...in 30 seconds.

Liquid Generation's own Doc Manhattan gets a new Transformer toy, and wastes nearly 40 minutes of his life playing with it! Must see to believe! Er... be bored!

Bizarre L.A. TrafficWatch: No one's on the freeway – why???

What's more embarrassing? The fall, the devastating silence after she lands on her head, the pity-applause they get afterwards, or the Wham song they did their routine to?

I don’t know if he is calling a penalty or doing the YMCA, but whatever it is, it's FABULOUS!

He PWN3D himself!!! LOL!!!1

As if hearing through those drive-thru intercoms isn't hard enough, this guy's rapping his order. Better to spit before than after, I say.

The Todd really knows how to "slip into" a conversation. Srsly, this is SO worth the 13 seconds!

Close a bag of chips without the clip! Amazing!

Because what you say and where you say it... sometimes people jump to the wrong conclusion, and you get your ass kicked.

WQXR's morning show runs a *little* longer than normal... 'cause there's a WOLF in the station! BOIOIOIOING! (From Derrick Comedy)

This Catholic mother isn't dealing with her son's recent conversion to atheism very well. Let's laugh!!

This is totally the kind of guy who drives to Tijijuana with his buddies and picks up a whore and then later *flatly denies* he knew anything about her being a man. But you know he wants that.

Don’t break it, and you'll be fine.

A cartoon of the late comedian Richard Jeni's stand-up. RIP

Oh, man, we just need to get these chicks sterilized, already!

What happens when you pour salt on a speaker, and change the frequency? You can visualize the sound waves! Science is awesome!

Is Jack Cafferty an idiot? Wolf Blitzer says "yes."

Some poor, heart-broken animator created a cartoon all about the heartache and physical torture of love. *Sigh*

Justin Timerberlake performs "Dick in a Box" live at his concerts! LIVE footage!!