In this commercial for hair gel in Japan, Orlando solves an amazing number of problems with just his hair. Unfortunately there is no way to reclaim dignity...

Beckham is doing his best to get Americans to care about soccer. This a start..

"America's Got Talent" but Germany's got the Hoff. We're obviously jealous as he had a starring role in the finale of the show.

The cheerleader applies a glue mustache, as you're supposed to think its "milk" but you'll really imagine its something else...what a twisted web we weave.

NSFW: NFL quarterback, Michael Vick, plead guilty yesterday. This was all thanks to McGruff, the crime dog's, harsh interrogation tactics.

Watch how many times Hilary Duff tries to hide her big fake teeth during this interview with comedian Jim Norton.

Jimmy Kimmel sends parking lot attendant, Guillermo, to bump Matt Damon from "The Bourne Identity".

Country star, Brad Paisley made this video to make us all question whether Kellie Pickler has real boobs or not and to make us stop questioning his sexuality.

Britney crashes her Benz cause she's a total "braniac" y'all.

Never attack the man with the microphone.

De Niro seems to be a little primaddona. Can someone say B!tch fit?

Faith Hill berates a fan during her latest concert after the woman grabbed her husband's balls. Listen closely!

Tammy Faye Bakker Messner passed away last Friday from terminal cancer, one day after appearing on Larry King Live. Visually memorable, to the end.

Hey Paula! You're not in the Bratz movie any more! What are you going to do about it, throw a tantrum? Pray to God? Oh. Awkward.

Lily Allen was on a British comedy show and told the other guests she has a third nipple – then pulls it out to prove it! Surprisingly SFW!

Stamos appeared on a British morning show, unshaven and apparently SLOSHED, but blamed it on "jet lag," which I'm guessing is the name of a delicious new vodka in England.

Pop-schlock fake-punk Canadian Avril Lavigne is a hack, of course. Here's the proof! She totally ripped off Peaches.

LG's got the first footage of the Larry King Live interview with Paris Hilton! Best part: she's naked!

The lies Paris Hilton told Larry King. From the Tonight Show.

Chuck used to have a cartoon in the '80s called Karate Kommandos. It was basically the A-Team but lame.