Now you can dance just like everyone's favorite washed-up whore! Watch this commercial to find out how.

Finally a laundry detergent that will take your DayGlo shirts and make them totally depressing and emo.

Great commercial from the UK's "The IT Crowd". Don't steal movies unless you're prepared to pay the price.

Do you kind of hate Dave Matthews? Do you kind of love the Wii? Well then this musical number was made for you.

If you thought Kid Nation was bad, well NBC has a surprise for you. “Babies On Cinderblocks” is the latest hit to debut on Conan.

An epic battle of apathetic grandeur.

Microsoft is a pretty popular punching bag these days in i-culture. Luckily while apple fanboys make these videos, Bill can dry his tears in his sacks of money.

Hilarious IM abbreviations. Let Gunter teach you all you need to know about how to talk like a hip young kid on the net.

Tonight they dine in... San Diego!

Hey Tay, did you steal this song from Kuato? or do you have a Kuato living inside of you?

Barry Bonds tied and broke the home run record. Did he use steroids? That’s debatable...HULK SMASH!

Jimmy Kimmel sends parking lot attendant, Guillermo, to bump Matt Damon from "The Bourne Identity".

John Mayer busts out some sweet "Chocolate Rain" lyrics to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Say it Right"

A cooch-tastic parody of the song "Hey There Delilah" – complete with stolen internet pictures!

A parody of Chocolate Rain, shot-for-shot. Totally unnecessary, but that's what the internet is for, really.

These used car guys are such cheap bastards, they have no problem swearing at you.

What do you want to do today, Grandma? Why, let's ghost-ride the whip!

If your hair is shiny and yellowish, and you have a low ACT score, you may be one of the millions of people affected by Blond.

September 11: It wasn't Bin Laden.

Follow the greats like Axl Rose and Tommy Lee and get yourself in fighting shape with the Heavy Metal Diet. Side effects include alcoholism, herpes and heroin addiction.