Check out these sorry saps. Just get a thicker skin already will ya?! Every time they're startled or excited (ie: every few seconds) these fellows' muscles tense up and they fall over, "faint", until the tension is released a second later. Talk about a tedious life...

We're not quite sure where this took place, but check out this interactive bus stop, and brilliant marketing for some new interactive website. When waiting travelers check out the advertised web site, and answer questions such as "Are you bored?" or "Are you in a hurry?" the following happens. Why doesn't this stuff happen to us??? Def jelz of the dog sled-y thing. Def. Jelz.

So, yeah, this is a thing, human mattress dominos. And China just kicked America's arse and stole the world record. So, let's get on this people. This is a rally call.

Hilarious! Who knew? If we didn't see it with our own eyes, we probably wouldn't believe it...

Sigh. There is so much wrong here. A man on a bidet, which is intended for women (if he is talking about an enhanced toilet, the kind with an installed butt hose like they have in Turkey, amongst other places, then we're pretty sure it has a different name. Butt hose?). A man who deems this activity worthy of being recorded and shared on You Tube (Yes, we have taken interest but probably not for the intended reasons). And, finally, WHAT is up with this dude's eyes??? They are too big and either they are all pupil or have no pupil. We thought it was some weird effect at first. A symptom of over use of bidets perhaps.

This furry friend may be challenged in the leg department (he has only 3) but his shrewd (that is dog food he picks up) and cunning lil noggin more than make up for it. Now if only he could figure out how to cover the security cameras...

Dunno why this guy was filming in the first place, but the moment he caught is priceless. Maybe one day all TV will be this real....

Ummmmm, this here is a lil something called "Mossens Julafton". Apparently it's big in Norway. It's written by a fellow with the first name Alf (Alien Life Form anyone? That lovable, brown, furry, cat eating, permanent house guest of Willie and the rest of the Tanner family). Far out.

This old doll commercial looks more like a trailer for a horror movie! Is this supposed to entice little girls or send them to the looney bin? Regardless, whoever edited this clip is one twisted soul...

Yes this is a real product and, yes, that is the real name. WHY??! Forget about the fact that seat belts are stretchy and don't really tend to hurt. Someone in the marketing department over there has a naughty sense of humor, as do the people who allowed it to pass... as do the people who shot the commercial with all those er, tiddy close ups!

We didn't know the French were into such kinky shit, especially when it comes to their carbonated juice beverages?

Natural disaster AND a full moon??? The crazies are sure to come out in droves. Here's an early example. Does the horse mask serve as any sort of protection? Or maybe the guy just want's a surreal outfit to match the surreal weather. We dig it.

It cuts off right before his chair starts talking and the psychedelic dance party breaks out...

OK, ok , we had to include one more cuz it's just too good not to: the dance, the gratuitous pelvic thrust close ups, the eerie little girl chanting voice... We're just waiting for some feminist punk band to sample it.

We recently stumbled upon this old gem. It's from a Japanese TV show called Zuiikin' English, an english language learning/ exercise program... duh. As you can see the show focuses on only a few poignant phrases.

Man we knew they were into some weird things in the 1960s but didn't know the extent to which they subjected innocent little kids to it too! "Voodoo witch doctor" ? " Amount of Humanity"? Or the best one, "soouul knob"?!!! We thought we were just talking about little baby dolls here. And for Christ's sake, who the hell is sobbing at the end???

This product is touted as a means of "empowering the new age woman". There is SO much to be said here, but we'll go with this: no woman in her right mind would ever want it to "feel like the very first time" again. That sh*t's painful, not to mention awkward.

In Japan, it seems, bananas are the answers to everyone's problems- especially bananas that shoot out of weirdo-banana-man's nose. And there you have it.

We've never really like cats cause they're so damn boring. Look, even their mating is (almost humorously) boring, but then... (apparently this is all par for the course, but for someone who's never seen in before...damn)

An old YouTube classic. If you haven't met Nonnie yet, or maybe you forgot about her, we're bring her back! She pretty much wrote our nation's anthem for poopin. Ohhh the things that make us famous...