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Victorias Secret Models Suck At Singing

By: Helga Mohammed el-Salami
Dec 13 2012

Models should be seen and not heard: Exhibit A. The only way to describe the awfulness of this is to have one of them sing about it which might create an infinite loop of awfulness and destroy the universe.


 
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Victorias Secret Models Suck At Singing

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 13 2012

Models should be seen and not heard: Exhibit A. The only way to describe the awfulness of this is to have one of them sing about it which might create an infinite loop of awfulness and destroy the universe.




 
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Whoose Boobs Week 92 Victorias Secret

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2003

Whoose Boobs is the internet’s #1 celebrity boob game. We show you three boobs and you have to tell us who they belong to.




 
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Secret Squirrel

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 12 2007

Secret Squirrel is watching you!!




 
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Amazing Singing Kid

By: LG Staff
Date: Jul 27 2011

Especially from someone so young.




 
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VS in GQ

By: LG Staff
Date: May 7 2007

GQ goes behind the scenes at the Victoria's Secret fashion show to prove that it's not secretly a gay mag.




 
 
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Singing Girl Gets Smacked

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 21 2007

An annoying girl singing in the office gets what's coming to her.




 
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Sleeping With Models

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 3 2007

I hope that bedspread was a Christmas present from someone sexy!




 
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WYR Models Who Bang Famous Peeps

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 27 2008

This week we celebrate models who’ve dated celebrities – not to get ahead, but for love!




 
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Secret Message

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 22 2002

A cute apple worm has a special message for you. Make sure you turn up your volume to hear what he has to say.




 
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Britneys Secret Show

By: LG Staff
Date: May 2 2007

Britney Spears put on a secret show at the House of Blues San Diego last night, under the fake group name "The M&Ms." Apparently she lip-sync'd and gave a lap dance. But no one put money in her thong!




 
 
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Suck My News Weekly TomKat Engaged At Last

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 17 2005

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Suck My News Weekly John Kerry Sux At Kickball

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 3 2004

Suck My News Weekly is a slanderous look at the week's news, hosted by the cranky and awesome Philip Norris.




 
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Secret Agent Man

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 7 2003

You should never ask this man what time it is.




 
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Cami Secret Boob Hider

By: LG Staff
Date: May 6 2010

If you're looking to hide your boobs, this is your device.




 
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Singing Baby

By: LG Staff
Date: Mar 29 2011

Gives us his version of Justin Bieber's 'Baby.'




 
 
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Singing Cockatiel

By: LG Staff
Date: Dec 13 2011

Does the Mario theme.




 
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Miranda Kerr Cant Read Good

By: LG Staff
Date: Jun 23 2008

That's not where you put the books silly girl, you're blocking our view. Also what'd Will Turner ever do to deserve this?




 
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Karolina Kurkova Has No Belly Button

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 20 2008

Does it really matter to you if she looks like an alien?




 
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Secret Talent

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 1 2011

Of Bill Gates.




 
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Secret History of the Bra

By: LG Staff
Date: Sep 26 2007

National Geographic's upcoming special is the most awesome news from them since we saw naked African women in their magazines back in the fourth grade.




 
 
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The Patroits Secret Pini

By: LG Staff
Date: Jan 30 2008

Camera-Gate is not the Patriots' darkest secret, that title lies with locker room "servant" Pini Swissa.




 
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Brit Models Are Pornier

By: LG Staff
Date: Feb 21 2008

Abigail Clancy was a runner up on UK's Next Top Model although from the face and leopard print panties could swear she was in "Bobby Babes 4".




 
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Celebrity Playboy Models

By: LG Staff
Date: Nov 15 2011

Before Kaley Cuoco and Lindsay Lohan, other famous faces (and their parts) have appeared in Playboy. Here are some of the sexiest celebrities to follow in Marilyn's footsteps.




 
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10 Ways Secret Service Kicks Ass

By: LG Staff
Date: Oct 31 2008

The United States Secret Service has kicked so much ass over the years. Here are the ways in which they've served our country.




 
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Secret Michael Jackson Audio Tape

By: LG Staff
Date: Aug 6 2009

The following phone conversation was secretly recording between Michael Jackson and his young accuser.