For when you don't want yo ho to know yo by the phone.

This is still payback for Al Capone's vault.

This video makes it just too easy to hate the hosts on QVC.

The U.S. representative falls on the world stage, sounds about right.

This was staged in Latvia and required the country's entire supply of Diet Coke and most of their Mentos.

If you could drop me off at my car that'd be great.

Who knew Nascar fans owned golf clubs?

Apparently the teleprompter needs to tell him when to breath or he really doesn't like his co-anchor.

He may think this banana proves God exists but this video only proves he enjoys the company of other men.

A Num-what? Are you sure that's even a real word?

Recession? Who said anything about a recession, there's money just lying around all over the place, just gotta take it!

Try again, please!

When using the number 69, never say 69 slacks, 69 sacks, or talk about your '69 sax, we'll always assume you said sex.

Some drunks just have remarkable timing.

911 needs to stop hiring narcoleptics.

Further proof that bullies never grow up, they just get uniforms.

The show's designer tried to take a bow when a black hole created by fashion's vapidness swallowed her and others whole.

More than a little was lost in translation here.

Winner of the international Ms. South Carolina award.

Jack Lemon and Walter Matthau would be proud.