Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

What goes down must come up?

2 Girls, 1 Cup, Infinite Reactions.

Its like a Mad TV sketch except its funny and unscripted.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

A truck overturned on a Kentucky highway carrying thousands of weiners and other packaged meats.

These amateur doctors remove a cyst from a guy's neck! WARNING: Really gross!!!

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Seriously, this almost made me puke – she got a maggot on the brain. Parasites are awesome! So's the narrator's voice.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.

Apparently Tyra Banks thinks that grown women don't know how to urinate in public toilets, so she does a community service and shows up how!

Watch him dance! Watch him find romance! Feel better about the size of your pants!

See what happens when you scratch the forbidden zone.