RUN FOR YOUR LYFE, FATTY!

What an adorable little annoying person! The fact that she can stack cups like it ain't no biz is just second to the fact that she is so OH MY GOSH!

This dog actually takes it to far and stops his heart on command when playing dead. Maybe!

Don't think too far ahead or you'll rethink everything you see for the rest of your life!

Ever wonder what the creepy snuggle teddy bear does on his day off? Wonder no more!

Fat kid can dance.

Those little rascals get away with everything.

We love a good lovers quarrel, especially one involving bitchy cats.

They are so adorable and greedy we want to punch them in the face.

How many of these YouTube videos do you recognize?

If your baby is already dancing to Beyonce you've already succeeded as a parent.

It's an epic battle of two eternal foes.

We totally would have thrown the girl over the railing. But that's just us.

Cuttiepie should really go to the gym or starve himself.

Since cats are really creepy and evil, we celebrate any time one of them gets beat up.

This girl is like Survivorman, but a lot more talented.

The uncensored version of the video that touched everybody's heart.

When Michael Jackson died, his soul went into this small child. The kid is now a very talented...but hopefully headed down a different path. Say No to Propofol!!!!

So much time, effort and sheer determination went into this video it's a wonder it didn't make the internet explode.

All together now: THAT'S RACIST!