What happens when a gas station attendant is only wearing a bikini? Well… sexy things happen.

This little guy is waaay too good to be a lowly subway performer. Get this guy on Hollywood Boulevard, stat!

Awards shows suck: the stuff you want to win never does, and frickin’ DiCaprio always ends up taking home a prize. Well don’t worry your pretty little face, this is the first annual Booth Babes Awards, and that means EVERYONE wins.

Finally, the motion picture event you been waiting for all year... Transformers: The Trailer. Enjoy.

"Return of the Jedi" returns to the small screen as an old-timey silent film. Slapstick-tastic!

"Lazy Sunday" was an instant internet hit about this time last year, and it holds up surprisingly well. Kudos, Samberg and Parnell. Kudos.

Tracy Morgan was going to make a "Jackass"-type movie, but he's too black to do all those stupid, crazy stunts!

Watch one family’s attempt at annoying the crap out of their neighbors, and making sure their electricity bill is higher than a Las Vegas casino.

Santa Clause returns this year with a slightly different image – not he's straight gangster! Looks like Christmas at Tony Soprano's house!

Chad Vader has a hard time gaining his employees respect. It's like that show "10 Items or Less" but funny.

Dancing on tables can be fun and sexy – but if you're a reality TV skank make sure the countertop is wiped off beforehand. (Just a word to the wise.)

All beer commercials are sexy. This one just adds in the angry girlfriend factor.

The Sin Destroyers are "the Christianest rock band," and will obliterate any doubt of their rock prowess with the video for "Gifts to the World."

Seriously, watch "Omeletteville" first. You won't regret it.

Give It on Up to Omeletteville! (Watch "Homelessville" after this!)

It's amazingly easy to take out Frosty the Snowman. He cries like a little bitch.

Don't give your kid a lightsaber for Christmas. You won't live to regret it!

Sure you could buy this present for a friend, but wouldn't you rather just insult his taste in music?

In 2004, LiquidGeneration had a holiday party and the result was this drunken video.

See Santa Claus do HIS version of the infamous Michael Richards racist meltdown. Ho-ho-horrifyingly offensive!