This Evel Knievel-wannabe drives a 70s rocket car off a crazy ramp! Loco!

Think you're tough? Your pansy-ass can't handle this unicycle!

This guy has mastered "freestyle walking" with crutches -- and he skateboards with them, too!

Watch this retard hurt himself in his dormroom. Ah, college!

Take it from this real-life security camera: fat guys shouldn't photocopy their butts. (Uhhh, why does the supply room have a security camera?)

Clean up around the house, gentlemen, or your lady could end up dead.

Nun-chuks clutz's origins!

Ugh… I think I just choked up my "iron eggs!"

Let this be a warning: if you're going to fall asleep at the wheel, wear your safety belt!

This simple robbery report gets spiced up when a rubbery appendage comes out the door!

Check out this guys skillz with a longbow! Radical!

Note to self: if you think you're coming down with some explosive diarrhea, don't do video shoot in hot tub.

He's got more skillz than a bag of pills! I dunno what that means!

Before he became the El Pollo Loco spokesman, this guy was a doormat for rodeo horses.

When practicing physically-demanding breakdance techniques, make sure your buddies don't hate your face.

Inexperienced grape stompers don't know the first rule: never fall off the platform.

With the winter season creeping up on us, we'd like to warn you what NOT to do when your car gets stuck in the snow.

Hot cheerleader - now sexy spinal cord injury!

Children's shows are the perfect place for weird mascots, ugly adults and violent, blood-hungry kangaroos.

This German-looking fellow demonstrates the exact WRONG way to flip off of a stage.