A slight variation of Hammurabi's Code, foot for a plank.

They apparently only care about beer.

Manhattan is a scary place where the world's elite dine on human souls and harvest our organs for centerpieces.

Getting BBWs from Craigslist and showing their homemade fetish movies on national television is out of control. WhatWouldOprahDo?

Do not do these things if you want to live a long and healthy life.

When reporting on bird over population, always look directly up with your mouth wide open. That's where the real story is.

What's more American than a 222 lb. cheeseburger?

What goes down must come up?

2 Girls, 1 Cup, Infinite Reactions.

Its like a Mad TV sketch except its funny and unscripted.

Neil Young once wrote a song about his "Cinnamon Girl", this one's kind of cute once you clean the cinnamon out of her.

If there ever was a home for an ugly modeling agency, its jolly ole England. No shortage on broken noses and ugly teeth there. Think Winehouse has a contract?

A truck overturned on a Kentucky highway carrying thousands of weiners and other packaged meats.

These amateur doctors remove a cyst from a guy's neck! WARNING: Really gross!!!

This possibly-homeless creep decided he had to go *so bad* that he dropped trou and $#@t in a planter. Classy.

This man had a rare condition known as "fetus-in-fetus," wherein an non-survived twin became a calcified mass in his belly. WARNING: gross!!

In the wild, tigers attack their enemies. In captivity, they rely on other, more disgusting methods of self-defense.

Dear lord Michelle Marsh is running topless down the beach. If it were nearly any other woman on the planet, save Star Jones, it would be hot. But those "fun"-bags are like sacks of wet meat your step-dad is about to slug you with.

Seriously, this almost made me puke – she got a maggot on the brain. Parasites are awesome! So's the narrator's voice.

This guy had his face removed because of a flesh-eating virus. His crazy wife still loves him.