Shocking new revelations about the dudes who gave birth to Obama.

Barack Obama better watch out. John McCain will break his face with his muscles.

Hillary Clinton just announced today that she will be running against Obama and McCain as an independent!

Can't wait to see A Barack-work Orange.

...or how America stoppped believing in democracy and started voting for the machines.

When you need Philadelphia to win the nomination, you're left with only one option, Rocky parody.

Hillary does not look like a man, she looks like a male Chilean midget.

Hallelujah, he's still alive.

Is this to announce Robert Palmer as his running mate?

Dunder Mifflin has yet to endorse a candidate. Hopefully Daryl and Scrantonicity II are working on a song for Obama.

Because there isn't really one running for president.

He's entered the most awesome part of the Presidency, you're still the most powerful man in the world but no one cares what you do. Lame duck party time!

You should go out and vote today, as Ed Helms and McLovin show; it’s so simple even someone from Pleasantville could figure it out.

Between a Schwarzenegger soundboard prank and the "Who Let The Dogs?" scandal, is Mitt running for president in Y2K? Dude is behind the times.

Yelling does not make something funny, even when that something is Mormon.

Haven't seen those tactics busted out since the high school gymnasium.

No, no, it wasn't Hillary, she's not a "real" robot.

This commercial is a promise that Chuck Norris will be Mike Huckabee's running mate right?

An entire lighting rig almost falls on Hillary Clinton and the most she can say is "Jesus, Mary and Joseph"?? Even Bush knows how to curse!

The election season is heating up. Make sure you get out and vote for the candidate who will give you the most sexy time.