their living room.

Yes it's early in 2008 but how could anyone do it better than this dude and his "famous" sunglasses?

Man has his own style, you have to give him that.

Security Camera? More like LOL Camera.

Yes she says she does what she wants but does she slaughter baby seals with her bare hands??

Say what you will about the state of music in 2007, there is no doubt that this does not help.

Two boyfriends didn't let oncoming traffic at 65mph stop them from fighting.

It's hard to explain why you should watch this video, lets just say Canada is serious about work place safety.