This hot chick is modeling with a chainsaw! Boring but sexy!

Her butt has my vote!

"Thing" from the Addams Family goes out into the world, and discovers love. It gets sexy!

Be careful when photocopying at work! And always wear panties.

These kids are so inventive… reminds me of myself when I was a little boy. Oh wait, I'm a girl.

This beer's for the "everyman" in every man! (As in, you're fat & gross, and you love T&A.)

Uhhhhhhh… Where do we sign up???

She's wearing men's briefs? Oh, man, how am I supposed to notice that??

Don't let a nice rack and your desire for phallic ice cream snacks distract you from the reality of a hot chick.

Yeah! Chick fight! Awesome! …Well, more like middle-aged mom fight. Sexy!

Salma Hayek wants great ratings for her show, so she knows just what to do!

I love it when sexy news anchors have Freudian slips of the tongue. Especially when Shepard Smith won't let her forget it!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

Hugh Hefner throws the best Halloween parties! Check out the celeb costumes this year!

Apparently AIDS is so rampant in Africa that they have to use protection on even their umbrellas.

What's more embarrassing? Having a scraggy beard or popping a boob?

Introducing the Amazing Butt Flex! Pazzow!!!!

Glass floor, short skirts -- why can't all Twister games be like this?

We'd definetly want to be padded down and searched by this babes. They can even take away our liquids! We just don't care!

If these girls were ever caught by their father dancing like a ho in front of a webcam, they would be sent to the nunnery!