In the new DS game "Spanish For Everyone", a boy's DS is stolen by a Mexican boy who heads for the border with his cop-fleeing dad . It actually gets weirder.

When you're down a touchdown with one play left, call the ole Hook and 15 Laterals.

There's nothing that says praise Satan quite like "synchronized light display".

Check out the Star Wars Battlefront Entertainment Pack for the Sony PSP.

Re-creating a famous photo completely out of Oreos, thats one way to celebrate world hunger.

There's no special effect quite as special as a catfight.

We beer sex pizza mile high nachos this commercial very much.

Even crustaceans are victims of peer pressure.

This commercial is an exact copy of how a 16-year-old boy's mind works; EVERYTHING implies sex.

Unilever, Dove's parent company, also produces Slim-Fast and Ben & Jerry's. Which is it, fat is beautiful or ugly?

This beats studying any day, two guys made a 200 sq. ft. mural of Calvin and Hobbes out of Post-It notes they could have used to bookmark their textbooks.

Milton Bradley was injured yesterday in one of the most embarassing ways possible. His own coach tossed him to the ground and tore his ACL.

Prison is a lot like school; you hang with your buddies, have recess, and eat crappy food. The upside is the food is better; the downside is the corndogs have no sticks.

This guy takes all the fun out of injecting some steriods, smashing some homers, and imitating your favorite MLB players' home run trot. Dude is unhittable!

Pluto must have been kicked in the crotch one too many times and decided to run down this little brat. So much for "happiest place on Earth".

An awesome commercial for Lemon Party! What's a Lemon Party you ask? Google is your friend...

So apparently women are into baby flesh. Dad can only get Mom's attention if he shaves his face to resemble a baby's ass.

These firemen know that they can lift their chief's car with their hoses. Now they must ponder if they should have...

Slowly and calmly, this moron tries to rob a bank in front of the bank's security guard. A slaphappy game of grab ass ensues.

This girl's outfit was too sexy for her plane. She could however, fly the LG Sluts R Awesome Airlines any day. You can see her undies at 1:34, just looking out for ya.