It's just Jeff Goldblum's 1999 Apple Ad at half speed and yet it's so much more.

Proposal, you know how England shipped all its convicts to Australia? Maybe we can ship all our useless celebs to Turkey.

He seems to know a lot about things that happen.

Did that really just happen? Who directed this? Clearly someone with Jedi mindpowers.

This is sad, maybe MTV can figure out a way to capitalize on getting him some help.

The "Pharaoh's Tomb" takes a stab at recreating a famous Anna Karina scene from the French New Wave.

Paula had just the right mix of Xanax, Prozac and Jack in her Coke last night.

How does Gary Busey interact with a cute innocent girl? The same way he acts with everyone, like a crazed psychopath who might just be a genius.

If you're keeping track at home, Paris Hilton was denied a ticket to the Oscars, Gary Busey was given free reign.

You’ve seen the Stevie Wonder falling down video, right? Well check out our little spin on it!

Tommy Lee Jones can't turn down a paid vacation, no matter how weird the Japanese commercial.

Do jazz hands and a bikini a video make? Spencer Pratt thinks so.

Why would Pepsi hire JT, Andy Samberg, and Tony Romo for a commercial? Because they know Coke is better, that's why.

The hacker group Anonymous wants to destroy Tom Cruise now.

They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no, tape me smoking crack and sell it to the press instead.

Evangeline Lily used to do commercials for a phone-date hotline. It makes unemployed insomniac TV-addicts seem less... desperate. No, not really.

Tom Cruise even crazier! Hip hop like you’ve never wanted to hear it!

Mr. Cruise is really very articulate in explaining his "religion" that every one else thinks is just an expensive SCI-FI Cult-RPG.

2008 has officially started. Britney has been taken by police escort to the pshyciatric ward.

How long do you think he and his friends giggled like schoolgirls saying "Are you gonna do it? really? you're gonna do it? OMG OMG"